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Clips from The Simpsons - The Strong Arms of the Ma (S14E14)

"Hmm?"
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"...and this map of the most vulnerable parts of a man's body."
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"Oh, like, I'm gonna kick Chief Wiggum in the groin."
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"Okay, Marge, you can do this."
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"You've done it a thousand times before."
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"- Hi, Mrs. Simpson. - Aah!"
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"Oh, no. I pepper-sprayed Ralph."
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"Even my boogers are spicy."
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"Sorry."
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"There's nothing dangerous there except for the electrical wiring."
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"And you parked on top of the mailman."
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"It's okay. All part of the job."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I'll come right out and help you."
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"No, it'll tangle!"
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"Sorry, I can't go outside. I'll call for help."
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"No hurry, I got plenty to read."
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"Ooh, Twilight Zone Magazine. It..."
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"Oh, no, my glasses are broken."
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"I recommend watching this Lifetime Channel movie."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Create controlled situations where you can leave without pain or panic."
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"- I hope you like throwing dinner parties. - I do."
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"All right, just to the mailbox and back."
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"Now, Dr. Hibbert said to use a number from one to 10..."
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"...to describe how anxious you are."
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"Two, three, two..."
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"Don't worry. Everything is fine."
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"Not just a bug. It's the queen of something."
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"Ten, 10, 10."
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"Twelve. Fifteen. Seven hundred and three."
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"Oh, my goodness. It looks just like the Kwik-E-Mart."
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"Look, I'm the first to admit it. I don't write good parts for women."
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"I'm a robber."
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"Silly String!"
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"Kids, I'll find your mother. Dad, we're canceling the rest of the play."
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"- Marge? - I'm gonna sleep down here tonight."
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"- What if she doesn't? - We'll have to smoke her out."
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"Amen. Over."
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"Breaker, Bartman to shut-in. The big guy's asleep."
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"Please advise. Over."
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"Whack him with the hymnal. Over."
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"- Why, you little... - Oh, ha, ha, hi, Jesus. I was just..."
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"Wow, honey, eating dinner downstairs is great."
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"Isn't it, kids?"
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"The air hockey table makes passing the carrots a breeze."
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"No way, unh."
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"Yes way."
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"And all those feet going by the window are really creeping me out."
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"I loved that show because you always knew..."
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"Goodbye, kids."
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"Not crazy enough to have imaginary friends."
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"No one's ever gonna use them."
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"If you don't, the oven's not on."
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"Ten, 11, 12."
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"I can bench twice as much as when I started."
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"Mom."
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"I'm married to Joey Heatherton."
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"Ooh, you know what would zest up this hollandaise? A lemon."
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"- Actually, I'm gonna eat twice as much. - Excellent."
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"Uh, guys, Mom just left the basement."
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"She's in the backyard."
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"I got all the way out to the tree before I realized I'd left the house."
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"I don't have to go back inside."
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"I'm not afraid."
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"- All right, Mom. - Yay, Mom."
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"I'm not afraid."
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"Well, aren't you a super-duper recouper?"
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"Then you're not paying close enough attention."
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"Marge, that was amazing."
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"It's like I'm married to Shaft."
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"Chief, I think that's the guy who mugged her."
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"Yeah. She caught her own criminal unlike the rest of you lazy bones."
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"You're not gonna find those criminals looking at your feet, people."
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"Ruth Powers? My old neighbor?"
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"Oh, my goodness. Look at you."
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"I got this body in prison."
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"I was Miss Mexican Mafia three years in a row."
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"Ever thought of competing?"
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"Well, you could if you use these."
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"Steroids aren't drugs. They occur naturally in the body..."
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"But if you'd rather be weak and helpless..."
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"A little of this, a little of that."
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"Man, what am I smoking?"
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"Oh, yeah, pot."
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"Thanks, Mom."
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"Bye, kids."
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"Bye-bye."
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"I feel that illegal performance-enhancing drugs..."
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"...are too common these days. Rebuttal?"
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"Let's do it."
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"Uh, listen, my bulky flower..."
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"Kids, I made your lunches. They're on the table."
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"Huh? Why didn't mom make our lunch?"
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"Your mom has a lot of stuff to shave."
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"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow."
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"Ay caramba. I'm off women forever."
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"Support the arts."
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"This is the cheapest vacation you've ever taken me on."
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"The man who shot Liberty Valance"
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"He shot Liberty Valance"
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"Nice lady."
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"In second place, Marge Simpson."
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"Oh, man, this will just encourage her."
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"Quiet. Her muscular ears can hear us."
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"So then I popped my delts, clench and bam! Not a dry eye in the house."
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"I'm so proud of you, honey."
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"You bulked up but managed to keep your femininity."
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"Starting tomorrow, I'm gonna up my glyco load..."
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"- ...use a denser ripping gel... - Denser?"
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"I hear that."
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"Uh, listen, Marge... Um, how can I put this delicately?"
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"Everyone pile on Homer's wife."
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"Disco Stu should have disco ducked. Ow."
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"Marge."
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"...will give it a bath and send it on its way."
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"Oh, my gosh. You're right."
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"Club soda will get that blood out."
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"Whoa, Moe, wait a minute. Don't you have to buy insurance first?"
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"Oh, crap."
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"You know, I really do miss being a lady."
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