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Clips from Scrubs - My Dirty Secret (S03E03)

"I gotta go. But meet me in the on-call room in an hour."
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"with severe secondary pulmonary hypertension."
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"The biopsy's back and I'm afraid it's positive for prostate cancer."
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"I am awakened by a sound."
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"No one understands relationships like Billy Joel."
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"I know what you have to do. I'm gonna help you through this."
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"Man, that's tough."
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"No reason."
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"But he's not my friend. My friends can make fun of me."
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"Mr Randolph."
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"- Then what is it? - I don't know if you've noticed."
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"- No. - Come on. You're joshing."
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"that I can tell her how wonderful and beautiful she is"
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"Hey, baby. A patient made me understand what romance really means."
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"Sex can even be a cure."
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"Hey, fellas. What's the good word?"
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"nine Central, eight Mountain."
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"Goodnight, roomies."
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"Careful. You better be careful, cos I'm Carla."
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"That is so hot."
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"Got a gross of bedpans here. And where should I pick up my medal?"
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"You'll remain on the floor until you come up with a new plan for me."
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"This could be from the prostatitis."
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"so, so far, I'm a pretty happy camper."
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"So great. How about this, though?"
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"No."
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"and a proverbial clown car full of sick people."
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"Could you try to be a tiny bit mature?"
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"If you met Jesus, you'd be trying to tell him where to park his donkey."
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"It starts every day at five,"
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"make a life-saving diagnosis,"
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"Really? Mr Ferguson's corpse begs to differ."
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"- It wasn't a dolphin that bit me. - What was it?"
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"He's got hypertropic cardiomyopathy"
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"Am I confusing cancer with some other disease?"
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"Catherine downloaded some information on diet, exercise, seed implants."
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"with both quality colleagues, such as yourself,"
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"Should I give her every reason to accept that I'm for real?"
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"Carla from the block thing she does when she's mad?"
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"- You mean like an affair? - No."
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"It's a giraffe."
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"or try out the best new nickname ever."
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"- This guy's sick. - Thanks."
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"Wrong. He's dead."
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"- What's happening with the other thing? - That's great."
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"- You're stupid. - You're just embarrassing yourself."
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"We don't have to take our clothes off"
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"Sexual dysfunction can be treated with anything from Viagra to a penis pump."
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"But more important than never letting yourself get fat"
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"Mr Greenburg needs 2.4 million units of penicillin IM."
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"You know what? I don't remember asking for your help."
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"You could encounter a disease you've never seen before,"
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"That's what I thought."
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"- Did you look then? - Yeah."
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"I knew you'd end up liking it."
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"Shouldn't you at least buy her breakfast?"
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"So throw your feet up in these stirrups here and scoot your tushie down."
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"- Excuse me? - His schwing-schwong."
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"like "penis" or "vagina" or "anal.""
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"- Tell him. - Bravo, Tuesdays at ten,"
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"and I only have to work 300 or 400 hours a week,"
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"Damn."
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"The only lock I gotta get fixed is the one to Carla's panties."
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"I need to get a key. I need to call a locksmith."
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"You just have to ease into it."
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"They always do."
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"I'm not scared."
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"Yes, dear, you can come in."
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"How do I know all this? Because no one understands how important sex is"
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"Hello, Cinemax."
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"- "Anal" is not a dirty word, sir. - Tell that to my wife."
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"Come on, Sean. Let's go."
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"Maybe the dirty little secret about sex is that it isn't so dirty after all."
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