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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Smoke and Mirrors (S02E02)

"Oh, that's easy, I'm wearing the same clothes."
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"Roy, I was trying to remember how"
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"You know it, you must know it."
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"- You all right there? - Yep,"
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"it's just a bad bra."
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"Right,"
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"I have got to go,"
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"heads of department meeting."
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"After last week's fiasco, I need to make a good impression."
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"We didn't think you'd believe us."
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"If you'd just stopped to think about it for one second"
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"With all due respect, John, I am Head of IT."
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"And I have it on good authority."
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"If you type Google"
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"...no-one try it,"
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"even for a joke."
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"It's not a laughing matter, you can break the Internet."
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"You don't know what those meetings are like, they are murder."
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"It does you no harm to look a little foolish from time to time."
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"What?"
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"Douglas needs someone to take a look at his computer."
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"you're the expert."
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"where do they get these crazy names?"
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"Entrare."
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"I'm Roy, IT."
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"My computer's, my computer's broken..."
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"I have to say that's a really wild look."
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"You know, things are moving just so fast, I can't keep up."
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"Should I check it out?"
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"Great, yeah."
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"You did say you were with IT, didn't you?"
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"Come on, Mr Renow, while I'm down here. I may as well get to work."
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"OK, I'm gonna move over here."
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"I can see where you've been having problems."
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"See, this isn't actually a computer."
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"It's a brief case."
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"- Excellent. - I'll have one sent up."
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"I admire you, Roy."
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"You've got the guts to stand up in what you believe in."
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"OK, see you then."
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"Good luck."
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"Which means that we now have"
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"the cleanest toilets of any legal department in London."
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"Thank you."
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"Well done, James,"
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"you managed to speak for eight minutes without actually saying anything."
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"What?"
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"No, nothing."
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"Who's next? Right, Jen, OK, what's going on down in middle earth?"
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"because I have discovered four ways"
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"to increase our online visibility without spending a single penny."
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"Number one..."
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"Bloody thing, bloody pain in the arse."
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"I'm a woman."
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"the straps are digging into my shoulders."
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"Eh, Moss, look, I'm a woman."
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"And I love you, Moss, I love you."
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"The straps are digging into my shoulders."
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"They're not giving my breasts proper support,"
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"Hang on a second."
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"I've done it."
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"- Hello. - Hello, Jen."
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"Who is this?"
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"That's not important right now."
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"Well, it says Moss on my phone."
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"Why are you disguising your voice?"
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"Because if someone is listening in on this conversation,"
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"I don't want them to know my identity."
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"But they know now."
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"Yes, thanks."
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"So why don't you use your normal voice, now?"
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"Why don't you just come in and speak to me?"
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"You're ruining... You're ruining everything."
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"What do you want, Moss?"
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"Take your top off, Jen."
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"You heard me, take your top off."
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"- What's this all about anyway? - You'll see."
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"Maybe."
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"What was the last one? Oh, yeah."
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"A ladder to help moths escape from the bath."
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"How's that useful?"
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"They have wings."
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"When a moth thinks about travelling vertically upwards,"
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"is just the last thing they would think of."
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"Moss, I don't like to be negative about it, but..."
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"everything you invent is worthless."
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"Ah, well, prepare to put mustard on those words,"
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"along with this slice of humble pie"
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"that comes direct from the oven of shame"
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"I sort of forget what I was talking about."
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"Ah, here's Jen. Oh, that's it, it's a bra. I've made a brilliant bra."
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"Is it, er, comfortable?"
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"This is possibly the most comfortable bra I have ever worn."
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"Donning clothes over a bad bra"
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"is like building a house without laying a foundation."
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"It's just a false economy and an ill-fitting bra"
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"You really know your stuff."
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"Jen, Roy, bad bras are more than just a nuisance,"
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"they're a menace."
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"Years of wearing a bad bra"
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"can contribute to upper back and shoulder pain."
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"It can even lead to headaches."
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"So what makes this bra different?"
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"It can never go bad."
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"What do you mean?"
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"from resting too long in any one position."
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"The effect would be rather like having a large pair of man's hands"
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"But the bra will go bad, all bras go bad."
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"Not this one, Jen. But don't take my word for it, take it out for a spin."
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"I call it the Abracada-bra!"
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"- No. - You're really going on Dragons' Den?"
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"I've got an interview today with the producers at the BBC."
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"But you've got to keep this under your respective hats"
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"so if anyone asks for me, my name is Stephen Jennal."
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"If my calculations are correct, this could be the only bra"
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"Do you know what Playtexwould do to me if they knew about the Abracada-bra?"
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"- What would they do? - They would kill me."
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"I don't know if they'd kill you, Moss."
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"Playtex have changed a lot over the last few years."
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"If I don't know, how will they?"
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