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Clips from Scrubs - My Hero (S01E01)

"As for Ben, he actually responded to the chemo and went into remission."
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"What else we got?"
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"< French TeAm > www.V2.Frigorifix.com"
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"Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm about to do this."
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"What's wrong?"
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"- I lost my mop. - Really?"
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"I know that the nurses call you Sir Plunge-a-lot."
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"- I'm sure you don't know my name so... - John Michael Dorian."
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"Unless, of course, my patient is missing."
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"Where's my brother?"
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"I think it's great that you're going back to school."
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"Why would he wander off? Oh, maybe he went to a real hospital."
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"That's life-changing news. You can't be surprised if he's depressed."
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"OK!"
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"No, no, Ben! Seriously, Ben! Ben! No, come on, Ben!"
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"Eagle!"
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"You had enough?"
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"- Come on. - Don't you dare! Don't you dare! No!"
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"you take that picture, you'll be glad you're in a hospital. Help!"
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"- So wear underwear. - You know how I feel about underwear."
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"- knows how you feel. - Sweatpants years."
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"I don't like that much freedom down there. Makes me tingle in my giblets."
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"I'm a good intern, but when you're dealing with disease and family,"
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"an intern just doesn't cut it. What you need..."
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"...is a hero."
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"But, I didn't say any..."
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"If we're gonna beat this thing, and we damn sure are,"
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"- We're gonna be a team, team, team. - I hear you, Dr Cox."
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"I'm in."
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"I've got to go take care of some other patients."
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"I don't believe it. I didn't get tomorrow's Whipple procedure."
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"Calm down."
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"Listen. You've got to stop turning your medical training"
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"into some ego-driven contest. No one else is doing that."
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"Oh, I got the Whipple."
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"Suck it, Turk."
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"Can you tell me the treatment regimen for organophosphate toxicity, Dr Reid?"
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"I would give intramuscular epinephrine,"
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"then IV calcium gluconate, and emergency haemodialysis."
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"If I wanted you to give me three wrong answers in a row"
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"I would have just asked for ''the usual.''"
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"or you're a stammering know-nothing who doesn't belong in medicine."
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"Well spoken."
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"Jumpin' Jupiter, I do enjoy the tough love."
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"They probably like it too, whether they admit it or not."
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"''Oh, the old guy's so tough on me, but I love him.'' Right?"
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"They hate you from your hooves to the top of your pitchfork."
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"They hate you, dear God, they hate you good."
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"What're you laughing at?"
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"That ''hooves'' and ''pitchfork'' part."
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"- Why? - No reason."
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"- I got him to put his gown on. - He sure did."
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"And now my butt itches on account of this scratchy chair."
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"Congratulations. Your DiMaggio-like streak for saying nothing"
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"I didn't care about the abuse."
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"Ben, leukaemia is a petty, ugly illness"
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"unless absolutely necessary. Is that clear to you?"
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"Gotcha."
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"So, Doctor Wen."
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"You asked Bonnie to assist you with this Whipple procedure?"
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"Your first kiss was with Sarah Briggs"
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"You probably don't notice it yourself, but this hospital is a freak show."
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"This is my band."
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"We're all working from different departments in the hospital."
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"Including Pest Control Night Time Security"
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"That's... That's just great."
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"- at rounds this morning. - Oh, it's OK, sir."
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"Don't sign your name."
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"I can take it."
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"is quite a bit higher than we all expected. Around 80 percent."
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"That's bad, right? You want the number to be low, huh? Like in golf?"
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"Yes, exactly. Like in golf. Do you play?"
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"Oh, who the hell cares if he plays golf?"
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"I was bonding."
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"You're doing a good job too."
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"Who is this clown?"
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"- We need to start chemo. - When?"
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"This afternoon."
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"I'm afraid this afternoon doesn't work for me."
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"Ironically, I have a golf game to get to."
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"You gonna be there?"
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"I've got a thousand patients to look after, so no,"
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"- Oh, am I Kimmy? - No, I'm Kimmy."
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"Oh! Good."
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"What did you write on Kelso's evaluation?"
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"to once again apologise to you and the entire Asian community."
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"I'll pass it on at the next big meeting."
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"I wanna prep him for a pylorus sparing pancreaticoduodenectomy."
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"Ben seemed pretty down after you left,"
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"You're a lamb, but you don't have to."
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"- I don't mind. It's... - Newbie, stop."
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"It's funny how people handle bad news in different ways."
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"Time to get my soapy-soap on."
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"What chance do you give a guy with Ben's blast percentage? Huh?"
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"So, no thank you there, Johnny."
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"Others just walk away."
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"Chemotherapy looks harmless,"
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"Every time I got sick when I was a little kid,"
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"- Mom would get me a Tonka truck. - Yeah, so?"
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"He's always out the door if things get too real."
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"And start being real."
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"- He didn't bail. - If he did, he's a total wuss."
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"You wouldn't have to explain to me why, let's see..."
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"...''I'm most likely frustrated"
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"Dr Kelso, I did it because I didn't think that you'd know it was me"
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"You want to know the difference between you?"
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"You're not in the moment."
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"And as much as it pains me to say this, the Todd is."
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"Please. Just because I'm thorough"
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"and want to keep two Kelly clamps on"
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"so I can gain immediate haemostatic control doesn't mean I think too much."
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"- How are you doing this? - That's right, you run away!"
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"and I think the only reason you're not down at that hospital right now"
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"is that you're afraid."
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"I think you're right. I do."
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"That's partly because you've really gotten to know me this year,"
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"but mostly it's because, well..."
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"Don't tell me you've come here to reiterate things"
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"I've already said, because I know the things that I've said."
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"You've got to get back in the game, Coxie."
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