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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Reynholm vs Reynholm (S04E04)

"No."
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"Remind me?"
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"IT. Relationship manager."
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"Ah. Well then I probably shouldn't have told you any of that."
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"Anyway..."
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"I want to divorce her right now."
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"Now's too late. Before now."
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"In fact, I want to have already divorced her, is that possible?"
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"Yes, but you're a relationship manager, and this is a relationship!"
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"Well, erm..."
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"Kind of. I changed my Friendface profile from "married""
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"to "it's complicated"."
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"Please break up with my vanishing, car cleaning wife!"
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"- I don't want to do it! - I don't want to do it!"
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"I'll give you... I don't know... £10,000."
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"Who are you again?"
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"I'm with the IT department at Reynholm Industries."
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"Sorry, I thought I was meeting my husband."
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"Mr. Reynholm asked me to convey a... a message to you."
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"Mrs. Reynholm."
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"Who are you?"
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"- No. - Mrs. Reynholm."
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"Sometimes there is a day and then there is a night."
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"Sometimes there is a morn, and then there is an eve."
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"babies are born, but..."
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"Lawyers exist."
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"What are you trying to say?"
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"Let me guess. My husband wants to leave me"
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"and he paid you a large amount of money to spare him the embarrassment of facing me."
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"Yes, but I'm not going to take the money... I feel sick."
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"Of course you do, you're a normal person."
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"You're not upset?"
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"No, because I'm not a normal person."
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"You see, what you're trying to do here but can't..."
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"If the tables were turned, I wouldn't find it difficult at all."
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"In fact, it's how I met his first wife."
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"I have to spend the afternoon with Douglas."
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"Somehow I've been drafted into his legal eagle fantasy."
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"Have you ever spent any serious time with that man?"
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"He's unbelievable! You should hear the way he talks about women."
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"Oh yeah, he's some piece of work. He's like a sexy Hitler."
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"I mean, I don't expect to put on a pedal stool,"
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"I'm sorry, you don't expect to be put on a what?"
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"On a pedal stool."
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"A pedal stool?"
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"Oh, you know, you put women on it"
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"Oh yeah, the famous phrase, "to be put on a pedal stool"."
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""Pedestal"!"
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"What?"
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""Pedestal" is the word!"
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"What's a "pedal stool"?!"
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"Did you really think there was such a thing as a pedal stool?"
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"Shut up, everyone has blind spots."
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"Can you help me sort through all this legal crap, please, Moss?"
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"I'd rather not. I've not had good experiences with the legal system."
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"How come?"
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"Well, when I was 11, I broke the patio window, and my mother sued me."
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"She sued you?"
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"Yeah, to teach me a lesson."
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"Can you even do that, can you sue your children?"
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"It was kind of a show trial in the kitchen."
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"She made a little gallery for the cat."
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"Aw... What happened?"
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"She won."
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"I'm still paying costs."
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""Pedal stool"!"
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"You can't be serious!"
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"Oh, we're quite serious, Mr. Reynholm."
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"Bloody blast, this is up my arse!"
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"That is the amount, it is not up for negotiation."
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"Balls from hell, you shit-twins!"
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"Calm down, Mr. Reynholm."
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"Bollocks to be telling me to calm down, my old chap."
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"She wants 220 titty million quid and you tell me to calm down!"
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"You're fired."
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"I'm not your lawyer."
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"I'm not your lawyer."
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"You sit there, all confident."
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"Yeah? But when this goes to Court, that's when the talking stops."
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"Mr. Reynholm,"
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"there might actually be more talking in Court,"
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"- Oh, I see. - Sorry."
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"But I tell you this, behind those shades, she's terrified."
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"One thing you should know about me, Jen..."
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"When I put my mind to something, it gets done."
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"Representing myself is the kind of challenge I relish."
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"Well, you'll have to do a lot of preparation."
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"Bring it on!"
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"It's my suit. I made it myself. Took me a few days!"
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"How did you find time to prepare for the trial?"
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"How did I what?"
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"Mrs. Reynholm, you say that in the short time you were married,"
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"you became indispensable to Mr. Reynholm..."
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"In what way were you indispensable?"
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"- That's not an expression? - No."
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"You got the brush,"
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"you applied toothpaste to it,"
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"you moved it into his mouth..."
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"and moved your hand up and down."
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"Well, if I didn't do it, he wouldn't do it."
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"Make a note... "brush teeth"."
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"Now, you're asking for quite a large amount."
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"I think it is an appropriate amount."
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"Bollocks."
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"I would ask you to refrain from using that kind of language in my courtroom."
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"And which word in particular do you object to, your honour?"
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"Could you read it back?"
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""Bollocks"."
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"Don't read it back!"
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"Why do you say it is an appropriate amount?"
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"Mr. Reynholm caused me great distress."
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"I'm entitled to some restitution."
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"Besides, it's not as if he ever put the money to good use."
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"As the film proves."
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"Your honour, may I present the central exhibit to our case..."
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"It is, I'm afraid, a sex tape."
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"A sex tape?"
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"Which one?"
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"The alien craft appears to have dropped its shields."
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"Thank you, Female Chekhov!"
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