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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Smoke and Mirrors (S02E02)

"Who am I, Roy? I'm a ghost. I'm a shadow. I'm gone."
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"Well done, good presentation."
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"Got Helen Bewley coming in tomorrow. Do you know who she is?"
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"She's just been made head of BHDR Industries,"
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"so obviously we need to make friends."
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"I know, BHDR Industries, they're the top makers of that product"
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"that has something to do with our company."
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"Exactly."
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"I want you up front at that meeting."
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"is just a boys' club."
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"- How does that sound? - Sounds great."
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"All right, see you tomorrow."
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"Stephen Premmal?"
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"I think."
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"You're very late. Quick."
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"What exactly, um, is...?"
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"Gavin Briers here with developments in North Korea."
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"It's five years since the war in Iraq began."
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"The conflict rages on with no hope of a solution in sight."
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"I'm joined by Stephen Premmel,"
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"a spokesman for the Ministry of Defence. Mr Premmel?"
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"Iraq is a gigantic and bloody mess, isn't it?"
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"Yes."
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"Well, how do you explain it?"
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"You think the original invasion was a mistake? >"
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"Oh, yes."
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"when your department must take a lot of the blame."
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"What? We didn't do anything."
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"You raised no objection in the run up to the war."
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"Yes, I did. I signed a petition."
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"Sorry?"
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"Jen, can you bring me the prototype when you're ready?"
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"Sure. Guess who I'm about to meet now."
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"Helen Bewley."
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"Oh, come on. She took that football team to court"
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"for institutional sexism, won massive damages,"
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"and now she's Head CEO at BHDR Industries."
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"It's all right. I kinda switched off after the word football."
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"There I am,"
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"The news, Dragons' Den, you're all over the schedules."
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"I'm sorry, Moss, are you really sure you're ready to go on Dragons' Den?"
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"Yes, it's a brilliant product."
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"but it's all the other stuff, isn't it?"
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"- What other stuff? - OK, well..."
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"OK, well, let's say this staple is science,"
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"What you're not so good at is everything else in the world."
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"That's where I come in."
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"I can help you with all this other stuff,"
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"you know, give you some tips on business and presentation,"
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"leaving you free to concentrate on this."
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"All right, you're in for half a percent."
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"Deal."
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"OK, first thing we need to do"
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"is buy the rights for the word Abracada-bra."
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"Agreed, but before that, we've got to sort out the overheating problem."
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"Overheating problem?"
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"Yes, it's got a very, very, serious overheating problem."
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"Which has lead to significant gains"
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"in this area and an overall yield of 22%."
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"Thank you very much. Jen, is it?"
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"Yes, Miss Bewley."
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"Please, Helen."
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"Renham Industries has come a long way in the past few years"
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"if a young woman like this can blossom within its walls."
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"I remember when the atmosphere here here was a lot less conducive"
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"Yes. Well, I think we're all a little older and a little wiser now, Helen."
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"One would hope so."
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"Are you OK, Jen?"
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"My tits."
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"Oh, my tits are on fire."
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"- 40%. - 20%."
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"- 40. - 40?!"
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"You owe me. Helen Bewley has gone away thinking I was a stripper"
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"hired as a prank."
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"I have two black rings around here."
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"I could sue you and get everything."
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"- All right, all right. - Good, thank you."
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"Now, I can concentrate on your presentation."
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"- I'm doing presentation. - Where did you get pizza?"
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"Some idiot left it in the toilet."
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"I am doing presentation."
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"No, hold on. Moss is my best friend, and I'm damned if I'm..."
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"- Do something else. - Like what?"
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"I don't know. Fitness."
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"Fitness?!"
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"Hey, Jen, Roy."
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"And you sorted out the overheating problem?"
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"the overheating problem, yes."
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"How do you feel? Do you feel ready?"
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"My middle name is ready. No, that doesn't sound right."
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"I eat ready for breakfast."
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"OK, maybe don't talk too much. Let the product do the talking."
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"What do I do when they want me to do the talking?"
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"- You're scaring him. - Don't be scared, Moss."
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"This is one of the biggest moments of your life."
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"You cannot get nervous now because if you do, Moss,"
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"it'll be a disaster, a disaster!"
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"Shut up!"
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"I don't want to do it. I feel trapped, like a moth in a bath."
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"Moss, we're already late."
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"Will you come on with me?"
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"Oh, actually, maybe it's just the thing."
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"If Helen Bewley sees it, she'll realise I'm a proper professional,"
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"and not a member of the sex industry. You sure?"
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"I'm positive. You can do presentation."
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"And I'll do fitness."
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""Jen, Roy and Morris are IT professionals with Renham Industries."
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""They walk up the stairs and across the room."
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""They nod at the dragons."
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""The dragons are beside piles of money, with pens.""
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"Women in the workplace..."
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"Take your time."
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"Women working in a workplace environment..."
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"work in workplaces..."
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"and as a woman,"
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"and as a woman, as a worker,"
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"works in the workplace..."
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"Sorry, bit of asthma."
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"We are looking for £400,000 for 2%. We'd welcome your questions."
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"Ordinary boys they ain't."
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