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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Love And/Or Marriage (S03E03)

"- Hey, buddy, big day. - [moans] No."
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"Secretariat in theaters now."
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"- What are you doing? - Or not. Maybe nobody's seeing it."
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"The air crackles with possibilities."
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"I'm sure it's going to be fine."
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"- It's-- Oh! Oh, God. [gasps] - Oh, no!"
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"Secretariat is, wait for it..."
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"- a huge success! - Why would you make me wait for it?"
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"You're no longer just some TV actor they threw into a movie,"
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"We defy odds, we face challenges with valor,"
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"For those reasons, and many more,"
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"Thank you, Dr. Janet, for Jamaican me open up like that."
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"That took up most of the hour,"
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"- [alarm blaring] - Aah!"
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"That gentle sound tells us the sun has set on our time together this week."
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"It's the very blade of the bobsled."
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"I'm not singling out either one of you,"
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"It's called, "The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.""
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"I thought I'd ask for 15 percent stake,"
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"you'd counter with five, we'd settle on ten."
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"Speaking of paper, Piper Perabo and Pauley Perrette"
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"- You have a night off tonight. - A night off?"
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"- When's the last time that happened? - It hasn't."
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"Who knows when I'll get another night off?"
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"[sighs]"
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"Excuse me, my good man."
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"We'd like to sit at the bar. Drinks on the house."
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"[clears throat]"
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"Wow!"
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"I'm gonna get a lot of love. I want you by my side,"
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"You won't get left on the launchpad just because nobody knows your name."
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"- Todd? Todd Chavez? - I think you mean BoJack."
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"- BoJack Horseman. - Emily."
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"No, BoJack. Why do people keep saying names that aren't my name?"
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"I haven't seen you since high school. You look great. I love the hat."
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"- Oh, my God. You're BoJack Horseman. - Yeah, duh."
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"- But that's what made it so good. - Yeah, I got it."
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"My enjoyment didn't come from a place of sincere admiration."
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"and drink their alcohol."
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"I keep telling you we should go visit the old country."
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"The Snatch Batch?"
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"We talked about me Instagramming one of his parties."
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"I didn't think he actually wanted me to do it tonight."
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"Ugh! I'm sure I won't."
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"The only kind of nerd you should feel like is hon-nerd that he selected you."
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"One at seven, one at 8:30, and one at ten."
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"- I was joking. - I'm sorry."
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"I sometimes have trouble reading tone."
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"I can't go on three dates. Can we reschedule two of them?"
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"Buenas noches, amigos."
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"This is the happiest day of my life."
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"You might as well call us the Brunch Batch."
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"- [nervous chuckle] - Ah..."
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"But the modern era of automotive glass"
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"began when engineers took two panes of laminated glass"
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"- Yes, actually. I'm an agent. - Agent?"
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"[whistles]"
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"of the woman Taneisha's become,"
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"but rather than read the remarks I've been preparing"
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"to an honest to God movie star, BoJack Horseman, ladies and gentlemen."
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"You know, I don't know Karen and Taneisha super well,"
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"but I do know how precious and rare it is"
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"to find that one missing puzzle piece who completes you."
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"So congrats to the happy couple for knowing."
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"On the way here, the driver stopped in some weird parking lot"
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"Which app is that?"
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"- Which one? - The one about the women drivers."
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"Taneisha, and Karen. [sobbing] Karen and Taneisha."
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"And my foundation focuses on clean water initiatives"
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"Okay, enough shop talk. Let's roll."
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"- Diane? - Oh, drug taking. That's cool. I'm cool."
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"Yeah, Diane, some drug dealer from 2013"
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"[chuckles] Look, Diane, I get that this is maybe not your usual scene."
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"- [gulping] - Oh, you all did it. Uh..."
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"- No, it'll take a few minutes. - Okay."
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"So how'd you guys meet Shitshow?"
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"I'd be happy to put you in the stirrups, look at the old cat eggs."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"That's a really weird assumption for you to make."
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"You look really dumb right now."
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"Maybe you two should just go see if the bed works."
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"- That's a great idea. - Uh, yeah."
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"- Uh... - All right, Todd. Yeah, go."
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"Ahh! Cool, I'm just gonna get one or two more drinks"
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"- Uh... - I mean, I think I know."
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"- Oh, boy. - Karen, I'm sorry."
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"Uh..."
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"I don't think it's working. Am I doing this wrong?"
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"And then I showed up and you were like, "Who's this chick?""
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"All night, I'd be hanging out with you,"
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"Oh, shit. It's hitting. I gotta go."
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"There's no nerds and no cool kids. We're all adults."
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"- Things are about to get insane. - I just took one pill."
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"Yeah, that's a shit ton."
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"Yes, yes, tell me. I'm in this with you, Diane."
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"No. I got to go home. I got to tell my husband."
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"That tree is amazing."
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"- Princess Carolyn? - You've got to be kidding me."
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"- You're a cat. - And you're a mouse."
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"- I think I know how this ends. - [both chuckling]"
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"Date canceled. I could use a bite to eat, though."
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"- [sobbing and sniffling] - [howling]"
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"Yeah, talking sense into people isn't really my thing."
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"Uh... hey, laundry cart."
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"- What's the opposite of a non-date? - A date."
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"- That's the word. - I'd like that."
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"Oh."
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"- Oh, thanks. - You don't have to come, but send a gift."
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"That's not a real thing."
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"that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you."
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"And that is the loneliest feeling in the world."
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"- The wedding is back on. - [cheering]"
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"[Brennan] To the Bones Mobile."
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"[panting] Mr. Peabut Nutter. Mr. Peeper Number."
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"- Diane? Are you okay? - [shushing]"
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"Okay."
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"And sometimes I think that I know myself, but maybe that's a trap."
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"I know exactly what you're talking about."
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"And we're really good for each other. Or at least, you're good for me."
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