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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"I have no help. My husband's always away on business."
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"My babysitter joined the witness relocation program."
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"- I haven't slept through the night... - Ma'am."
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"...in six years. And for you to stand there and judge me..."
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"Bleurgh!"
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"OK. I'm not gonna give you a ticket. I'm just gonna let you off with a warning."
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"[Sighs]"
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"- [Boy 1] Aggh! - [Boy 2] He's kicking me again!"
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"Buckle up."
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"[Doorbell]"
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"- Mrs. Solis. - Hello, Jonathan."
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"Well, this is my room. Sorry about the mess."
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"Oh, uh, don't worry about it."
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"You just missed my mom. On Friday, she coaches my sister's soccer team."
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"Yes, I heard that."
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"John, we need to talk about what happened the other day."
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"No, no, he doesn't have a clue, God love him."
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"It's just I was thinking that when you come over to garden,"
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"you might actually have to garden."
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"Great, you're breaking up with me. In my own bedroom."
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"No, no. I'm not dumping you."
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"Lately, you've been the only thing keeping me going."
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"But we can't do it at my house anymore."
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"Oh, so then, where do you want to do it?"
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"And so there's just the four of us."
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"My older son, Andrew, is 16, Danielle is 15 and..."
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"I don't need to see pictures. Bree, you've spent most of the hour"
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"engaging in small talk."
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"- Oh, have I? - Yes."
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"Rex has been very vocal about his issues."
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"Don't you want to discuss your feelings about your marriage?"
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"[Sighs]"
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"Um, Doc..."
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"Bree doesn't like to talk about her feelings."
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"To be honest, it's hard to know if she has any."
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"She's always pleasant, and I can't tell you how annoying that is."
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"[Getting fainter] Whatever she feels, it's so far below the surface..."
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"[heartbeat]"
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"[Rex's voice slow and indistinct]"
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"[Dr. Goldfine] Bree?"
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"- Bree? - What? I'm sorry."
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"Would you like to respond to what Rex just said?"
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"- Oh, um... - Is there some truth there?"
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"Do you use housework as a way to disengage emotionally?"
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"Of course not!"
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"[Laughs nervously]"
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"This is great. I got tons of homework tonight."
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"- It's easy to concentrate after sex. - I'm glad I could help."
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"Education's very important."
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"Oh, I got something for you."
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"- Oh, it's a rose. - It's not just any rose."
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"Look at all the petals. There's no flaws."
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"- It's perfect. - Oh, John."
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"Just like you."
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"The truth hit her like a thunderbolt."
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"I spent days looking for just the right one. I finally found it."
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"Gabrielle could now clearly se he was falling in love with her."
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"It's just beautiful."
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"I... I got to go."
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"[John] Goodbye."
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"Hey, you. What are we having?"
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"I talked to Julie and she suggested rib-eye steaks."
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"- She said that's your favorite. - I love my steak."
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"- [Horn] - Hi, Mike."
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"Susan."
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"Edie."
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"I'm sorry about your house. How are you?"
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"All right, I guess. Oh, is somebody having a party?"
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"No, Susan's just throwing me a traditional welcome dinner."
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"[They laugh]"
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"Traditional? Hm! I didn't get one."
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"Oh, it's a new tradition."
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"It won't be anything fancy. Just a little home cooking."
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"Mm. That sounds so good."
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"Susan suddenly had an awful feling in the pit of her stomach."
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"I've been having nothing but fast food lately."
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"As if she was watching an accident in slow motion."
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"She knew it would happen, but was powerless to stop it."
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"Would you like to join us for dinner?"
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"Oh, that's so sweet. No, I don't want to intrude. Three's a crowd."
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"No, it's not like that. I mean, Susan's bringing Julie."
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"It's not like that. The more the merrier."
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"- Well, this'll be fun. - All right. Tomorrow night."
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"- We'll eat at six. - Great."
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"- Oh, and Susan... - Yeah?"
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"Right."
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"Ta-ta."
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"Oh, no, no."
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"No, Edie's definitely a carnivore."
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"[Horn]"
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"- Here's, um... - Ooh."
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"Here's what I pulled for Edie."
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"Most of the clothes aren't that stylish."
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"Don't worry. Edie's a beggar now, which means she can't be a chooser."
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"Of course, we don't have to add salt to the wound."
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"Listen, I was just getting dinner ready..."
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"Say no more. I'll get out of your hair."
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"Was that you I saw getting pulled over by a policeman?"
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"Yeah, the boys were acting up in the car, I couldn't get them to sit down."
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"- Young boys can be so willful. - I try everything."
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"I scream. I threaten. I reason. I beg. Nothing works."
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"I don't know if they're too young to understand"
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"or they're just getting some perverse joy out of testing me."
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"My mother had the worst time with me in the car."
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"So one time, she stopped and left me on the side of the road and drove off."
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"- You're kidding? - She came back immediately."
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"But I never misbehaved in the car again. You should try that."
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"Mrs. Huber, I could never leave my kids by the side of the road."
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"When it comes to discipline, you must be creative."
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"My mother knew that. Smart lady."
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"Like I said, I should go back and get dinner ready."
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"Oh, right, well... goodbye."
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"Goodbye."
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"Susan, have you been able to find old clothes for Edie?"
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"She has nothing to wear."
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"I thought that was the look she was going for."
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"Oh, Susan, Edie may be trash, but she's still a human being."
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"Zach, is your dad home? I need to talk to him."
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"Hey, Paul, I hope I'm not interrupting."
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"Actually, I was getting ready to go somewhere."
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