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Clips from Frasier - Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast (S01E01)

"please bear in mind that your husband is a coroner."
Frasier
"Why do you think that's so?"
Frasier
"We're just having a drink."
Frasier
"and considering my track record lately, I'd expect your support."
Frasier
"Why do I tell you anything?"
Frasier
"Oh, no thank you. I have everything under control."
Frasier
"but it's a chore to get him to do his exercises."
Frasier
"Oh, my goodness!"
Frasier
"Dr Crane, can you get up?"
Frasier
"I have a sore head and a crackerjack lawyer, so don't crowd me."
Frasier
"Oh, come on, Camille. I need to talk to you."
Frasier
"Please."
Frasier
"Oh, all right. So, does this mean you're hoping to get lucky?"
Frasier
"I do."
Frasier
"I'm sorry, he sees things that others don't."
Frasier
"- What do you say? - Terrific."
Frasier
"Morning. I want to thank you again for the show last night."
Frasier
"Traditional English breakfast."
Frasier
"...when he could ask the date herself."
Frasier
"Did you play some games? I mean, board games."
Frasier
"- What the hell is wrong with you? - I don't know!"
Frasier
"That's always lovely to hear."
Frasier
"(Awkward silence)"
Frasier
"I mean, well, how you... light it. Well, how you like to light it."
Frasier
"Oh, banger, Dad?"
Frasier
"I'm sorry, Dad. It just caught me off guard."
Frasier
"Oh, that's OK, I should have warned you, but..."
Frasier
"You're back on the beat!"
Frasier
"'you can't shove them back in the womb.'"
Frasier
"Take me as an example."
Frasier
"possessed with the hereditary Crane good looks."
Frasier
"It's time we embraced that, right?"
Frasier
"'Sorry, I've got to go. I'm hearing noises from the guest room.'"
Frasier
"we will pause for these messages."
Frasier
"Live long and prosper."
Frasier
"Good evening everyone."
Frasier
"I'll be going to me room right now."
Frasier
"- You mean about you and Elaine? - Damn right! I was so embarrassed!"
Frasier
"I thought you'd get a kick out of it."
Frasier
"Knock it off. Elaine won't even talk to me any more."
Frasier
"Don't you think she's overreacting a little?"
Frasier
"She won't go out or answer the phone."
Frasier
"I caused the problem, so I'll take care of it."
Frasier
"'l know no one likes the sound of their own voice, especially on tape,"
Frasier
"'it doesn't sound as good as in their own head."
Frasier
"'but then I say things that don't make a lot of sense."
Frasier
"'l hate my voice so much,"
Frasier
"'l don't like his voice much either but it's better than mine."
Frasier
"I will never do that again, well, except for this time."
Frasier
"(# "Moon River" plays)"
Frasier
"a very romantic dinner. Thanks, Elaine."
Frasier
"The champagne is chilled, a platter of hors d'Ã…"uvres..."
Frasier
"I'd better set an extra place at the table, then."
Frasier
"- It's 8:00 and I'm still a pumpkin. - It is two minutes to 8:00. Relax."
Frasier
"She probably didn't hear your show."
Frasier
"- Does this tie go with the jacket? - You look smashing."
Frasier
"- Did Elaine show up or not? - Who are you?"
Frasier
"- That's kind. - I'm Marjorie from 11,"
Frasier
"- What's going on out here? - Oh, is this Martin?"
Frasier
"(Crowd) Oh!"
Frasier
"People, don't you have lives of your own?"
Frasier
"(Elevator bell)"
Frasier
"I should never have come up. Nothing's changed."
Frasier
"is about to embark on a night of romance,"
Frasier
"in the prime of our lives, with nothing to do on a Saturday night."
Frasier
"The answer to our problems might be right under our noses."
Frasier
"♪ Tossed salads and scrambled eggs"
Frasier
"♪ Scrambled eggs all over my face What is a boy to do? ♪"
Frasier
"Though washing one's hands 20 to 30 times a day IS obsessive-compulsive,"
Frasier
"Ethan is having a problem at school."
Frasier
"- Hello, Ethan. I'm listening. - 'Hi, Dr Crane.'"
Frasier
"- How old are you? - 'I'm 13."
Frasier
"'I'm having problems with the other kids."
Frasier
"They're always beating me up.'"
Frasier
"'I'm in the astronomy club and I hate sports.'"
Frasier
"Well, the other children are just acting out of jealousy and immaturity."
Frasier
"I know it doesn't help much now"
Frasier
"but the day will come when you will have the last laugh."
Frasier
"'That's it?'"
Frasier
"Yes."
Frasier
"'l find that advice patronising, simplistic and uninspired."
Frasier
"'The real surprise here is they pay you to dole out this balloon juice.'"
Frasier
"- Ethan, where are you calling from? - 'Home.'"
Frasier
"If any of Ethan's classmates are listening..."
Frasier
"Thank you for your call."
Frasier
"That's about it for today. This is Frasier Crane KACL talk radio, 780AM."
Frasier
"- That was a pretty good show, eh? - Sure, whatever you say."
Frasier
"- Got another one of your hot dates? - If you must know, yes."
Frasier
"- Pick you up outside in five minutes? - Great. Thanks, Noel."
Frasier
"Noel, the Mole?"
Frasier
"I know he's not great-looking, I know he drives a '73 Dodge Polaris,"
Frasier
"The world's full of superficial guys."
Frasier
"He's got a good heart, he's smart, he's substantial,"
Frasier
"Does Noel still have that autographed picture of Captain Kirk in his cubicle?"
Frasier
"Knock, knock! Can I be of any assistance?"
Frasier
"Mind if I linger? I've always been sort of a kitchen person."
Frasier
"Suit yourself. I like the company."
Frasier
"So how is Dad's therapy going?"
Frasier
"We can see more mobility in his hip and his flexibility is improving,"
Frasier
"But if I bribe him with sweets..."
Frasier
"No, I'll stay here for a few minutes."
Frasier
"Niles, what are you doing?"
Frasier
"- He conked his head on the hood. - You are shameless!"
Frasier
"- Here, put this on it. - You've been wonderful in this crisis."
Frasier
"I'm having a young lady over on Friday."
Frasier
"- Could you take Dad out? - I wish you'd said Saturday."
Frasier
"You have plans Friday? - No, I have plans Saturday."
Frasier
"Please, nobody refers to having sex as "getting lucky" any more."
Frasier
"- Hello, boys. - (Both) Hi, Dad."
Frasier
"Would you like to join Maris and me Friday night?"
Frasier
"We're dying to try the new rib joint on Bellevue Way."
Frasier
"Thanks, but I thought I'd just spend a quiet evening at home."
Frasier
"We'll make dinner and we'll even rent an Angie Dickinson film."
Frasier
"What's going on? Frasier wants me out of here because he's got a date?"
Frasier
"I should have asked you myself."
Frasier
"I'll clear out, but remember,"
Frasier
"one hand washes the other around here."
Frasier
"- What does that mean? - You can clear out for me Thursday."
Frasier
"How long has this been going on?"
Frasier
"She's had me over for coffee. I'd like to have her over for dinner."
Frasier
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