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Clips from Friends - The One with the Evil Orthodontist (S01E01)

"I'd much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty."
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"Oh, my God. You gotta come see this."
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"I feel violated."
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"Years from now, school children will study it..."
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"We could be ourselves. We didn't have to play games."
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"- I'm right. Right? - Yeah, let her dangle."
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"No, interestingly, her leaf blower picked up."
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"What's going on?"
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"Lunch at the Russian Tea Room."
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"It was so nice having this little sink here."
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"What kind of stuff?"
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"What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that."
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"What's the matter?"
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"No, it was. It was very, very good."
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"Let's go away this weekend."
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"...it was really nice. You would've liked it."
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"I had a bra."
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"Hey, Dr. Farber."
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"- What? - I'm 12, I'm not stupid."
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"...can also be used as a phone."
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"Yes, it's working."
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"How come you have dental floss in your hair?"
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"You had what?"
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"What...? What were you thinking?"
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"There's a history there. It's like you and Carol."
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"If it helps, I could slide over."
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"- Where are you going? - I just have to go."
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"I have a jam-packed schedule."
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"Mindy."
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"Really, oh, God"
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"She may not even know."
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"I'm going to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone?"
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"I'm fine."
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"That's fine. That's great. Okay."
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"- Don't you have to pee? - That's why I'm dancing."
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"Hey, you."
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"So what's up?"
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"I think Barry's seeing someone in the city."
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"If it'll make you feel any better..."
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"And now I feel so stupid."
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"Smell familiar?"
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"Just like you told her you did."
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"Just pointing out the irony."
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""Heating device.""
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"Radiator."
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"If I wanna walk around in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel"
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"Thank you."
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"Mostly free-weights, but occasionally"
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"Yeah, my neighbor. Yeah, the brunette."
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"The green dress? Really?"
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"She wants to know why you tie the towel around your head."
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"What you guys doing here?"
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"Both of you?"
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"Mindy."
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"Of course, Mindy. It was always Mindy."
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"Please. That second time, you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup."
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"Look, please don't go anywhere."
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"I'll be right back."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"...I've wondered whether I made the right choice."
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"I'm so glad."
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"He's got the monocle, he's got the top hat...."
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"I'm okay."
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"Maybe we could get together later?"
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"...just to see if I was okay? I mean, how needy is that?"
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"No way. Mr. Salty is a sailor."
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"He's gotta be the toughest snack there is."
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"They're crazy."
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"There's some creep out there with a telescope."
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"I can't believe it. He's looking right at us."
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"Oh, that is so sick."
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"And not in a good way."
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"The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
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"...as one of the greatest first dates ever."
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"It was unbelievable."
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"- Have you called her? - She'd know I like her. That's crazy."
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"Guys. It's gross."
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"It's the next day. How needy do I wanna seem?"
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"Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat."
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"- Her machine. - Answering machine?"
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"So, why didn't you say anything?"
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"No. Last time I left a spontaneous message..."
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"...I ended up using the phrase, "Yes, indeed-io.""
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"Look, it's Rachel and Barry. Don't everybody look."
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"- They're just talking. - Does he look upset?"
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"Does he look like he was told to shove anything?"
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"No. Actually, he's smiling."
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"What? What? What?"
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"That man across the street just kicked that pigeon."
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"And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law."
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"See? Hey, Rach."
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"You know, it was actually really great."
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"I had that chicken, where you poke it and butter squirts out."
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"That's nice. Now was that before or after you told him..."
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"...to stop calling, stop sending flowers and to leave you alone?"
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"It was comfortable and it was familiar."
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"It was just nice."
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"That's nice twice."
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"Isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?"
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"Where have you been?"
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"It was different with him today."
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"He wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy."
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"- Why? - I have my reasons."
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"He's engaged to another woman..."
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"...who happens to be your ex-best friend?"
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"All right. I know it's stupid."
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"I'll see him this afternoon and put an end to it."
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"I'm not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that."
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"Then with authority, hang up."
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"Will you just leave her the message?"
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"Okay. All right, fine."
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""Oh, Danielle, I wasn't expecting the machine."
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"Give me a call when you get a chance."
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"Bye-bye."
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"Oh, God."
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"I might have a life. Like I haven't been sitting here..."
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"...honing for the last two hours?"
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"Go away. Stop looking in here."
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"Great. Now he's waving back."
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"Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff..."
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