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Clips from Sixteen Candles (1984)

"Whoa. Christ."
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"Way to go, dick-face. She took off."
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"Yeah? I'll bet you a dozen floppy disks you don't even get tit."
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"No way. I can just see the thing getting duped a thousand times..."
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"And winding up on cable somewhere."
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"Try again."
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"No problem, butt-lick."
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"♪ And your girlfriend sweet little 17 ♪"
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"♪ You know what that means she's just a little queen ♪"
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"So what's your name?"
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"What's your first name?"
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"What's your middle name?"
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"Duk."
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"Flat?"
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"Hey. Oh, I'm really sorry, man."
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"Whatever I did was an accid... I-I-I didn't mean to..."
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"Relax."
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"Oh, man, I'm really... I'm really sorry, man."
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"She grabbed me, guy. I'm totally innocent. Is she yours?"
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"What do you know about her?"
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"Smells pretty good. She drives me crazy."
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"Did she come here with you?"
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"No, no. But if it's okay with my dad, she's going home with me."
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"Excuse me."
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"Do you guys want to blow off this dance?"
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"Yes. I am bored to the brink of insanity."
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"And go where? Jake's parent's aren't home. We can do his house."
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"Okay."
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"All right."
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"Just trying to get a little bit of water."
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"Yes, I'm back."
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"So I smell."
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"You want to feel a real clean, close shave? I'll pass."
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"Couldn't find anyone else to bug, huh?"
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"This is my friend, Randy. And that's Jimmy montrose."
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"Howdy, dude. This is farmer Fred."
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"Ted. Oh, I'm sorry. This is farmer Ted."
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"Geek, can I be honest with you?"
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"Not if you're going to insult me."
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"Okay."
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"She's totally serious, ass-wipe."
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"Chill."
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"You want to split with me? I..."
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"What a decent night, huh? It's my birthday."
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"♪ You say it's your birthday ♪"
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"♪ It's my birthday too ♪"
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"Don't do that, okay?"
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"♪ Hey, jude ♪ just stop it, okay?"
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"I mean, it's really been a shitty birthday for me."
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"What's wrong? You didn't get anything good, or..."
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"My whole family just sort of blew it off."
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"I'd freak if my family forgot my birthday. It's a brand-new year."
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"I'm 16. Everything should be platinum."
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"I should be happy, right? Right? Yeah."
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"Well, I can't get happy."
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"It is physically impossible for me to get happy."
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"Would you feel better if you knew one of my secrets, or..."
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"Don't gross me out."
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"No, we're not talking gross here."
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"This information cannot leave this room, okay?"
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"I'm not a stud."
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"I got the rep in sixth grade."
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"And it, like, it stuck with me."
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"I'm still on hold."
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"Look, I'd appreciate you not laughing here, okay?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"I meant..."
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"Hey, time out, junior."
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"Pardon me."
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"I meant that it's okay that you did it once,"
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"but I didn't mean for you to do it again!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"You're probably zoning in on my brain waves or something."
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"Come on. I don't want to see it!"
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"Oh."
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"Fresh breath's a priority in my life."
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"I don't want to hurt your feelings,"
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"'cause it's really human of you to listen to my bullshit."
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"I care about it, really. I mean..."
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"I know I came on kind of like a poozer on the bus tonight and everything."
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"But that's just so my friends won't think, you know, I'm a jerk."
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"Kind of like the king of the dipshits."
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"Well, that's pretty cool. Hey, but a lot can happen over a year."
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"Yeah? Sure."
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"Would it be totally off the wall if..."
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"Yeah, well, you asking me is not as off the wall as why I won't."
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"- V.D.? - No."
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"I'm sort of saving myself."
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"It's really stupid. He doesn't even know I exist."
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"Who?"
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"Who?"
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"You like Jake?"
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"Ja... Jake's my boy!"
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"I just talked to Jake in the gym."
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"He asked me about you. Did not!"
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"He did too. He did! He asked me what you were like."
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"Oh, my God! What should I do? Should I go up to him?"
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"Should I say, "hi, Jake, I'm Samantha"? Maybe I should let him come to me."
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"This is not my department. But what if I let him come to me, and he forgets?"
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"What if he changes his mind? Then I'm totally screwed, right?"
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"Apparently so."
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"What would you do if you were me?"
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"And, um, I'd go for it."
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"This is so strange. But I think I will. Oh, you're the best."
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"- Wait, um... - What?"
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"Do you know anything about floppy disks?"
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"We'll talk about this on the bus, okay? The thing is, I've got a problem."
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"Floppy disks are pretty expensive."
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"I made a bet with my friends, the... The dipshits."
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"I bet them that I'd do it with you."
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"This was before I knew you. I can get proof without getting physical."
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"How?"
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"I think it's time to blow this thing off and go to your house. Yeah?"
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"God, I love it when your parents are out of town,"
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"I fantasize that I'm your wife,"
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"and we're the richest, most popular adults in town."
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"What's your problem? What?"
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"You've been acting weird all night. Are you screwing around?"
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"Me? Are you crazy?"
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"I don't know, Jake."
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