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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Love And/Or Marriage (S03E03)

"When can I see you again? When's your next night off?"
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"Did I say something? Is it because I asked for the glass of milk?"
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"- If you give me a cookie-- - No, you're great."
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"- Hey, Taneisha? - [sniffling] BoJack?"
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"- I was thinking about what you said-- - Stop doing that."
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"Nobody should be thinking about the things I say."
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"- I love Karen. But does she complete me? - Taneisha, nobody completes anybody."
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"If you're lucky enough to find someone you can halfway tolerate,"
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"sink your nails in and don't let go, no matter what."
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"Because otherwise you're just gonna get older, and harder, and more alone."
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"And you're gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends,"
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"and your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn't get filled."
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"One day, you're gonna look around and you're going to realize"
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"I love you, baby. I always knew I did."
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"- This is the happiest day of my life. - Yeah."
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"[man] Hey, if you love bones so much, maybe we should just call you "Bones.""
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"[giggling] Bones."
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"The drugs have something to say."
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"And even though they are drugs,"
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"they come from science, so let's give a listen."
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"I know I don't always have the right words,"
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"I don't always have the right feelings,"
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"but I love you so much and I need you to know that."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"Because maybe I am Cool Sexy Diane,"
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"or Really In Touch With Her Feelings Diane."
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"Or possibly other Dianes we don't even know about yet."
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"The point is, I'm all of the Dianes."
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"I love that you do crazy things that make no sense,"
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"like fill our house up with spaghetti strainers."
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"And you're fun. And you're sweet."
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"And I love you. And I need you."
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"And I don't always know how to tell you that. But drugs help."
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"That's right, honey. Drugs are great."
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"And now, I'm going to carry my man to bed."
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"- Here we go. - Oh, okay."
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"- [grunting and straining] - Uh, is this a good idea?"
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"- Aaah! [grunts] - Ohh!"
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"Ow! Drugs, I thought we were friends."
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"- Why were you working in the dark? - Oh, I guess it got dark."
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"Yes, most dates are. Well, I've prepared our agreement."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- What's gonna happen tomorrow? - I don't know."
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"We are. Drugs are gonna wear off and I'm gonna be mean."
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"- Let's go to the Labrador Peninsula. - Yeah?"
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"I have an uncle who still plays the flute at the local pub every week."
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"Well, your blood work looks good. So go home."
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"Oh, and, uh, lay off the drugs. Especially now."
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"What do you mean "baby"? Why do you say "baby"?"
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"Do you not know?"
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"- ♪ I'm BoJack the Horseman ♪ - ♪ BoJack ♪"
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"Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na! ♪"
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"How do I get out of this conversation?"
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"Wasn't Secretariat a big hit at the Pacific Ocean Film Festival?"
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"It's so you can get some leaves on your poster."
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"BoJack, how do you feel?"
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"[funky electronic music]"
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"Thank you, Mr. Peanutbutter."
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"- Seemed comprehensive. - Not "tooth" shabby, Judah."
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"I've taken on duties beyond the scope of my original contract."
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"I just got a text from Alexi Brosefino."
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"I don't think that show's about what you think it's about."
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"Especially since you have those lawyers coming next week to change light bulbs."
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"We all have sex with a lot of women. But who cares?"
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"We also love getting brunch."
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"But within each man lives a great multiplicity, right?"
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"Oh, you're in the entertainment industry."
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"I could bore everyone to death about how proud I am"
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"[dance music playing]"
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"Here we go. Oh, it doesn't hit right away, does it?"
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"- [mic feedback] - [sobbing]"
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"Alexi, did you hear back from that piece you texted?"
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"Wait, Diane, please hear me out... [voice deepens and distorts]"
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"[laughter, distorted]"
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"[panting]"
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"- So just come back inside. - Everyone knows I don't belong there."
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"I'm a handsome white guy and I never feel like I don't belong."
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"May all your disasters be this easy to avoid."
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"Hmm."
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"[groans]"
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"But, hey, it was really great seeing you."
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"[laughing]"
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"It's just running an agency doesn't give me a lot of nights off."
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"- So, what, I should just settle? - Yes, thank you, exactly. Settle."
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"[chuckling]"
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"Oh."
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"- Spend New Year's with your family. - Oh, you are gonna love it up there."
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"♪ And I'm trying to hold on to my past ♪"
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"Just think: by this time tomorrow, we'll know if it's a hit or a flop."
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"♪♪"
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"Oh, my God, BoJack Horseman. The movie star."
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"It is a very popular ride-sharing app,"
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"He patented a process for ionic remineralization."
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"I'm the only albino rhino gyno I know."
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"[Brennan] Sometimes, the only way to solve a crime is with bones."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I also wanted to talk to you, if this is a good time,"
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"You know, we can make fun of him because, like, he's our friend."
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"A lot of these rooms have faulty beds."
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"No, I'm-- I'm not. I'm not drunk at all."
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"If not, I'll just meet somebody else and invite you to the wedding."
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"Hey, you belong wherever you want to belong, Diane."
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"♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪"
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"- Mmm? - Mm-mmm."
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"BoJack, it's gonna be okay."
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"If this doesn't hit big this weekend--"
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"Also, you took a shit ton of gush."
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"♪ BoJack ♪"
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"Ugh! [shudders]"
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"Oh, my God, Carlos, that's why you're the funny one."
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"You're the cool kids. I'm the nerd. I should have known."
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"Good one."
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"Wait, no, go back to your other idea."
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"Oh! I am right there with you."
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"That's just a dumb name some reporter came up with."
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"- It's crazy. - That's incredible."
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"and we never give in."
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"- That's terrifying. - I know."
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"People are seeing your movie,"
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"but we do still have a little time to hear from Diane."
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