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Clips from American Dad! - Return of the Bling (S05E05)

"Our next gathering is in a few weeks. Why don't you come with me and see for yourself?"
American Dad!
"Fine! I'll go and I'll call you on your nonsense!"
American Dad!
"Good! I normally take my barber as my plus one."
American Dad!
"But lately Phil's been on this corduroy kick."
American Dad!
"I-I mean, what-what do you do?"
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"What-What- What's to be done?"
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"# She say I Mr. Romantic #"
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"Hey, Reginald. [Kisses]"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, I got back from a C. I.A. mission last night."
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"Stan said I could pop in and make myself at home."
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"You know, use y'all's laundry, shower, maybe spark up a- [Inhaling]"
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"I'm sorry. I don't..."
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"Oh, I thought you partook. Never mind. Boop! Press "delete.""
American Dad!
"You know what they never heard of there?"
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"Hi-damn-C."
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"Got some yak juice squirting out of some goat."
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""You want some figs? You want some cheese?""
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"[Francine] "Dear Reginald, I didn't want to interrupt you..."
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"but I really had to go to the bathroom. Love, Francine.""
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"Did you put my dress in the dryer?"
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"Oh, yeah, I did. It was no problem."
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"You shrunk it! I was gonna wear it tonight!"
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"Lan is gonna like that tight on you. Showcase your bits!"
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"Just stay away from me."
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"Whoo! She hate me. Like the deserts hate the rain."
American Dad!
"How much did that fake sign set you back?"
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"- ##[Muzak] - [Elevator Bell Dings]"
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"Not bad for a La Quinta."
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"A sign-in table. Nice touch, Roger."
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"I guess you'll never ask me to be your plus one!"
American Dad!
"[Sobbing]"
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"You're fat, Helen!"
American Dad!
"Who wants their neck sliced open? [Laughs]"
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"That's Jim Craig and Mark Johnson."
American Dad!
"There's Mike Eruzione!"
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"##[Fanfare]"
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"Roger is my hero."
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"Aah! Stan, who the hell are you talking to?"
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"Are you just sitting in the dark watching me?"
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"Oh, God! Were you yanking it over my sleeping form?"
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"[Snoring]"
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"You always get what you want, don't you, Helen? Bravo."
American Dad!
"Little more cereal? Top off your java?"
American Dad!
"Oh, looks like that article continues on page 10."
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"Just because he won a hockey game 30 years ago, he's suddenly your hero?"
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"Yes, Steve. What did your hero "Legoman" ever win?"
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"It's Legolas! You mispronounced it just to aggravate me."
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"Roger, I am so sorry for how I treated you all these years."
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"- Stan, don't worry about it. - I want you to punch me in the face!"
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"[Chuckles] I'm not gonna punch you in the face."
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"I want you to hurt me to make up for how I treated you."
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"Sorry again about the whole cheek thing. I didn't mean to..."
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"A glory hole in my face."
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"[Breaks Wind]"
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"You're so great."
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"May I?"
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"Hayley Mills, America's original sweetheart."
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"Come on, it's been a whole week."
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"You still mad at Reggie?"
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"Look, how about a peace offering?"
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"You like music? You like Shaggy? "Shaggy!""
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"- No. - Yes, you do. Everybody likes Shaggy."
American Dad!
"That's why he playing the fairgrounds. Me and you are going."
American Dad!
"You don't seem to get it. I don't like you."
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"- Uh-huh. - The night before the game with Czechoslovakia..."
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"Uh-huh."
American Dad!
"So the next day on the ice, the guys started sweating and their scalps started to burn."
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"- Oh, man! - But the best part was..."
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"and put on the ointment ones by accident!"
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"So he's going crazy with his head all burning up!"
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"[Laughs]"
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"And of course, I couldn't feel a thing because of all the steroids I was on."
American Dad!
"Steroids?"
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"Rob McClanahan, the U.S. hockey team is on a roll no one expected."
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"Well, you know we're all about the team."
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"We focus on fundamentals and listen to what coach tells us."
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"- The team was on steroids? - Not the team, just me."
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"I couldn't get on the ice without my old Uncle Roi... d."
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"I don't believe this!"
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"This is the only thing I need to dangle to get the ladies."
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"You cheated!"
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"Yes, of course I cheated. It's what I do best."
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"That and this."
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"# Do do do do, do do do Byoo-byoo #"
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"[Clanging]"
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"[Sobbing]"
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"Thought I heard you in here."
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"Having a good old-fashioned night cry, huh?"
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"You want Mr. Cryceratops?"
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"- [Sobbing] - That's right. Feed him your tears."
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"Yes. You're good with him."
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"The team never should have won that gold medal."
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"I don't know what to do. Do I tell people the truth?"
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"That one of the greatest moments in American history has been a lie?"
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"That's it."
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"I have to go ask the one true hero I have left what he thinks I should do."
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"Ronald Reagan."
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"- But he's dead. - Dead, but not unreachable."
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"Like Gandalf the Grey when he came back as Gandalf the White!"
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"Oh, Son, every day with you is a punch in the nads."
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"And that's my situation, Mrs. Reagan."
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"So I need to know, what would Ronnie do?"
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"Well, let's ask him."
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"[Gibberish]"
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""Medal... back.""
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"When will these idiots leave me alone?"
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"People coming here all hours of the day wanting to talk to Ronnie."
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"You don't get paid to ask questions, Paul."
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"Now... service me."
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"[Muttering]"
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"Just spoke to the pilot."
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"We should be landing at the International Olympic Committee headquarters in Switzerland..."
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"- in a half hour. - So, Roger, you're okay with giving your medal back?"
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"Look, when Stan first told me, sure I might have been a tad upset."
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"But then I decided if the good name of Chex Lemeneux is gonna be tarnished..."
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"then let it be Chex Lemeneux who tarnishes it."
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"Stan, if you would, just let me hold her one last time."
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"Good-bye, old friend."
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"I never thought it would end like this."
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