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Clips from Scrubs - My Finale: Part 1 (S08E08)

"I see it now. You've been sneak-moving in here for days."
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"The clothes in the dresser, those girly pillows on the couch."
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"Double Ds. Plus, you're the guy"
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"who keeps asking me to bring stuff over here."
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"- Are you seriously upset? - I'm very upset."
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"I don't even think morning sex could fix it."
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"- Do I have to move a lot? - You never do, anyway."
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"- How? - It's dirt."
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"That may be because I told Donny you thought his coffee tasted like dirt."
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"Because Donny's a vengeful little punk and I wanted to see what he would do."
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"He's a convicted felon. He shivved a guy."
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"Ah, I love you, Donny. Muffin, please."
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"I miss doctoring."
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"And the great thing about locum tenens is, it's part-time,"
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"and you have to go where they need you,"
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"so it's going to force Enid and me to travel."
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"Yep, this is my last muffin in this place."
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"- just kick him. That's what I always do. - Okay."
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"I've enjoyed this stupid coffee spot so much,"
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"I need a memento."
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"You're finally going to stop hanging around..."
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"You're finally going to stop..."
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"You're finally gonna..."
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"So, I actually did drift off a bit. How was the morning sex?"
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"- I was awesome! - Really?"
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"Hey, J.D., I know that it's your last day, but I'm not going to say goodbye"
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"I can't catch my breath. I can't catch it. I can't catch it! Where is it?"
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"Okay, I'm back. Plus, I'm just going to see you at our place tonight, okay?"
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"Did you just say "our place"? You are sneak-moving in!"
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"But don't be disappointed"
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"I think I'll be fine."
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"Yeah, I know it's blocking the stairs, but people could walk around, right?"
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"You're the greatest."
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"What are those pads for?"
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"Those pads there, my friend, are for you to fall on."
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"In honor of your departure, I'm about to give you your final,"
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"full-turbo spinning eagle."
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"- Prepping for takeoff. - Excellent."
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"- Let's do this. Come on! - Mounting."
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"Eagle!"
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"I'm afraid so."
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"- Dude. Follow my voice! - I'm coming!"
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"- You okay, babe? - J.D.: Eagle."
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"Oh, my God, I did. I'm such an idiot."
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"every time we see each other. Can you do that for me?"
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"- Mmm. You smell like a weightlifter. - Mmm."
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"- Wow. - It's all right."
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"Maybe we should try it, see what we're missing."
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"Yeah?"
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"Mmm. You smell like a tugboat captain."
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"Mmm. Now I know what we were missing. I see it."
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"Yeah, you guys are on to something."
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"- I usually cup the butt for support. - Oh! That's nice."
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"- Yeah. It's like they're clapping. - They almost slap each other."
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"- Yeah, we're not doing that. - Excuse me."
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"Dr. Cox, since this is my last day, I got you a little something,"
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"you're the one who made me the man I am today."
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"The number next to each passage is a rating system from one to five,"
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"Oh, look, "The only way you could be less productive right now is"
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"That one used to be a five but now it's a four."
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"Hey, Newbie. What if, say, I wanted to locate something in here"
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"about just how little I care about any given moment"
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"- that you and I have spent together? - Good question."
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"You just go to the glossary."
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"- Ah. - And you see?"
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""Things I Care as Little About as J.D.'s Last Day of Residency.""
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"I remember this one. Oh."
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""everything in the solar system, and everything, everything, everything,"
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""in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions."
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"- "Hugh Jackman." - "Hugh Jackman.""
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"Oh."
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"That was nice. I like that we shared that."
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"Me, too. Because it's the exact sentiment that I wanted to put out there"
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"for you on your last day of work here. Thank you for this lovely present."
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"Thank you, Mrs. Stonewater."
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"When you're gone, he's gonna hit me."
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"- See, he hates hitting. - Well, I wouldn't say that I hate hitting."
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"When you're gone he's going to wrestle me."
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"No. Only if you tickle me first. That's what Turk does."
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"- Now he wants to tickle me! - Are you an idiot?"
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"Can I talk to you outside for a second?"
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"I know it's frustrating, but I promise you we're going to find the answer."
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"- He's going to hit me when you leave. - I'm almost positive I won't."
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"- Actually, it's my last day. - Yeah, that makes sense."
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"That was hurtful."
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"Can there be good without evil?"
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"That's probably a question for your priest."
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"- by M. Night Shyamalan. - It's "M. Night.""
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"No, it's "muh." Like C. Thomas Howell or F. Murray Abraham."
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"- No "muh." - Well, that's funny."
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""Man, no one ever says my name right.""
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""One of them is that seven-ten split you left for yourself."
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""is how about trying to write a movie without a big twist ending?""
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"Anyway, I wanted to do something big for your departure,"
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"but nowadays my wife is taking up all my time."
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"So, I decided to go simple. What would you say this is?"
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"- Admit it! - Oh, God! Why did you do that?"
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"Because I read in a book that if you surprise someone with an accusation,"
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"- they're more likely to tell you the truth. - I don't really think that's going to work."
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"Okay, well, I'm not discouraged. You know what they say. Admit it!"
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"Admit it! Admit it! Admit it!"
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"Dr. Dorian, if a patient says his painkillers aren't working,"
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"how do we know if he's just trying to scam drugs"
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"What I recommend is taking a safety pin"
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"and then just giving him a quick little stab, okay?"
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"With pain meds it's hard to gauge..."
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"- Mmm! I'm going to miss you so much. - Then squeeze me like you mean it."
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"Okay, that... I can understand that might have seemed a little girly,"
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"No, no. It's sort of an announcement phase, okay?"
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"Announcement Number 1. Starting tomorrow,"
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"You are now free to comment. Who would like to start us off?"
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"No, I've got nothing."
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"I order you to comment."
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"- Oh, Jo... - I'll miss you, too."
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"There he is. Speak of the devil."
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"Our relationship began as a student-teacher thing"
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"and then evolved into something a whole lot more."
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"- I'm okay. - He's okay. You're okay? He's okay."
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"- Take the reins, please. - I don't want to."
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"- Take the reins. - I don't want the reins."
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