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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Greg Pikitis (S02E02)

"they're gonna have to get a bone marrow transplant tomorrow?"
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"They look miserable. This party's a disaster."
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"No, it's not. Yes, it is."
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"Give us a second."
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"I'm gonna go finish him off."
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"Why don't you just shut up for a second?"
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"What's going on in here?"
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"He's a jerk. He's being such a jerk."
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"That's an awful thing to say to a human being!"
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"Are you crying?"
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"I'm allergic to jerks!"
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"Okay. Andy, out."
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"What's that? I think you know what that is."
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"When I came to visit you at the school, you were eating a peach."
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"Then my office gets vandalized,"
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"and somebody leaves a peach pit on my desk?"
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"Wow, you nailed me."
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"I know you did this. I don't care what you say."
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"I don't care that you were in the parking lot all night."
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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"How did you know that I was in the parking lot all night?"
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"Because I followed you, genius!"
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"If you followed me all night then you know that it wasn't me."
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"Knope, what is your problem?"
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"Look, I have been very civil."
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"But I will waterboard you."
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"I don't think she would make a good cop."
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"that she's the cop of, frankly."
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"Ann, do you want me to liven things up or not?"
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"Course I do. All right, then relax."
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"Come on, y'all. Put the turkey wraps down. We're about to get wild."
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"Ron Swanson's in the building, y'all!"
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"Just handcuff him to something."
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"Greggy? Greg!"
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"- Gregsy! - Mom!"
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"Mrs. Pikitis? Hi, I'm Leslie Knope, this is Officer Sanderson."
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"Bert Macklin, FBI."
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"Peach pit? His DNA is all over it, I assume."
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"We don't know that. We can get it tested."
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"We can't. And if it matches your DNA,"
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"Is this a joke?"
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"Fine. And if any of you ever come near my son again,"
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"Come on, honey."
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"Let them think they've lost us. Then we're..."
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"I gotta go tell my boss why I illegally detained a teenager."
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"It's just... It's just bad police work."
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"Tonight, the "T" in T-Pain stands for Tom Haverford!"
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"Nurses versus doctors. On my mark,"
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"- three, two, one. - Go!"
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"Thanks."
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"Kids are kids. Everybody does stupid stuff like this in high school."
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"Yeah, but you were probably a nerd, though, huh?"
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"Look at you now. You're the coolest person I've ever met."
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"and you're helping me turn my life around."
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"I go home when you go home."
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"and just making sure people obey the city code."
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"What? No. I'm dating Ann."
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"Let's celebrate you passing the test, over a drink, at my place."
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"Hello, Wendy."
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"Well, you and Tom really turned the party around."
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"And I just want to say thank you for not telling anyone."
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"All that socialized medicine up there."
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"Wendylicious. Where have you been?"
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"And we'll invite you to the divorce party."
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"Huh, maybe Greg is innocent."
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"who's tormenting me."
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"Maybe."
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"I believe that you're innocent"
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"That's the cornerstone of democracy."
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"Sure."
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"And I kind of wanna TP his house."
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"Let's do it."
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"unroll it a little bit like this,"
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"This is for Mayor Percy! This is for the Parks Department office!"
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"You're the man, Swanson. Thanks for coming."
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"I don't even know what to say. Don't mention it."
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"Also, Tom, your wife is super cool. So, well done."
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"Nice work. You're lucky."
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"Hi, you ready to go? Yes."
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"All right. Thank you so much. We had so much fun."
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"Bye, thank you."
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"That's cool. I don't..."
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"Yeah!"
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"Five-O! Five-O!"
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"Oh, boy."
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"That's them, Officer! Right there!"
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"Oh, my God. Oh, no."
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"I'm so sorry, I think we have the wrong house."
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"Why are you doing this?"
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"It's really hard to explain,"
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"but we were trying to get revenge on this kid, Greg Pikitis,"
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"and we thought this was his house,"
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"but I guess we got the address wrong."
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"I'm Greg's mom."
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"You are? Yes."
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"Did he hire a fake mom again, to get him out of trouble?"
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"What? Whenever he gets in trouble,"
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"Oh, that little SOB!"
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"Greg! Gregory!"
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"I knew it!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Hey! - Yeah!"
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"- Let them go! - Yeah!"
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"Stay on the leader!"
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"Maybe the FBI can figure it out."
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"I'm not even in the FBI, stupid."
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"You're going to jail for a very long time."
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"You can't... He's not gonna go to jail, you know."
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"Then the judge will decide where he goes."
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"Look. He's going to do probation,"
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"Wow. Nice work, Knope."
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"Thanks. But the thing that's driving me nuts is, how did he do it?"
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"If you destroy him early, please come by."
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"I will."
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"Oh! What the... Are you..."
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"First of all, we always lock the doors when we leave."
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"And Dave and I tailed Pikitis"
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"from the moment he left his house at 7:00 p.m."
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"to the moment we came back here."
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"Does he have a lookalike or something?"
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