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Clips from The Simpsons - The Strong Arms of the Ma (S14E14)

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"D'oh! Ah!"
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"But this personal tragedy..."
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"Yeah. Everything must go. Even the painting of my nana."
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"Or should I say "deading" day?"
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"How the mighty have fallen..."
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"Sword baseball bat, sword rifle, sword pineapple..."
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"...sword sword sharpener, sword pie. It's..."
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"Do you need some assistance..."
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"You got any junk that will go up in value after you die?"
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"There's no way this junk is gonna fit in that car."
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"- Huh. Perfect. - But there's no room for you."
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"Hmm? Ooh!"
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"Oh!"
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"Ew! Mom, I think Maggie fudged her Huggies."
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"Bart, don't say it like that."
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"Aren't you?"
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"Fine. I'll just take this."
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"It's all my fault my wife got mugged."
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"There you have it, boys. Case closed."
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"I wanna know how soon you think you'll catch this guy."
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"Oh, boy, is this awkward."
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"Emergency whistle, pepper spray..."
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"Why is it Ned Flanders?"
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"Let's go home."
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"Mom, you didn't get the milk."
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"Marge, I'm afraid you've developed agoraphobia:"
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"A fear of leaving the home."
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"Marge, I suggest you slowly desensitize yourself to the fear of going outside."
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"What if I can't feel comfortable outside again?"
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"No one wants to eat dinner at a crazy lady's house. Get real."
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"Don't worry, Mom. This first time we'll only take a few steps outside."
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"- What the hell is that? - Eight."
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"Don't worry. I'll set fire to the hive."
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"Yup, but you're still safe at home."
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"After a few practice trips here..."
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"...the real Kwik-E-Mart will be a piece of cake."
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"- Now, Bart will play Apu. - Mm-hm."
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"- Aah! Help! - All this does is shoot bubbles."
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"What play? What the hell is he talking about?"
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"- I roger that big time. - D'oh!"
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"Bye, Mom."
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"I'm sending the cat up with your lunches."
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"Why did Homer buy those?"
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"Hmm."
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"Three, four and five eggs."
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"And look at my abs."
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"I'm stronger than I've ever been."
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"- Woo-hoo! - Woo-hoo!"
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"- You? - What you been up to? Living in fear?"
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"Wow."
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"You know, another 4 inches on your neck and you'd look pretty hot."
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"I don't have those kind of muscles."
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"Steroids?"
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"I can't take drugs."
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"...like sweat or tumors."
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"But aren't there side effects?"
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"No, no."
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"I feel good with no repercussions."
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"Bulkanoids for my lats, Miso-Max for my delts..."
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"Ha, ha, your mom changed."
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"Hey, hot stuff. I've got a competition tomorrow."
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"- I could use a good luck snuggle. - I'd rather talk about our feelings."
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"- ...I have an early day tomorrow... - I wasn't asking."
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"The iron maidens."
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"Yeah, that's rad, that's rad, yeah."
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"All right. Yeah. Yeah!"
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"I'm tired of her criticizing my saggy glutes."
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"And that's why I didn't win."
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"Sorry, sir. Sorry."
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"- Maybe death will stop your yammering. - Marge, easy."
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"Huh? Huh? Huh?"
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"I'd sure like to go home and have Jiffy Pop with her."
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"Steroids have turned me into everything I hate."
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"Let's go home, sweetie."
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"Ready for a real workout, Marge?"
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"...who surprisingly has filed for bankruptcy."
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"Rainier, what went wrong?"
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"Three divorces in three months."
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"What can I say, Kent? I'm a romantic."
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"This was done on her wedding day."
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"...into my price range. I wanna go there."
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"- Dad, we are there. - Woo-hoo!"
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"Oh, Rainier, I really don't think it's right to sell these Playdude centerfolds."
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"Zip it, Holy Joe."
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"Whoa, a sword cane."
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"Hey, what happened to the sword pie?"
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"What do I do now?"
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"Hey, look, a cyborg hand."
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"This could really come in useful."
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"Well, well, look who's gone Hollywood."
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"Nope, I'm good."
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"Hey, your early porno movies."
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"Oh, wait, are any of these hetero?"
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"What's there is there."
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"My first weight set."
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"The weights that changed you from a Bavarian cream puff..."
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"...to a mass of twitching muscles?"
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"They know you are talking about them."
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"Who's up for coconut oil?"
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"Don't worry."
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"This is what all those hours of playing Tetris were for."
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"No."
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"D'oh!"
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"I used it to carry Rob Schneider in the movie My Baby is an Ugly Man."
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"Shh. Time for sleep, little fatso."
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"Jeez, Louise."
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"How did you turn cinnamon applesauce into that?"
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"Don't try to pin this on me, sister."
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"Hello, Mrs. Homer."
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"Apu, where's your bathroom?"
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"Aah! That is the most pungent thing I've ever smelled and I am from India."
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"Don't worry. That sign is just a ruse, like all high voltage signs."
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"There's a happy baby. Aren't you?"
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"- It's not a purse. It's a diaper bag. - What?"
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"It looks like a purse, that's why I bought it."
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"- But it's really a... - Shut up!"
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"Mom, are you okay?"
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"Look, this really made me feel vulnerable."
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"Don't worry, Marge, I swear to you I'll put my best man on it."
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