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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Greg Pikitis (S02E02)

"Did he have an accomplice? I mean, did he have help?"
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"How did that little turd do it?"
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"Ugh, this kid makes me crazy."
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"Every Halloween someone defaces the statue"
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"Uh, just to remind you, tonight, 7:00, my house, in costume."
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"Cool. Okay."
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"What's going on, cupcake? Excited about the party tonight."
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"Jerry already told me."
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"What time does it start?"
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"In a way, that's a compliment."
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"It takes us, like, 10 days to clean his mess up."
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"Jerry! Relax. Here."
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"He wasn't Superman."
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"Were you listening to what I just said?"
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"Knock his head off if you have to."
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"Don't do that. Don't do that."
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"No. No."
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"Now, I have a part-time job. I'm gonna make $32 tonight."
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"Nope, you are right on time."
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"I like your costume."
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"It was one of my favorite books when I was a kid."
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"Right."
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"Normally, I hate working on Halloween,"
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"Sorry it's a little bit lame right now. But we'll get it going."
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"Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are?"
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"I loved Andy."
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"This is his calling card. This is what he leaves all his victims."
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"Didn't need to tell me that."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"Nobody said torture."
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"Hi. Thank you so much for inviting us. Yes, hi. Sure."
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"Looks like Andy's wearing him down. Shut up!"
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"I mean, there's no way that two different people"
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"No, no."
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"Get this furniture out of here, y'all, we're making a dance floor."
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"You can't just hold a 16-year-old kid against his will."
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"then you're going away for a long time. It won't."
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"No. I'm calling your shift commander."
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"Monday morning, I am calling your boss."
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"Where are you going?"
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"Damn, that's good. Nice party."
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"Thanks."
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"No way. I mean, you got me a job"
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"You wanna get out of here? Go back to my place?"
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"So, you wanna get out of here, go back to my place?"
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"until proven guilty in this country."
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"Yeah, she's pretty great, right?"
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"Yeah. I don't know how you landed that chick, but she's awesome."
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"About to head home and have crazy sex."
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"How did you get into the Parks Department? I have to know."
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"- Wow, you're amazing. - Hey!"
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"He's a minor. Well, we'll let the jury decide."
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"he's a minor. Dave, just let me have this."
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"Yeah. That is amazing."
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"How is someone gonna be able to get through that door?"
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"And all the trees and all the benches."
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"This is a peach pit."
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"I do."
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"So, you kind of dropped the ball with Andy then, didn't you?"
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""Crappy Hallowieners. " That's hilarious. Where's the kid?"
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"Look, I'm not gonna torture this kid."
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"Well, we were trying to question him about this vandalism."
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"he ran back into a burning building"
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"And she made out with me in my cop car, which is pretty neat."
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"Looks like it's open."
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"Don't worry about it. We can fix this. Totally."
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"It's so quiet."
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"Ann, do you have any Mounds? Because all I can find are Almond Joys."
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"Uh, William Percy. One of Pawnee's greatest mayors."
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"and pick up my costume. Got it."
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"Yeah, he did. And we need a confession."
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"His mom's gonna be here soon. Please, Dave, just arrest him."
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"Which, after tonight, will be $39."
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"but it's nice hanging out with Leslie."
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"I'm gonna take this home. Nobody was drinking it, so I'm gonna take it."
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"I don't know who to call about you..."
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"to play his mother and bail him out."
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"Dude. That kid is amazing."
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"Dude. Thank you so much."
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"James Bond super villain criminal mastermind."
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"Thank you. Ends today."
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"Yeah, it's perfect."
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"Okay. Well, if you destroy him early, please come by."
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"It was amazing."
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"I hate suspect."
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"It was Pikitis."
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"Okay. Andy and I are going to take a walk."
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"This is not a stripper. It's my wife, Wendy. You remember her?"
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"That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard."
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"I would be frightened to live in a town"
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"I didn't."
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"Hey. Ron."
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"You just grab the toilet paper,"
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"Wait, wait! Wait, wait! This is fun! This is fun! What do I do?"
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"- Make sure you... - I need more, man."
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"I mean, we were here all afternoon. How did he get in?"
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"Oh, thanks. Raggedy Ann."
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