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Clips from King of the Hill - My Own Private Rodeo (S06E06)

"Oh, God. I completely forgot."
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"Dale, this is Juan Pedro, my special friend."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"Any special friend of my dad's is a special friend of mine."
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"These are my special friends, Hank, Bill, and Boomhauer."
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"Hey, man."
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"Juan Pedro and I have plans tonight."
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"Oh, I'm in quite the pickle. What to do? What to do?"
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"then tomorrow we can all go to Gary and Mike's and play Taboo."
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"-And wait till you try my margaritas. -Great."
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"Hank likes margaritas."
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"for margaritas and Taboo?"
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"Hello, Juan Pedro."
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"I never knew you could buy ties that weren't pre-tied."
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"I don't see it. I'll show you how to do John Redcorn."
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"Joseph is such a beautiful boy."
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"Is he adopted?"
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"No, not exactly. He's...."
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"Well, he's.... It's a long story."
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"-Nancy. -I know, I know."
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"I must re-channel the energy of your wife's ancestors' spirit winds."
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"-but I can't do that anymore. -No."
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"Dale needs to know his daddy is queerer than a box of birds."
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"Dale, there's something I need to get off my chest."
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"If we're gonna have a real relationship again..."
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"we should be 100%% Oprah honest with each other."
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"Are you in love with Nancy?"
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"I'm not the man you think I am."
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"I was leading a secret life, don't you see?"
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"Juan Pedro is not just my special friend..."
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"-he's my partner. -Partner?"
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"Wait a minute. You're...."
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"Oh, my God! I can't believe this. My own father."
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"Dale, forget I said anything. We were having so much fun."
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"Let's go back to being a family again."
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"Too late. You're re-uninvited to my re-wedding."
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"-Now, get out! -Dale, please."
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"Get out, before I have Nancy throw you out."
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"My father is a government agent."
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"-He told you that? -He didn't have to."
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"A secret life, working undercover with a partner?"
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"What other explanation is there?"
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"Oh, God. This is my worst nightmare come true."
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"Nancy, I don't know what to do."
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"No one's ever deceived me before."
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"I guess I can fit in one more beer before the ceremony."
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"Can you believe it? My own dad is government."
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"I really thought I knew the man."
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"Money-laundering, income-tax evasion, counterfeiting?"
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"Are you sure that's what he told you? That he was a fed?"
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"First, he deep-tongue kisses my wife..."
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"then he crawls into bed with the federal government."
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"Dale, where are you going?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no! I can't find the ring."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"This was supposed to be my fresh start, my new beginning."
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"Why is God punishing me?"
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"Boomhauer, do something."
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"Yeah, man. Thank you very much, man."
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"I'm here to expose you for what you are."
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"An undercover government agent."
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"A government agent?"
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"Oh, sweetie, there's been a huge misunderstanding."
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"-I'm gay. -lf only that were true."
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"Dale, it is true. I'm gay."
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"-Nice try, J. Edgar. -Dale, honey."
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"Denial ain't just a club outside McMaynerbury."
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"Attention, gay guys."
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"If you have something to hide, I suggest you hide it."
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"What?"
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"you are being...."
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"[Crowd applauding]"
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"-Panties? -Force of habit. Now, zip it, mister."
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"You are embarrassing me in front of the whole community."
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"Is what I am hearing the honest-to-God truth?"
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"Juan Pedro, he doesn't know what he's talking about."
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"How can I believe you?"
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"You know you'll always be my caballero iumero uio,"
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"-I'm drowning in your lies. -Then swim to me, Juan Pedro."
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"I love you. You know that, don't you?"
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"Yes. And I love you, Bug-a-lug."
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"[Can't Fight This Feeling by REO Speedwagon playing on stereo]"
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"[Retching]"
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"Boy, your can looks so freaking hot in that dress."
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"Oh, sug'."
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"Why would I have a problem with it?"
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"John Redcorn's gay, and I've been friends with him for years."
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"I weit iiside to use the restroom where I was coifroited by a horrible sight,"
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"delighting children and defiling women."
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"And right in the middle of the re-wedding..."
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"Did he just say, ""The gay rodeo""?"
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"Thank you, girls. I love you all!"
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"-Hello, Mr. Gribble. -Little Hanky Hill."
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"the federal government may use this wedding..."
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"Yeah, I bet some babe at the rodeo threw those panties at my dad..."
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"Check it out, Dad. I'm John Redcorn."
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"My rodeo is a gay rodeo."
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"Honey, even when I was married to your mother..."
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"-Oh, sug'. -I can't believe it."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Bug Gribble is an agent of the FBl."
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"Listen up, homosexuals and so-called bisexuals..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Are you a police?"
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"Aid as I was explaiiiig this,,,"
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"and he betrayed me like a betrayer."
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"[Buzzer sounding]"
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"But maybe now I've got another chance to get back in my son's life."
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"[Retching]"
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"Dale and Nancy are renewing their wedding vows..."
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"I've been waiting 20 years for this moment."
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"Oh, I know you. Hello, Hank."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"It's your wedding, and it will be a dream come true."
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"I'm just running our guest list over to Peggy."
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"Damn you, Daddy."
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"[Rock music playing]"
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"aid he's out,"
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"DALE: Rock 'n' roll, man."
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