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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Love And/Or Marriage (S03E03)

"Diane, this is Carlos, David, and Shitshow."
BoJack Horseman
"Ah, the famous Snatch Batch."
BoJack Horseman
"We don't actually call ourselves that."
BoJack Horseman
"Or the Brunch Bunch."
BoJack Horseman
"That is really good. Write that one down."
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"Yeah, we get why the Casanova narrative is appealing and how it helps our brand."
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"- We're not complete idiots. - Yeah, except for Shitshow."
BoJack Horseman
"- [blows raspberry] - [laughing]"
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"- Nobody is just one thing. - Yeah, except for Shitshow, right?"
BoJack Horseman
"I am so sorry, Shitshow."
BoJack Horseman
"and separated them with a thin layer of PVB."
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"When I said the industry, I meant the auto glass industry."
BoJack Horseman
"We call our business the industry"
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"because we think we're more important than everybody else."
BoJack Horseman
"for the last eight months, I'm gonna turn the microphone over"
BoJack Horseman
"Thank you, thank you. Let's get to the reason we're here."
BoJack Horseman
"And no, Uncle George, I don't mean the chocolate fountain."
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"[laughter]"
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"And when you know, you know. You know?"
BoJack Horseman
"Okay, as they say in the movie business, "That's a wrap on BoJack.""
BoJack Horseman
"Taneisha, Karen. [sing-song] Taneisha... Karen..."
BoJack Horseman
"and asked if he could touch my hair."
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"you'd think they could vet their drivers better."
BoJack Horseman
"I probably shouldn't say, for legal reasons."
BoJack Horseman
"I think we all know which one I'm talking about."
BoJack Horseman
"You know what would solve a lot of problems?"
BoJack Horseman
"If there was a ride-share app for women that only had women drivers."
BoJack Horseman
"That is such a good idea, Todd."
BoJack Horseman
"- You always did have such great ideas. - You know what else would be cool?"
BoJack Horseman
"so you could shoot tiny cupcakes into your mouth."
BoJack Horseman
""Uh-oh! Is that guy trying to kill himself?""
BoJack Horseman
""Nope, just a cupcake gun.""
BoJack Horseman
"and that's actually how I met Carlos."
BoJack Horseman
"found a time machine and gave us this Molly."
BoJack Horseman
"- Nobody does Molly anymore. - This is Gush."
BoJack Horseman
"What's Gush?"
BoJack Horseman
"- So don't feel like you have to do any-- - No, no, I can hang. Let's do drugs."
BoJack Horseman
"Let's put the drug in my mouth, so I can trip or roll or gush or--"
BoJack Horseman
"We went to his TED Talk."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, it is so great to finally date a woman my age."
BoJack Horseman
"- Yes. - Who's comfortable in her own skin."
BoJack Horseman
"I always say, there's more than one way for a cat... you know, to have skin."
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"And has come to terms with not having children."
BoJack Horseman
"What makes you think I don't want to have children?"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, come on. What are you, serious? At your age?"
BoJack Horseman
"Since when are you an expert on who can and cannot have children?"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm a gynecologist. I specialize in fertility."
BoJack Horseman
"Ecch! Not if you were the last albino rhino gyno on the planet."
BoJack Horseman
"- Should we get some wine? - Oh, great. You're also a wine addict."
BoJack Horseman
"So to do a soft launch, I think we'd only need about ten cars."
BoJack Horseman
"I could work out any bugs with the app."
BoJack Horseman
"You really know what you're talking about."
BoJack Horseman
"So, do you think your girlfriend would get jealous"
BoJack Horseman
"if we started this project together, or..."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, God, this is so embarrassing for you, but I actually don't have a girlfriend."
BoJack Horseman
"No, actually, I was kind of hoping you weren't seeing anybody."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm also not seeing anybody, for what it's worth."
BoJack Horseman
"- Ohh. - Hey, Todd, you must be a real cool dude"
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"if a movie star wants to hang out with you for no reason."
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"which nobody is in right now."
BoJack Horseman
"- Winkity dinkity. - BoJack."
BoJack Horseman
"Okay, let me just finish this cocktail real quick. [slurping]"
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"and then we'll go check out that bed."
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"[Emily] Okay."
BoJack Horseman
"Um... hello, everybody. I was thinking about what BoJack said before."
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"About how when you know, you know."
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"And I'm sitting there, and I'm thinking, "Do I know?""
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"But if you know when you know and I only think that I know,"
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"maybe that means that I don't know, right?"
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"I love you, but I can't do this. The wedding's off."
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"[gasping]"
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"- [Emily] It's a rehearsal dinner. - Thank you, BoJack."
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"Am I doing drugs wrong?"
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"- Mm-mmm! Mm-mmm. - "That piece"?"
BoJack Horseman
"That girl was hot. What was her name again?"
BoJack Horseman
"Doesn't matter. I mean, let's just enjoy ourselves, right?"
BoJack Horseman
"- Diane? - What?"
BoJack Horseman
"No, the hot girl. Her name was Diane."
BoJack Horseman
"You saved her in your phone as Cool Sexy Diane."
BoJack Horseman
"Let's just, like, drop it, now."
BoJack Horseman
"That's funny. You have two friends named Diane."
BoJack Horseman
"You know, I also know Diane Lane. So, there's that."
BoJack Horseman
"Why are we talking about other Dianes?"
BoJack Horseman
"Hey, wouldn't it be funny if you tried to text Cool Sexy Diane,"
BoJack Horseman
"but then instead you texted Regular Boring Diane by mistake?"
BoJack Horseman
"thinking I was one of the gang, but it was just a big mistake"
BoJack Horseman
"because you meant to text-- Oh, shit, that's exactly what happened."
BoJack Horseman
"Whoa."
BoJack Horseman
"- Diane, wait. Come on. - I get it, okay?"
BoJack Horseman
"So I texted the wrong person. So what? This isn't high school."
BoJack Horseman
"We're hanging out together and having a good time."
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"I feel so much love. I got to tell someone."
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"- [sighs] - Wait, Diane."
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"Let's not waste each other's time and cut right to the chase."
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"- It was nice to meet you, uh...? - Ralph Stilton. It was nice to meet you."
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"[chuckling] If I have one more bad date..."
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"There's this great place around the corner."
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"It's a little hole in the wall, but they do a nice cheese plate."
BoJack Horseman
"Wow. Weird turn of events, huh?"
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"Nobody's fault, right? I'm gonna jet."
BoJack Horseman
"You need to talk some sense into my daughter."
BoJack Horseman
"In fact, I'm better at the opposite."
BoJack Horseman
"Please, BoJack. She'll listen to you. Everyone loves the movie star."
BoJack Horseman
"Want to hide in sheets and pretend we're ghosts?"
BoJack Horseman
"No, Todd, I don't want to pretend like we're ghosts."
BoJack Horseman
"I want to go in the hotel room and fool around. Do you?"
BoJack Horseman
"[chuckles] I don't know, Emily. Uh, you're pretty drunk."
BoJack Horseman
"- Oh, well, I'm pretty drunk. - Yeah, but it seems like you're--"
BoJack Horseman
"Maybe I should just go to bed."
BoJack Horseman
"- I'm, uh, I'm feeling kind of sick. - Oh, yeah. Okay."
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"- Yeah, it was great seeing you too. - Yeah, yeah, good night."
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"[sighs]"
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"What?"
BoJack Horseman
"My arm is stuck in the trap"
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"and I'm running around the kitchen like crazy, smearing blood everywhere."
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"- Oh, this is me. - [alarm chirps]"
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"I think as far as disasters go, that was one of the better ones."
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"It's the best non-date I've ever had."
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, I was thinking, maybe some time we should have a--"
BoJack Horseman
"Well, great, great. [chuckles]"
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