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Clips from Girls5eva - D'wasg (S01E01)

"[front door clicks]"
Girls5eva
"- It begins."
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"[Summer and Gloria sigh dreamily]"
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"- [chuckles] - I love her."
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"- Girls5eva is back."
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"Femperors of our own fempire."
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"Haters can say that we're one-hit wonders,"
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"but they forget that we have a secret weapon."
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"- My boot knife?"
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"We keep a lot of cash at the office."
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"- Our trademark."
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"Dwasg. [all gasp]"
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"- What's the story of that?"
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"- Well, Mr. King,"
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""dwasg" is our word for this electric feeling we all get"
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"when we're performing together and we're just in the zone."
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"- We all get chicken nipples. [clears throat]"
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"I guess out east, you call them goosebumps."
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"- It's made from the first letters of our names."
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"- Is it you're just inventing words?"
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"- Uh, yeah. That's how words work, Larry."
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"They're all made up."
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"Ham. Diner."
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"France. Shoulders! [all laughing]"
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""Shoulders." - "Shoulders"!"
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"[all sigh]"
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"- And even though Ashley lost her battle"
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"with the infinity pool,"
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"we still had our dwasg at Fallon!"
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"- Ash was probably watching from above."
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"- Or below."
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"She used to curse and masturbate, so..."
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"- Now look, I know the business."
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"It's all about capitalizing on heat."
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"And right now, Girls5eva has a little heat!"
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"[all cheer] - True!"
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"I saw a new clickbait ad that said"
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"you won't believe which one of us is Haley Joel Osment now."
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"- We have to turn that heat into a fire"
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"that shoots us to the stage!"
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"At..."
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"- Oh!"
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"There's a chalkboard right there."
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"- Jingle Ball."
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"- Oh, my God! Yes!"
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"The greatest concert in the world."
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"- The concert that bumped us in 2001."
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"- Well... - It's not just a concert."
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"It is a coronation."
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"It is how we will know that we have truly arrived."
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"- Yes. - Mm-hmm."
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"And look who played the year we got bumped."
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"P!nk, Alicia Keys, Jay-Z."
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"All not dentists now."
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"- Great!"
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"So we know where we need to be in December."
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"So what's our first move, ladies?"
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"[inspiring music]"
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"- [starts, sighs]"
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"[comical music]"
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"* *"
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"Announcer: Still pedaling."
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"And here comes more pedaling!"
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"- Oh! You called it."
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"- I I did. Called it. - Ah! His head is a knife!"
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"[doorbell buzzes]"
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"Who is it?"
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"- Delivery for Wickie Roy."
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"- Come on up."
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"- Curbside. Come to curb."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"* *"
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"- This is essentials?"
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"No. No, no, no, no, no!"
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"Hang on."
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"Dawn, Wickie's package is a grand piano"
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"from the future."
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"Oh, God."
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"A bird just flew into it. Call me."
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"No. No, no, no, no."
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"No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Don't go."
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"Sorry. You have to take it back or move it for us."
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"- Curbside!"
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"- But Declan has cycling arms."
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"- You sign for this?"
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"- What's that thing made of?"
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"- You have something?"
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"- No."
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"I thought it might help me think"
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"if I wrote "think, asshole" in really big letters."
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"- Why don't we know what to do?"
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"Why can't we make any decisions?"
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"- Because, look, we never got to make group decisions before."
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"Larry made them all for us."
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"- Ashley. Ashley and Summer: Yeah?"
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"- You're Summer now"
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"because we already have an Ashley."
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"And Wickie, you can't wear those braids on TV."
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"- Why? - It's a white hairstyle."
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"Christina, Gwen Stefani,"
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"Travolta in "Battlefield Earth.""
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"- That wasn't okay, Larry."
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"- God, that Larry. He really stunk."
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"He'd be all, "Lose ten pounds,""
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"and I'd do it, and then, he'd go,"
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""Not from there! From the legs, kid."
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"From the legs!""
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"- Did he always say messed up stuff to you"
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"right before a show?"
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"- Oh, you mean his little pep talks?"
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""You're this close to being the hot one, Summer.""
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"- "You inspire fans 'cause you show them anyone can do it.""
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"- He'd stare at me and pretend to be on the phone"
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"with Nicole Scherzinger and go,"
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""Let's see how she does tonight before you get on a plane.""
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"- Well, we don't need Larry anymore."
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"Half the gigs he booked us weren't even real."
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"- First show ever! [overlapping chatter]"
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"- Santa's in his workshop"
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"working on an Arby's beef and cheddar."
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