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Clips from Friends - The One with the Evil Orthodontist (S01E01)

"...but, like, when I'm cooking naked."
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"I just Oh, Barry, this was not good."
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"- What about Mindy? - Way better than Mindy."
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"I mean, what about you and Mindy?"
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"If you want, I'll break it off with her."
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"No, don't do that. Not for me."
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"Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment."
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"Thanks, Bernice."
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"- This is all way too - No, we can go to Aruba."
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"When I went there on what would've been our honeymoon..."
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"All right, Miss Greene, everything looks fine."
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"We're starting to see some real progress."
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"For future reference, that thing in your hand..."
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"- Why isn't she calling? - Maybe she never got your message."
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"Call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps..."
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"...that means she didn't get her messages yet."
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"- Doesn't that make me seem? - Desperate? Needy? Pathetic?"
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"How many beeps?"
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"This is where you'd use that "hello" word."
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"I won't talk to her. She got my message..."
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"...and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed."
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"So how'd he take it?"
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"Oh, do I?"
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"- We ended up having sex in his chair. - You had sex in his chair?"
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"I said that a little too loudly, didn't I?"
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"Sex in his chair."
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"It's nothing like me and Carol."
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"If she said to you, "Ross, I want you on this couch..."
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"...right here, right now," what would you say?"
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"It's a totally different situation. It's apples and oranges."
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"It's orthodontists and lesbians I gotta go."
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"I have things to do with my life."
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"I'm working tomorrow, but if you want, you can come by if you'd like."
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"Great."
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"So I'll see you tomorrow."
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"Okay. Bye."
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"Oh, God. Oh, God."
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"So how's Mindy?"
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"She wants to see me tomorrow. She sounded weird. I gotta call Barry."
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"It's me. I just Mindy."
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"He's back. The peeper's back."
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"I haven't heard from her in seven months, what else is it about?"
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"She was my best friend."
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"We went to camp together, she taught me how to kiss...."
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"Now, you know, I'm, like, the other woman."
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"- See you later. - I'll walk with you."
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"When she taught you to kiss, were you wearing any kind of little uniform?"
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"That's fine, yeah."
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"- Take it with you. - We haven't had a second date..."
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"- ...she needs to hear me pee? - Why don't you call her?"
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"I can't. I left a message. I have some pride."
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"- Do you? - No."
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"Danielle, hi."
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"It's Chandler."
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"I don't know if you tried to call me because..."
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"...I accidentally shut off my phone."
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"She's on the other line. She's gonna call me back."
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"She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back."
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"We should really be sitting for this."
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"I'm gonna ask once, and I want a straight answer."
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"Not like when I asked if those red pants made my ass look big."
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"I know things have been weird..."
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"...but you're my oldest friend, except for Laurie..."
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"...who's bitter because she lost weight..."
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"- Okay, I'm just gonna say it. - Okay."
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"Will you be my maid of honor?"
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"It is. It is. It is."
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"- That's all you wanted to ask? - That's all."
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"- What? - That's not all."
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"What would make you think that?"
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"And then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel."
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"...when Barry and I got engaged, he was weird too."
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"Oh, God. That's what I was afraid of."
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"What's what you were afraid of?"
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"...kind of had a little thing on the side."
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"- What? - I know, I know."
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"When he proposed, people said, "He'll do to you what he did to Rachel.""
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"We are both so stupid."
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"What do you mean?"
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"No, I am sorry. I'm sorry."
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"Four letters, "circle or hoop.""
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"- Ring, damn it, ring. - Thanks."
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"- You know our phone's not working? - What?"
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"I turned it off."
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"Mother of God, I turned it off."
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"I went across the street to the doorman."
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"I got the peeper's name. Can I use the phone?"
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"The number for a Sidney Marks, please."
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"Five letters."
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""Rdtor.""
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"Yeah, is Sidney there?"
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"Oh, this is? Sidney's a woman."
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"So she's a woman, so what?"
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"Yeah, so what?"
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"That's not really the point. The point is, that"
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"She said you looked pretty that day in the green dress."
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"She said you looked like Ingrid Bergman."
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"It's a leave-in conditioner."
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"- You got a second? - Sure, sure."
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"Come on..."
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"- ...in. - Hello, sweetheart."
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"We think you're a horrible person, and bad things should happen to you."
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"I'm sorry. God, I am so sorry."
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"I was weak. I couldn't help myself."
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"Whatever I did, I only did because I love you so much."
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"Which one of us are you talking to there?"
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"When we were having sex in that chair?"
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"I swear, whatever I was doing, I was thinking of you."
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"The first time didn't really count. You know, it was Barry."
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"Honey, sweetheart, look. Just give me another chance."
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"We'll start over. We'll go back to Aruba."
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"What is it with you and Aruba? Do you have a deal with the airlines?"
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"What do you say?"
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"Dr. Farber, we've got an emergency here."
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"Oh, God. I'll be right there, Bernice."
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"See how he was sweating when he walked out?"
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"...and take some punches. This feels great."
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"Mindy, the guy is the devil."
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"But the truth is at the end of the day, I still really wanna be..."
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"...Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber..."
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