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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Buys a Boat (S06E06)

"- The ones that flail around in the wind. - No, I don't. I look good."
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"No, Dee. That's exactly what you look like."
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"I promise you that's what you look like. You can't dance for shit."
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"I'm gonna bring one in so you can see it."
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"Okay. Why don't you bring the guy in. We'll have a dance competition."
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"I'm gonna be the judge of that contest."
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"There's not gonna be a contest. No, stop. Everybody stop. Shut up!"
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"No, nobody's bringing any trashy inflatable man on this boat."
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"Absolutely not. Dee, stop dancing."
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"You look like an asshole."
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"Okay, Dee, since you didn't invest any money in this venture..."
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"so I need you to get rid of all this shit, and make the boat look nice, okay?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hard work? What are you talking about?"
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"Or whatever it is."
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"You know what I'm looking forward to..."
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"- Is catching me some Delaware River catfish. - Oh, yeah!"
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"They are so tasty! I used to eat 'em when I was a kid."
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"You can't buy 'em in the stores no more."
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"- Why is that? - The goddamned E.P.A. They says they're toxic."
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"Toxic my ass. I mean, they're just endangered."
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"- Frank - - They're tasty, man."
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"This boat is the best investment I ever made, man. I mean, it's huge!"
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"We're gonna pop over to the boat store real quick and grab some, uh- Whoa!"
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"What the hell are you guys doing?"
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"- We're loading our gear. - No, no, no, no. You should not be loading."
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"No one should be bringing anything onto the boat."
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"You should be scraping, okay? So scrape."
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"Oh, well, we're gonna scrape the boat. We are gonna scrape the boat."
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"Are you patronizing me?"
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"Don't patronize me. Don't do that."
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"No one's patronizing you, all right? Here's what we'll do."
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"We'll scrape all these little delicious oysters..."
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"or whatever off the side of the boat."
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"We'll boil 'em up before you get back."
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"- We'll cook 'em for you. - There you go."
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"No, those are barnacles. Do not eat those. Do not serve them to us."
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"- Okay, all that. - Honestly, don't eat those."
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"- You'll get very, very sick, okay? - Yeah."
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"Now that is a direct order from your captain."
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"Whoa! Since when are you the captain?"
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"Clearly I'm the captain. Who else would be the captain?"
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"I feel like I would be the captain. Dennis?"
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"- I don't give a shit. - I'm captain! I called it! Locked in."
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"- I ain't scraping shit. - No, we're not scraping!"
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"- We're gonna fire up the boat, right? - Yeah."
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"- And shrimp. - And shrimpies!"
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"- Toss me the keys. - Here you go."
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"What the hell was that?"
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"It's the keys. I threw 'em right at ya."
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"I asked you to toss 'em! You threw 'em overhand!"
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"- That's the way I throw. - Jump in there and get 'em."
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"- I'm not going in there. I don't sink. - What?"
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"Don't give me lines. Jump in the ocean and get the damn keys."
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"No, I'm not going in."
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"You son of a bitch."
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"All right."
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"Yo. - Hey, buddy."
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"Uh, I got us some turpentine, some wax and some high-gloss boat paint."
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"- This shit is really expensive. - You're telling me."
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"I picked us up some new slacks and Docksiders..."
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"so we could have the right look and fit in and everything."
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"We're running pretty low on remaining dick towel money though."
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"- We got to fill that thing up with gas. - I know, man."
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"We got to pop by the department store, pick up the mattress."
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"I want to get a nice one too. You know?"
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"The what? The mattress? What do we need a mattress for?"
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"What do you mean what do we need a mattress for?"
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"Why do you think we just spent all that money on a boat?"
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"The whole purpose of buying the boat..."
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"was to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside..."
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"so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck..."
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"and, you know, they can't refuse -"
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"because of the implication."
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"Oh. Uh, okay."
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"You had me going there for the first part."
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"The second half kind of threw me."
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"Well, dude, think about it."
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"She's out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows."
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""Ah, there's nowhere for me to run."
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"What am I going to do, say no?""
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"Okay. That -"
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"- That seems really dark. - No, it's not dark. You're misunderstanding me, bro."
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"- I think I am. - Yeah, you are."
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"- Because if the girl said no, then the answer obviously is no. - No."
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"The thing is, she's not gonna say no."
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"She would never say no, because of the implication."
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"Now, you've said that word "implication" a couple of times."
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"Wh-What implication?"
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"The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me."
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"Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her..."
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"but she's thinking that they will."
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"But it sounds like she doesn't want to have sex with you."
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"- Why aren't you understanding this? - I don't -"
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"She doesn't know whether she wants to have sex with me. That's not the issue."
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"- Are you gonna hurt women? - I'm not going to hurt these women."
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"- Why would I ever hurt these women? - I don't know."
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"- I feel like you're not getting this. - I'm not getting it."
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"Goddamn."
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"Don't you look at me like that. You certainly wouldn't be in any danger."
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"- So they are in danger? - No one's in any danger."
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"How can I make that any more clear to you?"
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"- You know what? Just drop it. - Let's drop it."
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"Buy your shit and let's get out of here."
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"Oh, Charlie. Charlie, you got 'em?"
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"- No keys. Can't find 'em. - What?"
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"I found a couple cool things. - What?"
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"- I got a tooth. - Ooh, look at that."
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"- It's like a horse's tooth or something. - Ah, yeah."
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"And look at this bullet."
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"Ooh! This is a war relic."
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"This could be valuable."
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"What the hell happened down there? Some kind of horse massacre?"
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"- Could be. - Could be, right?"
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"- Yeah. - There's so much cool shit down there..."
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"I'm gonna keep diving, looking for it."
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"I need a flashlight 'cause it's dark."
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"Flashlight coming up."
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"Just toss it to me real quick."
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"- Come on, man. - I throw overhand, Charlie. Ooh."
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"# Drop #"
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