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Clips from Scrubs - My Finale: Part 1 (S08E08)

- Please take the reins. - I'm not taking the reins.

"- Please take the reins. - I'm not taking the reins."

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I can take the reins and just hold them for him.

"I can take the reins and just hold them for him."

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Careful, they're heavy. This guy can pull.

"Careful, they're heavy. This guy can pull."

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No one's taking the reins.

"No one's taking the reins."

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Okay, well, then, what am I going to do with the reins?

"Okay, well, then, what am I going to do with the reins?"

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All right, children, tomorrow morning

"All right, children, tomorrow morning"

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Oh! For the love of God! Disperse.

"Oh! For the love of God! Disperse."

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Will you hold this, please? It's very hot.

"Will you hold this, please? It's very hot."

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So, what do we do?

"So, what do we do?"

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Unfortunately, there's no cure.

"Unfortunately, there's no cure."

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Eventually, it'll take her.

"Eventually, it'll take her."

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J.D.: Sometimes you just have to barrel through,

"J.D.: Sometimes you just have to barrel through,"

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And Mr. Stonewater, Huntington's is caused by a faulty gene.

"And Mr. Stonewater, Huntington's is caused by a faulty gene."

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And since your mother has it,

"And since your mother has it,"

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We can test you for it, if you want.

"We can test you for it, if you want."

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If we find out that I have it early on, are there any treatment options?

"If we find out that I have it early on, are there any treatment options?"

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I can only tell you if you have it.

"I can only tell you if you have it."

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I can't even tell when the disease would hit you, if you do have it.

"I can't even tell when the disease would hit you, if you do have it."

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I'm so sorry.

"I'm so sorry."

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Can I have a few minutes?

"Can I have a few minutes?"

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J.D.: I'm so bummed about Mrs. Stonewater I totally spaced

"J.D.: I'm so bummed about Mrs. Stonewater I totally spaced"

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and forgot what's wrong with Benjamin, here.

"and forgot what's wrong with Benjamin, here."

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Nope. Maybe he's the guy with sinus polyps.

"Nope. Maybe he's the guy with sinus polyps."

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I should turn him on to that dynamite apricot scrub I stole from Elliot.

"I should turn him on to that dynamite apricot scrub I stole from Elliot."

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J.D.: See? Benjamin understands that you're human

"J.D.: See? Benjamin understands that you're human"

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and that you're having kind of an overwhelming day.

"and that you're having kind of an overwhelming day."

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I want a new doctor.

"I want a new doctor."

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No. I've been working my butt off taking care of you for the last two weeks,

"No. I've been working my butt off taking care of you for the last two weeks,"

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so I'm afraid the answer is no, Benjamin.

"so I'm afraid the answer is no, Benjamin."

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- My name is Roger. - I'll go get you a new doctor.

"- My name is Roger. - I'll go get you a new doctor."

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Did you find out that I'm replacing your kitchen countertops

"Did you find out that I'm replacing your kitchen countertops"

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- I can stop those workers right now. - What? No, Elliot,

"- I can stop those workers right now. - What? No, Elliot,"

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I'm such a crappy doctor I just got dumped by a patient,

"I'm such a crappy doctor I just got dumped by a patient,"

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Take it easy!

"Take it easy!"

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Bye!

"Bye!"

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What about them?

"What about them?"

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- Take it easy! - Send a postcard!

"- Take it easy! - Send a postcard!"

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I'm not leaving yet. I'm just getting some air.

"I'm not leaving yet. I'm just getting some air."

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But thank you, thank you all.

"But thank you, thank you all."

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- and it's turned me into... - They're waving at me, genius.

"- and it's turned me into... - They're waving at me, genius."

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I took my favorite table and I'm bailing out of that coffee place.

"I took my favorite table and I'm bailing out of that coffee place."

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Bye, gang!

"Bye, gang!"

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- Bye, Bob! - Bye, Bob!

"- Bye, Bob! - Bye, Bob!"

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But you left a year ago! You got cake. He got a cake!

"But you left a year ago! You got cake. He got a cake!"

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And who changed my sign?

"And who changed my sign?"

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How dare you change somebody's sign?

"How dare you change somebody's sign?"

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I'll fix it.

"I'll fix it."

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Oh, that's right, I forgot.

"Oh, that's right, I forgot."

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Tina in Accounting left for eight days to climb Mt. Kilimanjaro.

"Tina in Accounting left for eight days to climb Mt. Kilimanjaro."

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- How cool is that? - Elliot!

"- How cool is that? - Elliot!"

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Hey, Elliot! I can see down your blouse from here!

"Hey, Elliot! I can see down your blouse from here!"

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There. All better.

"There. All better."

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So, what the hell did you think leaving this place was going to be like?

"So, what the hell did you think leaving this place was going to be like?"

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When I was finally ready to leave

"When I was finally ready to leave"

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it'd be like one of those great old sitcom finales.

"it'd be like one of those great old sitcom finales."

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Why would they wire all the power through one switch? That seems crazy.

"Why would they wire all the power through one switch? That seems crazy."

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Well, I'm afraid all I can offer you is a handshake.

"Well, I'm afraid all I can offer you is a handshake."

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- I always do, sir. - I already threw him morning sex today.

"- I always do, sir. - I already threw him morning sex today."

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You're right.

"You're right."

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J.D.: My exchange with Dr. Kelso renewed my strength.

"J.D.: My exchange with Dr. Kelso renewed my strength."

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And sure, sometimes it was a ridiculous, ridiculous request.

"And sure, sometimes it was a ridiculous, ridiculous request."

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- Admit that you did it! - No.

"- Admit that you did it! - No."

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if you have a fatal disease.

"if you have a fatal disease."

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I know you do, Newbie.

"I know you do, Newbie."

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And I have been searching through this wonderful book that you gave me,

"And I have been searching through this wonderful book that you gave me,"

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trying to find the exact right speech to share with you.

"trying to find the exact right speech to share with you."

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or even a "Turn Back Now Because This Doesn't End Well for You" section,

"or even a "Turn Back Now Because This Doesn't End Well for You" section,"

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Let's see what happens.

"Let's see what happens."

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I get that, I truly do.

"I get that, I truly do."

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So I'm real sorry there, Newbie, but

"So I'm real sorry there, Newbie, but"

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Yeah, I know it's blocking the stairs, but people could walk around, right?

"Yeah, I know it's blocking the stairs, but people could walk around, right?"

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- Give me a growl. - Growl.

"- Give me a growl. - Growl."

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Dr. Dorian, if a patient says his painkillers aren't working,

"Dr. Dorian, if a patient says his painkillers aren't working,"

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how do we know if he's just trying to scam meds or...

"how do we know if he's just trying to scam meds or..."

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Um...

"Um..."

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- So it's back to one. - Hmm. Yeah.

"- So it's back to one. - Hmm. Yeah."

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- Wow. - That's okay.

"- Wow. - That's okay."

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Eliza, can you take that line?

"Eliza, can you take that line?"

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Here we go.

"Here we go."

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I couldn't help but let my mind drift back to my very first day.

"I couldn't help but let my mind drift back to my very first day."

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- Charged. - Clear!

"- Charged. - Clear!"

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- Do me right here. - Okay.

"- Do me right here. - Okay."

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Worth a try.

"Worth a try."

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You'd love it. How'd you sleep?

"You'd love it. How'd you sleep?"

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Don't make fun of my brother, Barry. I think he looks very beautiful.

"Don't make fun of my brother, Barry. I think he looks very beautiful."

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- I don't think so, Bob. - Understood. It's not your fight.

"- I don't think so, Bob. - Understood. It's not your fight."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Okay. Okay. Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

"Okay. Okay. Deep breaths. Deep breaths."

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Growl for me.

"Growl for me."

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There's another hospital down about three miles that way.

"There's another hospital down about three miles that way."

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Yeah, I'll just answer you like this. "Come here, you."

"Yeah, I'll just answer you like this. "Come here, you.""

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- Dude, it's finally happening. - Oh, I see it.

"- Dude, it's finally happening. - Oh, I see it."

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I want my moment with Dr. Cox, and I want it now.

"I want my moment with Dr. Cox, and I want it now."

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you know, as a thank you. Because in my mind,

"you know, as a thank you. Because in my mind,"

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Pleather-bound. I did the calligraphy.

"Pleather-bound. I did the calligraphy."

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I still well up when I think about it, but now I can fall asleep after.

"I still well up when I think about it, but now I can fall asleep after."

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"And, of course..."

""And, of course...""

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That's a little strange.

"That's a little strange."

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That is not my mom, okay? This paranoia and the delirium. And it's...

"That is not my mom, okay? This paranoia and the delirium. And it's..."

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I said, "Muh, you got two bigger problems than that.

"I said, "Muh, you got two bigger problems than that."

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"And the other one

""And the other one"

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I wanted to spend all night in the lab, but she wanted to play cards.

"I wanted to spend all night in the lab, but she wanted to play cards."

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- You smell like it's hot out. - It's hot in my heart.

"- You smell like it's hot out. - It's hot in my heart."

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Get out of here.

"Get out of here."

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Dr. Cox will be leading intern rounds. Sadly, it is my last day.

"Dr. Cox will be leading intern rounds. Sadly, it is my last day."

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It's over, Sunny. It's too late.

"It's over, Sunny. It's too late."

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The floor, Perry, is yours.

"The floor, Perry, is yours."

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I want you prepped on the endocrine system...

"I want you prepped on the endocrine system..."

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I don't think there's any polyps, but he definitely has some oily skin issues.

"I don't think there's any polyps, but he definitely has some oily skin issues."

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Maybe you can smell it out.

"Maybe you can smell it out."

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I want to say it smells like non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.

"I want to say it smells like non-Hodgkin's lymphoma."

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What do you have, again?

"What do you have, again?"

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What's wrong?

"What's wrong?"

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I'm upset because Huntington's disease sucks, Dr. Cox is a jerk,

"I'm upset because Huntington's disease sucks, Dr. Cox is a jerk,"

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and no one but you and Turk even cares that I'm leaving.

"and no one but you and Turk even cares that I'm leaving."

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You stupid sign-changers!

"You stupid sign-changers!"

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What? I just think she's very brave, with her wooden leg and all.

"What? I just think she's very brave, with her wooden leg and all."

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We're all going to die!

"We're all going to die!"

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Other men had no problem saying what they wanted.

"Other men had no problem saying what they wanted."

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- Admit it! - No.

"- Admit it! - No."

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