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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Wishlist (S01E01)

"(sips loudly)"
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"Pencils, erasers, left-handed scissors --"
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"Oh, you got some southpaws in your class."
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"You know, there's actually"
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"- a lot of data -- - Jacob."
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"Please. I'm just trying to inventory my needs."
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"So, it's wishlist week here at Abbott Elementary."
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"The city doesn't always give us"
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"the funding we need for our supplies."
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"I know I keep saying that, but it keeps being true."
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"It's not like we have nothing."
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"We, uh, clip old pictures out of magazines"
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"from the barbershop down the street."
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"Uh, the whole wishlist thing makes it very easy"
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"- for the community to help. - (door opens)"
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"- Hello. - Hi."
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"- (door closes) - I heard about"
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"your needs over here, so I would like"
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"to donate this to the school."
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"Oh, um, thank you, but we actually put specific items"
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"on our online wishlist, which you can find --"
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"I don't know what that is. Here."
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"Top of the line. Enjoy."
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"Okay. Um, you know what?"
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"It's actually very nice, now that I look at it."
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"(chuckles) Yeah. I love it."
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"Sometimes you need to unplug it, then plug it back in."
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"Couldn't find the cord."
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"Okay."
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"It also smokes."
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"(door opens)"
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"Okay."
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"(door closes)"
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"- The trash? - Yeah."
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"(Maker's "Hold'em" playing)"
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"♪"
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"♪"
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"Hi, y'all. My name is Miss Kerman."
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"I'm a third grade teacher here at Marshall Elementary"
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"in Louisville, Kentucky, and here are some of the things"
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"we need for our classroom."
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"So I didn't get a lot from our wishlist last year,"
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"but this year is gonna be different,"
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"because I'm gonna make a video."
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"- Crayons and staplers... - MELISSA: Hey."
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"You gonna ask for a pair of headphones"
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"on that little wishlist of yours?"
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"'Cause I cannot listen to one more squeaky voice"
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"begging for pencils."
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"Well, if you saw how much stuff these teachers got,"
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"- you would make one, too. - Yeah, no. I'm good."
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"I got plenty of classroom supply plugs"
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"to keep me stocked up on whatever I need."
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"It's not my fault yous didn't want into the deal."
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"Okay, to be fair, none of us said no."
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"We simply had a few questions."
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"And I said that's a few too many questions."
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"Hey, Barbara, you know,"
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"you should make one of these videos."
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"I know your class is short on resources."
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"- This could really help. - You know, I actually"
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"- submitted a list. - Mm-hmm."
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"Typed it up myself, and I left it with the young man"
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"at the front desk with the earring in his cheek."
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"Yeah, well, I mean, it could be really easy, though."
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"It only takes 10 seconds, and it's so effective."
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"All you have to do is go, "Hi. I'm a teacher,"
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"and I need pens and paper and...""
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"It looks like you might need a new stapler?"
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"We make do in my classroom, and my kids are just fine,"
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"and there's nothing wrong with my stapler."
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"Borrowing the teachers' granola, y'all."
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"Trying to give y'all space to talk about"
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"your little Hondas or whatever,"
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"but I ran out of oats in my earthquake kit."
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"We don't have earthquakes."
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"That's what everybody says, until they wake up"
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"and their kitchen is across the street."
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"Some of you need to open your eyes to the very real"
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"and constant threat of global catastrophe."
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"- Ooh, are you on TikTok? - Uh, yeah."
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"Did you see my video that I did"
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"- about softening elbows? - Mnh-mnh."
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"I did it to the tune of "Black and Yellow.""
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"- It blew up. - (chuckles)"
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"♪ Soften elbows, soften elbows ♪"
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"(chuckles) Pretty clever."
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"I'm just looking at teachers' wishlist videos from all over."
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"- Some of them are really cute. - Mm."
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"Oh. Whoa. That's not --"
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"You're not throwing that away, are you?"
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"The bloody paper towel or the Hustler magazine?"
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"Oh, Lordy. Boy is in the trash."
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"This is not trash."
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"Yes, it is."
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"We are so quick to throw things away,"
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"you know, always looking for, or --"
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"or asking for new, new, new, new, new."
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"Well, I'm gonna get this thing working"
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"and show you that, like our students,"
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"you can't give up on something just because it's easy."
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"I mean, this is a perfectly good..."
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"Well, I can't find a brand name, but --"
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"Oh, I know what it's called."
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"It's called trash."
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"Don't put that up there."
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"- (knock on door) - JANINE: Knock, knock."
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"I don't know why I said that."
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"It's weird when you think about it."
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"You don't say "pull" when you open a door."
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"(both chuckle)"
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"Um, I just wanted to know if I could borrow your projector"
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"for a little pro-ject that I'm doing."
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"Making a wishlist video for my classroom supplies,"
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"which, by the looks of things, you could use."
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"What happened to your walls?"
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"Oh, I took all the old teacher's stuff down."
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"It just didn't feel like me, you know?"
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"I know that if this feels like you,"
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"you might be a serial killer."
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