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Clips from Scrubs - My Last Chance (S04E04)

"so if you bring sarcasm my way, baby, prepare to be stung."
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"- Doesn't make sense. - It always makes sense."
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"his 24-hour mandatory service. Consider yourself suspended until you do."
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"Crab claw."
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"By pinching your arm I'm making you angry instead of overwhelmed"
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"I can't believe she's leaving."
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"I should explain."
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"Elliot did end up throwing Molly a goodbye party."
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"This is amazing, Elliot. Thank you."
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"I also had a pinata made to look exactly like you,"
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"Whoa, it's getting late."
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"My nephew Ryan is so cute. He's six."
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"Will you excuse me a moment?"
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"So your nephew's six, huh? That's a crazy age."
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"After the fire marshal closed down the bar,"
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"Some just went to bed."
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"God bless Molly Ringwald and this Molly."
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"Nah. How was it?"
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"He kept running to the kitchen to put ice on his tongue."
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"I always hated ice tongue. And sometimes his lips seem so greasy."
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"I wuv your widdle outfit."
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"Riding in an ambulance takes care of my community service,"
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"That's ambulance and date put together. I got a million of those."
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"Got you! You know it."
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"That ain't new, girl."
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"You don't get this rush at a normal job. You don't, you don't, you don't."
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"- Know what I'm saying? - You're saying you don't."
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"- I can't take my eyes off of him. - I don't blame you. He's gorgeous."
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"I wish we had more time together. I do."
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"When we started school, the first day, he cried, the second day, I cried,"
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"Hey, it's your last night. You want to grab a beer or something?"
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"You were saying?"
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"Look, I'm sorry, but I'm attracted to damaged, dysfunctional people,"
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"and you're just too normal."
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"in a position my father'd describe as "the jackhammer"."
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"and no matter how I try, I can't stop constantly narrating my life."
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"that every one of my relationships is a journey of self-sabotage"
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"that ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair."
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"Boy, I tell you what there, Jordan. I'm sure glad that shift is..."
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"Was it 14 or 15 sneezes?"
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"so I pulled strings so that we could get the old band back together."
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"- You've always wanted to be in a band. - Get out of town!"
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"Well, laissez les bons temps rouler. Translation: Let the good times roll."
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"No. But you won't know until after."
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"You need to clear it with one person first."
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"Oh, what's the matter, J. D? Freezer got your tongue?"
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"- That doesn't even make any sense. - So's your face."
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"But I'll write you a note."
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""J.D. May fornicate with anyone.""
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"OK, Sasha. Let's see what your new engine can do."
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"I got my son Davey a Ken Griffey Jr card."
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"Gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum!"
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"Doug, that's for..."
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"I'm in possession of a note that'd give me permission to have sex"
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"What are you doing?!"
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"98. Is that a good number?"
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"Let's get this show on the road!"
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"just kind of get acclimated with this area."
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"Tid, tid, tid, tid..."
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"I don't understand what the big deal is. It's just sex."
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"It's not just sex. It's sex with Molly."
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"- Yeah. This is much better. - I agree, but my legs are cramping."
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"Just precious."
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"And just keep your eye on the road. What do you say?"
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"don't sweat the roads. I know 'em like the back of my hand."
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"Oh, Per, I think I'm hurt."
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"Ouch."
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"Elliot, we're in front of Molly's apartment."
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"It's not my wife, is it, Debbie?"
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"If you come in, you have to take your shoes off."
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"Sorry about your collarbone."
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"- Would you sign it for me? - Sure thing, Per."
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"Have you ever had a thought that you didn't immediately verbalise?"
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"Well, I don't know. That's a tough one, Per."
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"I'll be honest with you. I'm worried I'm not going to be able"
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"to get your voice out of my head. It is a very real concern."
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"Only my will to live. Why?"
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"He's ten there. He'll always be that age to me."
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"I wish I had more time with him, though."
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"That's actually the reason I became one."
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"Thanks a lot."
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"I think you should stay. I'm off today."
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"Well, maybe this will change your mind."
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"Thanks."
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"I think the easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly."
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"Of course, it doesn't help if your friend is a diabolical genius."
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"- Have you ever had cutie-pie, Perry? - No, of course not."
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"I like it a la mode. I'm kidding."
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"I know it's not really pie. But I'll tell you, if it was really pie,"
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"I love pie! Oh, my God! It's my favourite!"
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"Doctor's comin'!"
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"What the?"
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"I know."
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"Get the feeling patients pretend to be sicker when we're around?"
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"Yeah. You know Mrs Wilson back there?"
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"She made her spleen pretend to rupture, and then she pretended to die."
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"I've held my tongue every time you've been a wiseacre."
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"Now that you've slept with my brother, we're even,"
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"- That's stupid. - So's your face. I'm on fire. Hello!"
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"Are you familiar with Sacred Heart's community service program?"
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"- and I look forward to your death. - You must not be familiar with it."
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"You're the only staff member not to have completed"
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"- I don't know. It was... - Crab claw."
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"- with sadness that I'm leaving. - You're leaving?"
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"Don't cry. You're gonna make me cry."
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"They're here. Ignite the tractor beam."
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"I should go. That's my 2.00."
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"Don't think you can drool over her cos you ranked me number one."
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"Baby, Nurse Tisdale's number one."
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"You gotta be single to be on the list."
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"Yes! Top 20!"
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"Look, we should really do something for Molly, like throw her a party."
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"I don't know, Elliot. Molly and I really aren't that close."
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"OK. A lot happened between that moment and this one."
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"but I don't know what happened to it."
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"Yes, baby, Molly is attractive, but she doesn't hold a candle"
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"to my Puerto Rican princess."
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"I was content to flirt in the corner."
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"The important thing about hospital get-togethers is don't do anything"
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"...cos he goes for a whole day, that he's grown-up. God, I love it."
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