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Clips from Girls5eva - D'wasg (S01E01)

"- Come on, Gloria!"
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"- Uh, does this look like it can wait?"
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"- Oh. Oh, gross. - Ugh. Ew."
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"- But I can do both. 'Cause he's sedated, so..."
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"- Ooh. - All right. Let's go."
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""Dream Girlfriends.""
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"One, two, three. And..."
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"all: * Ooh *"
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"- Have you ever wanted"
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"the perfect girl... [gags]"
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"- Oh! - What?"
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"- I'm so sorry."
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"This guy's mouth is like"
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"a straight shot down to his asshole."
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"It's foul."
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"Let's do this. Back to one. - Okay."
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"all: * Ooh * - Have you ever wanted--"
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"[phone chimes]"
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"- [groans, laughs]"
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"- How do I stop this?"
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"Do I press End and Accept?"
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"- No, it's Ignore and Accept."
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"- No, it's Ignore and Hold-- you know what?"
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"I'll do it--shit!"
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"- I was wrong."
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"There's not zero interest in Girls5eva."
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"- Larry, look at the phone! - You did a FaceTime, Larry."
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"- I did?"
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"Well, hang on."
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"No."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"I got a call."
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"Eric Trump Casino University needs someone to play"
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"between MMA fights while they mop up blood."
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"Four grand, minus my 80%."
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"BYO-mop."
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"- Well, what about buckets?"
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"- Girls5eva does not need your toxic energy, Larry."
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"- I'm not toxic anymore."
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"I have a gratitude journal."
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"Today, I'm grateful for my health"
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"and mannequins that have nipples."
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"- There's no L in dwasg, Larry. - Yeah."
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"- Fine. I'll ask about buckets."
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"- Oh! - Your mouth is disgusting!"
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"Oh, we're back. I'm sorry."
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"Come on. Back to one."
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"all: * Ooh * - Have you ever wanted..."
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"- I wanna play with Mommy."
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"Mommy, Mommy, I wanna play with you."
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"- Mommy's working, honey."
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"- Dawn, come on. Get it together, here."
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"This guy just bit me. Come on."
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"- I wanna stay with Mommy. I wanna stay with Mommy."
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"all: * Ooh * - The perfect girl..."
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"- Mommy, Mommy, I want to stay with you."
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"- ...to fit in your world?"
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"- I wanna stay with you. - Sorry."
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"- Because we already real-- oh, I almost cut through."
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"Oh, God damn it! - Mommy, I wanna play with you!"
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"- You know what? Dwasg cannot thrive in these environs."
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"It's a soufflé, not a duck cake."
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"- I mean, I feel like I'm smelling shit"
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"that he ate, like, a year and a half ago."
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"[gags]"
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"- That's our bedroom."
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"- My grilled cheese is cold."
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"- Oh, it's fine."
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"I didn't use any product."
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"- Did you talk to Wickie?"
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"- Maybe we could just watch TV"
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"through the piano."
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"I can't ask her to get rid of it."
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"It inspires her."
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"- Most people have smaller things that do that."
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"For me, it's a picture of our family in a men's locket."
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"- What makes it a men's locket?"
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"- It attaches to my belt and has a bottle opener."
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"Look, you know I support Girls5eva,"
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"but that piano doesn't fit into our life."
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"Max keeps bumping into it."
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"Now he's not sure what's a real object and what's not."
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"- I see the benefits of a cautious child."
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"- If you can't be the bad guy, I will."
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"[distant piano notes]"
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"Wait, did she move it?"
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"* *"
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"- Thanks for driving us, Nick."
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"- No problem. Hey, you guys want party lights?"
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"Check this out."
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"I rent this thing out for proms,"
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"TikToks, Russian airport pickups."
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"- Okay, once we get Summer, we'll have 24 minutes"
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"to rehearse and fire up the dwasg."
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"- Okay."
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"- You guys!"
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"Look! Kev sent me flowers."
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"Like, for real."
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"Not like me pretending that he sent them."
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"- Can you hear yourself, Summer?"
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"- Not when you're talking, no. Mm-mm."
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"- [whispers] I sent them."
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"She deserves to be happy before that marriage..."
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"[imitates explosion]"
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"- That's really sweet short-term thinking."
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"- Thank you. - Ooh!"
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"@babylegs wrote, "Can't wait," with a baby foot emoji."
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"- [gasps] - The world is watching."
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"We're one baby step closer to Jingle Ball."
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"Let's go. - Okay."
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"- "Dream Girlfriends." From the top."
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"Two, three, four."
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"[all vocalizing]"
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"- Have you ever wanted"
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"the perfect girl?"
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"* *"
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"all: * You'll never want to *"
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"* Wake up from *"
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"* Us *"
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