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Clips from Scrubs - My Finale: Part 1 (S08E08)

"Don't look at me when we're moving someone."
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"you're definitely not allowed to talk."
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"J.D.: I won in the end, though, because now she loves me"
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"and I get to have her whenever I see fit."
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"In fact, I think I'll use this last-day thing to score some morning sex."
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"Did you water it down so we can just swallow it?"
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"- Morning. - Be weirder."
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"Why bother? I've slept here, like, every night since you moved."
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"They did a dynamite job on his boobs. Are those Gs?"
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"- Although it might. - Fine."
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"Aw, man, he got my coffee wrong."
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"Why would you do that?"
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"I still can't believe you're going back to work."
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"You're finally going to stop hanging around here?"
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"Oh. Look, he's stuck on a thought. If he doesn't get off it in a few minutes,"
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"It's good dirt."
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"Nah. I never really got things going. My peep was sleepy."
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"because even just saying the word a second ago is going to make me cry."
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"- Where is it? - Breathe it out. Breathe it out."
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"Your ears are playing tricks."
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"And, J.D., people should make a big deal about you leaving Sacred Heart."
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"if it doesn't live up to the expectations you have in your head, okay?"
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"- Get over here. You're my bear. - That's right."
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"Now, did you get my text about not eating after midnight last night?"
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"Yeah. All I've had is mouthwash."
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"Three, two, one. Eagle!"
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"Are these two doctors?"
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"Never stop spinning me. Eagle!"
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"Oh."
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"I can't do this all on my own"
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"No, I know"
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"- Fantastic eagle, buddy. - Yeah. I really feel like we nailed it."
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"Still, I'm going to see you all day."
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"I'm worried you did your goodbye too early."
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"It's all right. I can fix this."
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"We just have to match that initial goodbye intensity"
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"That's because I worked out this morning."
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"Oh, God, I love the feel of you."
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"J.D.: To hell with doing my goodbyes too early."
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"- You can't blame me for that. - No. That's too mean."
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"depending on how much that particular rant hurt me emotionally."
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""One" being something I could easily shrug off"
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"and "five" being something that still makes me want to cut myself."
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""Every hybrid car, every talk-show host, everything on the planet,"
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""everything that exists past, present and future"
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"Mom, he's not going to do that. Dr. Dorian?"
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"Well, it's just... Does wrestling count as hitting?"
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"Because my friend Turk and I sometimes wrestle and I really like that."
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"The last few weeks, it's like she's just checking out, and..."
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"- Don't think you need the "almost" part. - I'm very positive I won't."
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"- It will never happen. Sorry. - You a new doctor?"
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"- I'm Jewish. - Really? Shalom."
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"- What? - Never mind."
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"That good-evil thing was in my head because I was watching Unbreakable"
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"You don't say, "Muh-Night," it's "M-Knight." No "muh.""
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"Because we were bowling the other night and he says,"
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"Well, he took offense, got pissy, wouldn't talk to me for a good hour,"
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"Seems like a really gay piece of man-jewelry."
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"It is. It's also the penny that you put in the door eight years ago."
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"Could you stop doing that? It's... Nothing's going to happen."
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"or if he really needs more pain meds?"
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"Kidding! Guys, we don't ever stab."
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"- even for me. - Not really."
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"Nobody? Jo, it's funny."
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"I was just prepping these guys for you to take over."
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"Maybe you'd like to say a few words about how you and I got started."
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"Feels like that'll work out for everyone."
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"Reins are on the ground. Happy now?"
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"Or at least let me pass off the torch."
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"She has Huntington's disease?"
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"It causes you to lose control of your movement and mental ability."
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"It can also change your personality, like with your mom."
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"Oh, jeez."
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"no matter how much it sucks."
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"you have a 50-50 chance of having it, too."
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"Nothing substantial yet."
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"Could be in your seventies, like your mom, or..."
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"Is he the one with the broken ribs?"
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"Oh, come on. Focus. I suppose I could go get his chart,"
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"but I left it all the way downstairs."
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"Come on, man, you've got eight years of medical experience. Use it!"
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"What are you doing? You don't know what any diseases smell like."
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"- Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. - Of course you do. You reek of it."
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"I'm sorry."
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"with prettier ones from my apartment? Because if you're mad,"
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"You know, I've always said that I came to Sacred Heart a boy"
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"- Hey, relax. - They're sign-changers!"
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"- I hope you fall and die, Todd! - What a way to go!"
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"I don't know. I guess I thought there'd be a lot of heartfelt goodbyes."
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"We've got a code blue!"
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"- I'll take it, sir. - Have a great life, Dorian."
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"- Thank you. - Get as much tail as you can."
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"Atta girl!"
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"Okay."
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"Dr. Cox, I want something from you."
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"But alas, there's nothing in here on "Barking Up the Wrong Tree""
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"so I'm going to have to go ahead and wing it."
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"You want feelings to be shared. You want hugs to flow."
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"But that is not now, nor has it ever been who I am, and you know that."
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"If you put that down in the book later, give it a five."
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"Fair enough."
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"- Thanks, buddy. You're my bear. - I'm your bear."
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"and then I'm going to put this on TV."
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"And from now on, whenever I'm in the room,"
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"- You stick a penny in there? - No. I was just making small talk."
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"I thought we cared about each other..."
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"Oh! Please. If you didn't want to sleep with me,"
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"- you'd have done the same thing. - I'll tell you one thing."
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"The last thing in the world I want to do is sleep with you now."
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"See?"
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"- I can't believe today's my last day... - No morning sex."
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"We can kiss if you remembered to lay out mouthwash last night."
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"I did."
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"J.D.: Actually, I did not remember to water it down. At all."
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"Really well, actually."
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"I knew it. You want to know why? This is my bed."
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"I had it brought here because it's so comfortable."
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"So we live together."
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"Kind of, I guess."
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"- I feel like I should have been told. - Come on."
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