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Clips from Girls5eva - D'wasg (S01E01)

"- Go live. Okay. Ready?"
Girls5eva
"[all murmuring] - Yes. Yes. Yeah."
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"Hello, Internet."
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"We are coming to you live from the Queen of Plaza mall..."
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"- Whoo! - To tell you it's dead."
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"- It's dead. - But we're not."
Girls5eva
"Girls5eva is back!"
Girls5eva
"[bright R&B music] - Okay."
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"- Yes. - [clears throat]"
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"[all vocalize sweetly]"
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"- [huskily] Have you ever wanted..."
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"- * Ooh * - The perfect girl..."
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"to fit in your world?"
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"Well, don't make a wish because we're already real."
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"- * Low-rise jeans with the one-tooth zipper *"
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"* Eyebrows thin, bronzer thicker *"
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"* Whale tail peekin', ready for the weekend *"
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"* And our eyes are all over you, boy *"
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"* We are * all: * Dream girlfriends *"
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"* 'Cause our dads are dead *"
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"* So you'll never have to meet them *"
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"* And get asked why you left school *"
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"* Dream girlfriends *"
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"* No pushback *"
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"* 'Cause our moms are all retired *"
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"* And hoping for the best *"
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"* *"
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"- * We've got the kind of birth control *"
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"* That goes in your arm *"
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"- * And tell me again why Tarantino's a genius *"
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"[splat] [grunts]"
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"all: * You'll never want to *"
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"* Wake up from *"
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"all: [harmonizing] * Us *"
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"- [running scales] * Us *"
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"- We're short,"
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"so we don't know that you're bald."
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"- That was good."
Girls5eva
"And I saw Anita Baker at the Trop!"
Girls5eva
"- We're back, babies! - [cheers]"
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"- I love you guys! - Oh, my God, I love you!"
Girls5eva
"[all cheer]"
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"[splat] - Ow!"
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"- What? - I'm being targeted."
Girls5eva
"Come on. Show yourself, dipshit."
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"- What?"
Girls5eva
"- You're not gonna ruin my night."
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"- No! [all cheer]"
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"I love you!"
Girls5eva
"-[laughing] Ladies! - Thank you!"
Girls5eva
"[both laughing] - Oh!"
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"Oh, I went a little nuts with that Claire's gun I found."
Girls5eva
"But I'm excited!"
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"Thank you for everything."
Girls5eva
"You're my best friend."
Girls5eva
"- Aw, Wickie! - Oh, God."
Girls5eva
"- And you're talking to the piano."
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"- Oh, God."
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"- I used to take piano lessons in the third grade."
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"- Oh, you did? - Mm-hmm."
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"[plays random notes] - [chuckles]"
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"I wonder if I remember how to play anything."
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"[playing "Heart and Soul"]"
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"Everybody knows this one."
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"* *"
Girls5eva
"- Wickie, I'm sorry. The piano's gotta go."
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"I'm sorry."
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"* *"
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"- * Heart and soul *"
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"both: * I fell in love with you *"
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"* Heart and soul *"
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"* Like any fool would do *"
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"* Madly *"
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"- * I love my heart and soul * - * It didn't work *"
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"- * La, la *"
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"- Were we loud? - No."
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"It's perfect."
Girls5eva
"I'm okay with all of it."
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"- You should've seen Dawn tonight."
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"- Yes. Show me. I don't do Instagram."
Girls5eva
"Just Pinterest for outdoor vests."
Girls5eva
"- Hmm."
Girls5eva
"- Ooh, our dwasg was firing hard!"
Girls5eva
"- I'm sure."
Girls5eva
"Wait, why didn't you guys call it "d'swag"?"
Girls5eva
"- Ugh, gosh, you don't know anything about the business."
Girls5eva
"Oh, wait. That is way better."
Girls5eva
"Either way,"
Girls5eva
"once in a millennia, a performance comes along"
Girls5eva
"that just--"
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"it captures the imagination of a generation."
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"And... - It's gone."
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"- What? - From the story and the grid."
Girls5eva
"For copyright infringement?"
Girls5eva
"- [sighs]"
Girls5eva
""This video has been blocked because it contains content"
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"owned by Plumb Management and Junk Removal Services"?"
Girls5eva
"What?"
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"- Freakin' Larry!"
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"[sighs]"
Girls5eva
"- Oh! - Jesus!"
Girls5eva
"It was just there!"
Girls5eva
"- * Happy to drive so you can drink *"
Girls5eva
"* Beam and coke, shots of Rumple Minze *"
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"* Butterfly tat flying up our back *"
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"* And we wanna watch you play darts *"
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"- * Got big doe eyes that you can swim in *"
Girls5eva
"* Love watching stand-up, but not by women *"
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"* Runnin' in pumps, never taking dumps *"
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"* And my feet are a child size four *"
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"* We are * all: * Dream girlfriends *"
Girls5eva
"* 'Cause our dads are dead *"
Girls5eva
"* They gave us some advice *"
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"* But we forgot what they said *"
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"* Dream girlfriends *"
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"* No pushback *"
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"* All we have is a cool uncle *"
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"* Who let us use his boat *"
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"* Dream girlfriends *"
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"* We never need to talk *"
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