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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Love And/Or Marriage (S03E03)

"- Look it over, sign it at your leisure. - I don't have any leisure."
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"While you're signing, I have a stack of holiday cards for the staff."
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"I took the liberty of writing little personal messages"
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"- to everyone on your behalf. - Thank you."
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"- Are we going to fight? - No."
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"- Why am I so mean? - You're not mean."
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"[exhales]"
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"[gasps]"
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"- I want to hear him. - Ohh, you can't."
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"- He plays in dog frequency. - Aww."
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"- Why especially now? - Oh, don't worry. Your baby's fine."
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"- You're pregnant. - Motherf--"
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"♪ Back in the '90s I was in a very famous TV show ♪"
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"♪ I guess I'll just try And make you understand ♪"
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"♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪"
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"♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪"
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"- Big premiere day. - Stop."
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"- How exciting. - Please stop."
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"forming opinions, judging you, all over the country."
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"Wouldn't it be weird if literally nobody saw your movie?"
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"It's all over. My career is gone."
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"Critics called it, "Gurgle glub glub blub blub.""
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"Festivals don't matter, Todd."
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"- [phone ringing] - [gasps and moans]"
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"BoJack, the East Coast box office is in."
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"That was a terrible time for a "wait for it.""
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"Do you know what this means?"
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"you're a bona fide movie... wait for it, star."
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"Awesome."
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"our love is like the team that inspired the movie Cool Runnings."
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"If I may borrow that film's promotional tag line,"
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""Jamaican Bobsledders?""
BoJack Horseman
"That's right, Diane. "Jamaican bobsledders.""
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"Mr. Peanutbutter, I think you are great."
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"- Is that all? - I'm sorry."
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"I'm not always good at using words to describe emotions."
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"Aren't you a writer?"
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"Writer/social media coordinator/ director of New Media Outreach."
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"But I remind you of the importance of communication."
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"but I think for the next time, some people here"
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"might want to work on putting their thoughts and feelings into words,"
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"as a writer does."
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"- Ah. - [sighs]"
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"I settled on a company dental plan."
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"- [laughing] - Yes."
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"and it is, because you have exactly nine minutes before your meeting"
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"on Captain Hooker 2: Yo Ho Ho Ho and A Bottle Of Booty."
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"Yeah, what's up?"
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"- I think I've proven my worth. - Are you asking for a raise?"
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"A more elegant solution might involve an ownership position in the company."
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"- Well, then, it's settled. - I'll draw up the paperwork."
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"need to push back the pitch on the Princess and the Pauper project."
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"- Can I help you with anything else? - Get me a date for tonight."
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"Make that three dates."
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"I do. And you won't."
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"Of course, Mr. Horseman. Right away, Mr. Horseman."
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"Mr. Sutherland, I'm going to have to ask you to give up your seat"
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"for a movie star and his companion."
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"- Yeah. Beat it, Kiefer. - [scoffs]"
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"- They love you here. - Everybody loves a movie star, Todd."
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"soaking up the spillover and feasting on my discarded leftovers."
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"Sounds great, Boj."
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"Tonight, we're riding a rocket straight into the sun."
BoJack Horseman
"Thanks. What brings you here?"
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"My dumb best friend's getting married, so I'm here for the rehearsal dinner."
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"Why is everybody not talking about me for a moment? This is concerning."
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"I loved The BoJack Horseman Show. That is, like, my favorite show."
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"- You mean Horsin' Around? - No, The BoJack Horseman Show."
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"It was so dumb. It was the best."
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"- Thank you? - I mean, it was the worst."
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"I was laughing at it because it was so bad, do you understand?"
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"- You're being very clear. - I feel like I'm not articulating."
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"It was more like, "What an ill-conceived television show."
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"You don't have to keep--"
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"Anyway, I'm pretty much in love with you."
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"Thanks. I love you. By which I mean, you're terrible."
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"I should get back to this stupid rehearsal dinner."
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"Wait, did you say there's a wedding?"
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"- I said "rehearsal dinner," but-- - Whoa! We gotta crash that."
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"Boring regular people love it when movie stars show up"
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"They jizz their pants for that shit."
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"- I don't know, BoJack. - I'm sorry, Todd. Are you a movie star?"
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"I did narrate a Mazda commercial. Funny story how that came together."
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"This is not the time for one of your weird stories that go nowhere."
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"- We've got a wedding to crash. - It's a rehearsal dinner."
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"It just doesn't come easy for me, like it does for you."
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"Communication is a process. That's why we're going to Dr. Janet."
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"- That, and there was a Groupon. - You had a model growing up."
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"You had a house filled with love, parents who said nice things to you,"
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"and the beautiful verdant hillsides of the Labrador Peninsula."
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"I didn't have Diane Peninsula. I had the Isthmus of Assholes."
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"You'd love it up there. There's so much to smell."
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"[chuckles] That's weird."
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"The famous movie star and man about town?"
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"He wants me to come to his house and party with his friends."
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"Alexi Brosefino wants you to party with the Snatch Batch?"
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"He's one of our clients. I met him a couple weeks ago."
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"I hoped we could snuggle up on the couch and watch Bones."
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"Besides, I have to go. It's for work. I'm sorry."
BoJack Horseman
"It's fine. But you'll call me if you're out late, right?"
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"- Yes. I'll call you. - Okay. Have a good time."
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"Cool guys like that take me back to high school"
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"and I end up feeling like a huge nerd over again."
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"Princess Carolyn, I made reservations for you tonight at Elefante."
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"- Reservations? - For your dates."
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"You actually got me three dates?"
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"Once I spent 45 minutes at a fascinating lecture"
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"at the Apollo Theater before I realized it was a comedy routine."
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"It will be a long time before you get another night off."
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"Okay, I just realized now that was also a joke."
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"As the father of one of the brides, I just wanted to take a moment to--"
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"Let's get blasted. Right?"
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"- [cheering] - [hip-hop music playing]"
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"- Ooh. - [doorbell rings]"
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"- Can I help you? - I'm Diane."
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"- Um... - I work for Princess Carolyn."
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"You texted me to come hang out with you and your friends."
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"- I'm running out of things to say. - Oh, yeah. Diane."
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"Yeah, no, of course. Come in, please."
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"- Holy shit. Is that a Klimt? - Hey, guys, we got a guest."
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