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Clips from King of the Hill - What Makes Bobby Run? (S05E05)

"Look."
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"That's it?"
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"Now I'm no different from any other kid."
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"Actually, Mike is president of the Junior Volunteers Club."
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"But Bobby Hill's talking tummy will be long forgotten."
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"Not the shiny silver, but the matte gray?"
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"And all the nicknames we had for him."
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"That kid's a machine!"
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"I'm a cutup. I'm a clown. I'll do anything for attention."
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"Remember?"
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"'BObby! 43a!“"
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"HANK: That mirror is for practicing golf swings in..."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, how about your own set of horns? I bet I could rig something up."
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"Next victim, Bobby Hill."
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"[Upbeat pop music playing]"
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"- Yup. - Yup."
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"Bill Dauterive."
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"That was Jimmy."
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"I did it, Dad! I'm the Longhorn!"
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"Now we're both part of the Arlen football tradition."
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"Longhorns!"
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"And look at that. It's still got all the rips and tears."
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"McMaynerbury whupping."
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"That's like "whoop, whoop, whoop," right?"
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"Am I missing something?"
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"It's a real crowd-pleaser."
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"Maybe McMaynerbury will take an early lead..."
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"and hold it for the rest of the game."
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"lfl get a good action shot of you, I'm willing to dump the model U.N. spread."
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"Who cares? McMaynerbury's gonna kill me."
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"Imagine telling your dad you were quitting violin."
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"And at the end of the first quarter, McMaynerbury leads 10-to-7."
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"- Bury! - Bury!"
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"- Bury McMaynerbury! - Bury McMaynerbury!"
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"Hang tough, McMaynerbury."
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"Longhorns!"
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"I hope we beat them so bad I get two whuppings!"
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"Man, is that gonna be sweet!"
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"Kahn, who is that taking pictures of your daughter taking pictures of Bobby?"
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"Touchdown! Arlen take lead!"
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"I'm not surprised McMaynerbury won after that happened."
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"They should call Bobby "The Lame Horn.""
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"Show up in a chicken suit?"
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"I'm gonna treat myself to the hardware store."
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"Hank, Quarterback Keegan Evans' dad runs the paint-shaker."
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"On the bathroom wall, they went after my family."
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"- Nurse Jennings? - Pick them up."
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"I said pick them up."
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"- Yeah? What's the plan? - I can't tell you."
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"Well, I do love secrets."
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"And you've got the most in the neighborhood."
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"Ever since those swaggering Bouchet brothers stole the armadillo back in '76..."
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"- I can get $4. - I'm in."
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"it is only to yap about her movie."
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"Well, I'm headed over to Keegan Evans' house."
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"For what? The running away thing? That's ancient history."
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"Well, that's great. Now, don't let them tease you too much."
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"that I'm the best mascot since he wore the horns."
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"- What's going on? - I'm reading lips."
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"Don't you have some poisons in your truck you can pump in there..."
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"there used to be eight guardians."
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"The other four went to steal the Longhorn costume..."
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"Please tell me you at least put up a maze of mirrors..."
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"to thwart the would-be costume-rustlers."
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"Go! You save the costume. I'll find a parking space."
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"Go away! The Longhorn is heavily guarded!"
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"How? Be specific, Bobby."
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"I'm not a mind-reader here."
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"Why don't you just run away like you did at McMaynerbury?"
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"Hank, look at this smudge. It looks just like Bobby."
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"West Arlen sucks!"
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"The best Longhorn ever, and the father of the worst Longhorn ever."
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"I say that because Bobby was guarding the Longhorn costume last night."
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"And some kids came to steal it, and he turned tail and ran."
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"The sleepover was a cover story. I was with him."
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"Oh, God!"
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"He probably camped out in some bushes. No, that takes guts."
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"- How many days is he staying with us? - Three."
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"Man, I didn't become a cheerleader to guard a trashcan."
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"Ouch. Foot asleep."
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"Oh, no! Security!"
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"This way!"
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"BOBBY: Hey, you Belton losers! Look what I found!"
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"Bobby Hill-o got the dillo!"
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"Check it out, Peggy. Bobby's got Mister Crackers."
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"What a great time to be a Longhorn."
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"[Bobby faking a sneeze]"
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"Look at this one of me with a French fry up my nose."
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"That's okay, Bobby. I already have your class photo."
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"But I'm a sure bet for class clown. Shouldn't that get me some coverage?"
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"The PTA said we can't do the eighth-grade poll anymore."
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"What? Why not?"
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"Class clown was my ticket to immortality."
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"I'm like a Stu Harriet or a Mike Soto."
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"So, in 20 years..."
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"everyone will remember Mike Soto bowling with blind kids."
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"Where's the justice?"
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"Dad, do you realize you're in 10 photos..."
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"not counting your class photo?"
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"Yeah. That sounds about right."
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"Hey, there's Cleave Worthington."
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"And Don Postley, back when he had all his fingers."
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"And Dub Taylor."
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"Boy, he was the best mascot Arlen's ever had. What a wild man."
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"Dad, I was thinking of taking some blind kids bowling."
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"Bobby, that's not funny."
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"raising enough money to buy a new pewter baton for moi."
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"Give yourselves a big hand."
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"And hats off to Mike Soto for spearheading that."
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"What makes you think you've got what it takes to wear the horns?"
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"That's why you kicked me out of chorus."
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"Tryouts will be after school on Wednesday."
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"And I want all pep, no filler."
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"A lot."
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"My name is Bobby. I like to party."
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"And if you don't believe me, watch me shake my body!"
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"not your prop comedy."
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"I'm coming up with shtick for the Longhorn auditions."
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"You're going out for the Landry Longhorn?"
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