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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"imagining she did all these horrible things?"
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"It's the age-old question. How much do we want to know about our neighbors?"
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"My friends were right to be concerned."
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"They knew that every family has its secrets."
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"[Owl hoots]"
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"And as my son and husband could've told them,"
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"you ned to think carefully before digging them up."
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"After talking for hours,"
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"So they decided to talk about it in the morning after a good night's rest."
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"But no one could fall aslep that night."
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"They each kept thinking of my suicide."
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"And how terribly alone I must've felt."
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"You se, loneliness was something my friends understood."
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"All too well."
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"- [Coughs] - It's OK, I'm up."
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"Good. I have a question for you."
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"OK."
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"[Sighs]"
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"- Remember when you proposed? - For God's sake."
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"We sat on Skyline Drive and drank a bottle of apple wine"
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"and you turned to me and you said,"
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""If you marry me, Bree Mason,"
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"I promise to love you for the rest of my life.""
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"Even though I was engaged to Ty Grant, and my father didn't like you,"
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"Cancel the meeting with the divorce lawyer."
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"We'll find a marriage counselor."
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"- Bree... - You promised."
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"All right."
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"Good. I'm going to make myself some warm milk."
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"- Would you like something to drink? - Anything but apple wine."
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"Susan awoke that night alone and parched."
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"But as she gazed out her window,"
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"she saw the tall drink of water she neded to quench her thirst."
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""Dear Diary, Mike doesn't know I'm alive.""
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"- Shut up. - You're gonna have to ask him out."
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"- I keep hoping he'll ask me out. - How's that going?"
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"- Have you seen the measuring cup? - The measuring cup?"
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"- Yeah. - Mm."
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"Oh! Oh."
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"I... Well, it's got to be here somewhere. Just keep looking."
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"- I know you're awake. - I know you're a jerk."
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"Dinner with Tanaka ran long. I'm sorry."
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"I didn't marry you so I could have dinner alone six times a week."
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"You know how bored I was? I came this close to cleaning the house."
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"Don't be that way. I got you a gift."
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"Nope. No, no, no, no. You're not gonna buy your way out of this one."
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"It's a good gift."
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"- Is that white gold? - Yeah. Put it on."
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"And then make love to me."
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"I'm not in the mood."
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"But we could stay up and talk."
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"When a man buys a woman jewelry,"
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"there are many things he may want in return."
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"For future reference, conversation ain't one of 'em."
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"- What the hell's wrong with you? - Let go of me."
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"- You've been a nightmare for a month. - Stop."
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"I can't fix it unless you tell me."
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"It's not exciting anymore, Carlos."
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"I don't know. Be the way you used to be."
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"Surprise me. Take my breath away."
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"OK."
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"OK."
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"- Hey, Susan. - Mike."
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"I didn't realize anybody was gonna be out here. I just rolled out of bed."
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"- I'm sure you look fine. - [Whimpers quietly]"
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"Oh... Bongo, Bongo, Bongo."
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"Hey, hey, come on. Sorry, he scares easy."
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"No, no, it's fine. I get it."
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"I didn't mean to disturb you. I'II... I'll see you later."
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"- Do you want to have dinner with me? - Just the two of us?"
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"Uh... it's a thing we do when somebody moves in."
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"We invite them over for a home-cooked meal. It's a tradition."
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"- I thought you were a lousy cook. - Well, I order take-out."
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"You invite 'em for home-cooking and give 'em take-out?"
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"Yeah, ah, it's sort of a new tradition. I'm working out the kinks."
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"I'll tell you what. How about I cook? You guys come over to my place."
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"Oh, great."
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"- Friday night at six? - I'll be there."
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"Right. Come on."
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"Bye, Bongo. [gasps]"
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"Shh!"
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"Julie! Mike Delfino just invited us to dinner Friday night."
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"He did? Cool."
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"But only I'm going because you're gonna come down with something"
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"that requires bed rest and fluids. [Squeals of delight]"
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"Julie was glad Susan was rekindling her love life."
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"Of course, she was unaware of her mother's recent track record with fire."
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"It's all gone. Everything my ex-husband worked for all those years, gone."
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"Don't worry about clothing."
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"What? I don't want to wear other people's old crap."
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"You can be homeless or ungracious. You really can't afford to be both."
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"That reminds me. My insurance check still hasn't come yet."
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"Could I stay with you a few more weeks?"
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"Of course. What kind of Christian would I be"
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"if I denied shelter to a friend in need?"
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"We can scrape of the burnt part and it'll look good as new."
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"That's not my cup. Mine was plastic."
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"- Well, how did it get in here? - I don't know. Who cares?"
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"Now, would you put that down and start looking for jewelry."
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"Dr. Albert Goldfine was the most accomplished"
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"marriage counselor in the city."
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"He had dealt with problems ranging from substance abuse..."
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"...to infidelity..."
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"...to domestic violence."
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"And then he met the Van De Kamps."
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"Hi. I'm Bree. And this is my husband Rex."
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"And I brought you some homemade potpourri."
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"The answer is yes. You're about to make a fortune off us."
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"- Ah, get off! - Boys!"
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"Guys, I'm begging you. Sit in your seats."
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"- [Siren] - I mean it, so help me..."
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"Oh, shoot. Crap!"
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"- [Police radio] - I was playing with it first!"
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"License and registration, please."
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"- Ma'am, you know why I pulled you over? - I have a theory."
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"The kids should be sitting wearing seat belts."
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"I yelled at them. They never listen. It's very frustrating."
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"Officer Hayes had never found himself in a truly dangerous situation."
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"Then again, he had never before told a woman how to raise her children."
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"- Are you saying I'm a bad mother? - Get back in your car, please."
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