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Clips from Girls5eva - D'wasg (S01E01)

"Go. Get up on his platform and sing!"
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"Don't worry about security. - Okay!"
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"- The most they've got is a stick."
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"Go! Win hearts! [group chattering]"
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"And show your stomachs!"
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"all: We are Girls5eva!"
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"- That is our first move."
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"Go back to where it all began."
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"- God's finger? - The Queen of Plaza mall?"
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"- That show put us on the map."
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"I say we pop back up in there"
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"and make an official announcement"
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"that Girls5eva is back!"
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"- Oh, my God! Yes! - It's hot."
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"And it's buzzy. And it's free."
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"And I've got a pair of Skechers I need to return."
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"- We'll roll in with cordless mics,"
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"sing a song that really shows off our dwasg,"
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"and get out before we're swarmed by fans."
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"- Oh, my gosh! [breathing heavily]"
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"- "Massive Girls5eva announcement."
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""8:00 p.m. tomorrow."
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"Instagram Live.""
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"- Tomorrow? - While we have heat."
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"And... tagging industry bigshots!"
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"Simon Cowell."
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"Babyface. Babylegs."
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"- All the babies! - "#Newspapers.""
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"- Oh, my God. Okay."
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"Well, we can get a pop-up show together by then."
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"Let's warm up with some Britney scales."
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"- #FreeBritney."
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"all: [vocalizing nasally]"
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"[voices warbling]"
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"- [grunts] Jesus!"
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"- Isn't Ghislaine gorgeous?"
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"- [scoffs] - I named her 20 years ago."
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"It was a pretty name then. It's a pretty name now."
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"I'm not changing it. - [huffs]"
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"Was it always this big?"
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"- She's made by the same people"
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"that make realtor excellence awards,"
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"and I'm loving the conversation she's having"
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"with your pile of shoes."
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"- [groans] Oh, my God."
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"- Oh! Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, honey. Are you okay?"
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"- Moving that thing took all day."
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"I tweaked my L5."
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"Declan blew out his arms."
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"And Max had to spend an extra three hours"
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"at the Bernardone's."
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"He saw the Elmo get in his car and drive home."
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"- God, that could really mess a kid up!"
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"- Dawn, she can't keep this here."
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"- Minor thing."
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"You may wanna rotate Ghislaine 40 degrees counterclockwise"
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"because if the sun hits her at that angle,"
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"she could become a prism and start fires."
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"- I'll talk to her."
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"Maybe she can put it in storage or..."
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"give it to David Blaine and he can hold his breath in it."
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"- If we really wanna blow the doors off that mall,"
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"we should do "Dream Girlfriends.""
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"Big-time dwasg song."
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"- Yeah. Love it. - Great."
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"I'll text the girls."
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"- Hey, so you know when an Italian family"
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"puts a giant fountain on their tiny front lawn"
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"and it looks insane?"
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"- Dawn, I know this piano doesn't quite jive"
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"with your flyover state aesthetic..."
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"- I will say,"
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"my brother recently was paid in some storage units,"
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"and once he clears out the fake skin products--"
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"- You know,"
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"this is the first thing I bought"
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"when Girls5eva took off."
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"- How? We only ever got a per diem."
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"- Constellation of credit cards, but..."
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"after "Yesternights" underperformed,"
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""Mr. Dress" swept the Razzies,"
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"and the Hair and Makeup Guild put an inflatable rat"
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"outside my house for human rights abuses,"
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"the phone just stopped ringing."
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"Eventually, the creditors took everything"
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"except this piano because..."
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"I sincerely don't think they saw it."
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"I know it's big and absurd,"
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"but when I look at it, it makes me feel like I can do anything,"
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"like there's greatness in me..."
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"and us."
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"- Well, I love it. [both laugh]"
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"It's very special. - It is."
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"[playing piano slowly] * I made love *"
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"[riffing soulfully] * To Ja Rule on it *"
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"[brass music]"
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"- Good morning, my beautiful girls."
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"Look who's FaceTiming."
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"- Oh, it's Kev. Hey, Kev."
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"- Hey. I hear you have a big performance tonight."
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"- Oh, yeah. We do."
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"- I just wanna say, I'm super excited for you."
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"You're gonna do great."
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"- Aw! Thank you, honey bunny."
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"- So have a great show, and congratulations to all."
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"'Cause Kev from the Boys Next Door thinks..."
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"* You're too pretty for college *"
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"- This is a Cameo?"
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"- She bought a Cameo from her husband"
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"to make us think he's FaceTiming."
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"Good Lord."
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"- So thanks for being a fan, stranger."
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"- Oh, wow! Okay."
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"Hi! Good morning. - Hi."
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"Okay, show's tonight."
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"Where's Gloria?"
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"[cell phone rings]"
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"- Okay, let's rehearse."
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"- "Let's rehearse"? Where are you?"
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