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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Citizen Knope (S04E04)

"I'm looking at it like it's 1% full."
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"You know, the last delicious sip of a milkshake"
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"at the bottom of the metal milkshakey thing?"
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"It's very hard to come back from this kind of thing."
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"You know, a sex scandal with your boss."
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"Oh, like you're so pure and chaste."
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"Please, I know the two of you are sleeping together."
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"It's obvious, with all your glances and your sly smiles."
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"- I'm gay. - Well, never mind then."
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"It's a small town. There's nowhere to hide."
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"We can't run your campaign anymore."
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"I'm sorry, Leslie. You were a great candidate,"
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"Could you maybe find new advisors?"
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"I can't. I talked to everyone in the entire state"
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"who's ever run a campaign."
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"Nobody wants a candidate who's polling"
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"- at "last milkshake sip" levels. - Can I say something?"
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"and you can tell me every day for the next year"
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"- about how much this sucks. - One year--you said one year."
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"- That's on the record. - And I meant it."
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"But eventually this'll pass. You're gonna get through this."
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"I don't know if I'm going to."
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"I mean, look, I return to my old job in a week,"
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"and that's great because I love my old job, but..."
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"My heart was really set on this new job."
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"Ann."
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"Don't touch my pickles, Ann!"
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"B-b-b-b-Ben-jammin'!"
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"- Oh, my God. - Yeah, I know, I know, I know."
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"Hey, Jean-Ralphio. How's it going?"
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"It's going good, I'm actually right here for an appointmt."
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"Getting a Brazilian. By the way, there's a woman"
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"over there that is unbelievable. Her name is Kim."
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"and it makes you feel things."
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"Throw my name, I get a referral discount."
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"- If you don't mind. - Okay."
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"My question to you is, how you making that paper?"
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"Oh, well, I've interviewed around, uh, but I'm actually"
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"about to take a job doing in-house accounting"
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"- for an accounting firm. - Buh..."
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"I almost fell asleep during that sentence."
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"You would be an accountant..."
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"- For accountants? - Yeah."
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"Are you nuts? This is probably the first time"
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"you've had off since you've been kid president."
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"- True or false? - True."
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"Why don't you use that time and go after one of your passions,"
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"like model trains or, like, or toy Gandalfs or something?"
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"I don't know why you jumped straight to model trains."
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"I mean... it's accurate."
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"I'm gonna tell you something that I once heard from a very,"
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"She told me, "if you don't love what you do..."
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"Then why do it?""
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"Then she ripped the hair from my b-hole."
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"Ron filled me in on everything that happened,"
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"and I really wish that the ethics investigation"
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"hadn't interfered with your campaign in any way."
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"You don't have to apologize. You were very fair."
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"In fact, I'm the one that needs to apologize."
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"I got you involved in PCP."
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"But I'm starting a new group now, LSD--"
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"and I just want to say I'm sorry, Chris."
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"Oh, that's nice of you to say."
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"Anyway, now, for your Christmas present."
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"Your suspension's been lifted. Please, come back to work."
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"Uh, I just wanted to tell you something in person."
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"Oh, my God, I'm pregnant."
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"Wait, what? No, that's not it."
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"I turned down that accounting job."
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"Just didn't feel right. That's okay, right?"
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"Yeah. I think that's great."
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"What are you gonna do instead?"
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"Okay, well, I guess I'll just see you at home."
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"Well, they're having a party in here."
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"Why don't you stay?"
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"Actually, I think you should go in alone."
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"- What's going on here? - Merry Christmas, Leslie!"
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"We made you this replica of the parks department"
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"out of gingerbread. Oh, my God, I love it!"
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"Aw, I love it, and I love you guys,"
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"and Ann specifically. And all of you!"
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"You did all of this together?"
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"Yes, except for me."
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"which would bother me if I were an 8-year-old girl."
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"and that gave me another idea."
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"This is the city council chambers,"
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"I don't understand."
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"Your campaign advisers quit, big deal."
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"You're running for city council again, Leslie,"
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"with our help."
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"April Ludgate, youth outreach and director of new media."
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"Tom Haverford, image consultant, swagger coach."
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"Ann Perkins, office manager and volunteer coordinator."
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"Andy Dwyer, security, sweets, body man."
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"Donna Meagle, transpo, AKA rides in my Benz."
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"W--you guys didn't tell me we were doing this."
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"I--I did not know that I was supposed to"
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"come up with something. I--"
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"Ron Swanson, any other damn thing you might need."
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"Guys, it's so much work."
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"by putting your life on hold."
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"Except..."
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"Let's go win an election!"
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"Giving Christmas gifts is like a sport to me."
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"Finding or making that perfect something."
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"- Come on. - It's also like a sport to me"
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"because I always win."
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"This year, though? My friends won."
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"In fact, I got my ass handed to me."
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"I will just show to your cubicle."
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"- huh Barney? - Um, the, uh, temp agency said"
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"that you are fluent with Quickbooks Pro, correct?"
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"Oh, right, yeah, we should cover that."
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"You see, my resume might not actually be accurate, right?"
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"So I have no idea what you're talking about."
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"Don't know what Quickbooks are."
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"You don't have any accounting experience?"
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"No, no, no, Barney, come on. But you don't have to be"
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"an accountant to know that this girl is a ten."
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"Yo, what up, D.S.? You come here often?"
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