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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Citizen Knope (S04E04)

"You like it?"
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"It's fine."
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"When I was trying to decide how to decorate my office,"
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"I had to ask myself, "what kind of candy should I choose?""
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"and the ladies love me."
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"Now the question still remained, "what kind of chocolate am I?""
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"Do I have a little gooey, caramel center?"
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"Am I filled with little rice krispies?"
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"Oh, just put your damn candy out."
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"Ultimately, I decided to go with a little gourmet fudge."
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"So I made my desk out of silver m&ms."
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"But they do not make silver m&ms, so I spray-painted them."
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"Okay, those are poisonous, so no one eat them."
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"Yeah, duh."
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"- Go throw up. - Throw up."
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"- Ben Wyatt. - Hi."
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"I'm, uh, this."
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"Well, thank you for meeting with me, Mr. Feinstein."
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"Please, call me Dennis Feinstein."
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"I'm gonna cut right to the chase, Ben."
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"This cologne company is my life's work."
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"Why should I trust you with my perfumery?"
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"Well, uh, I've been in government accounting for more"
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"Listen, Ben, I'm gonna cut right to the chase, okay?"
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"I like you-- I've always liked you--"
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"but I also like Eddie."
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"Ed--who--who's Eddie?"
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"but I might fire him and hire you."
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"- You got kids? - No."
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"That's good. Dum-dum Eddie has two kids."
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"Oh, God. Don't fire Eddie."
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"Why would you have him in here in this interview?"
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"- Eddie, I am sorry-- - Don't talk to Eddie."
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"Treat him like you would treat a person in another country"
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"that you paid $25,000 to hunt."
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"- What are you talking about? - What am I talking about?"
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"I'm talking about the best vacation of my life."
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"I-I thought I wanted to branch out a little career-wise,"
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"Keep Eddie. I do not want this job."
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"You're crazy, man."
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"We'll be in touch."
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"Okay, are there any more recommendations"
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"for new games at the rec center?"
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"Oh, come on!"
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"There is no strategy to chutes and ladders."
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"- It's just luck. - My daughter's five."
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"Well, your daughter is an idiot."
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"Her daughter is an idiot!"
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"He daughter is an idiot!"
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"- No, no, no. - Her daughter is an idiot!"
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"No, no she's not. Hello, I am Leslie Knope,"
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"and I represent the PCP."
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"We have a list of six demands."
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"Number one: Ants."
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"Too many ants in the teen center."
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"Number two: Tennis court improvements."
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"uh, this public forum, it is just about improvements"
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"Speaking of which, the fact that yahtzee is not"
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"in the rec center is a tragedy on par with human trafficking."
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"Slight exaggeration... Getting back to our demands."
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"We will not be muzzled like a rabid dog."
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"We are gonna take this all the way to the top."
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"Yay!"
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"Okay, we have made some waves here, people,"
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"but we need to keep this momentum going."
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"Now, the city manager's name is Chris Traeger."
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"I want to take this fight to him."
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"Ooh, a letter-writing campaign!"
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"with the letter-writing campaign? No."
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"I have his office number. I want one of you calling it"
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"every 15 minutes."
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"We are also going to protest along his jogging route,"
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"and I need someone in every GNC within a five-mile radius"
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"- of the city center. - But there are only 12 of us."
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"- 13. - Look! Our numbers are growing!"
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"There's nothing we can't do if we work hard, never sleep,"
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"and shirk all other responsibilities in our lives."
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"You with me?"
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"I can handcraft 17-foot canoes out of western red cedar,"
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"but I can't glue two damn Graham crackers together!"
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"Look, it's really easy."
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"I know a lot about candy."
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"I play with it, I eat it."
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"Boom!"
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"Okay, new plan."
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"Everyone else makes this candy house,"
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"and I make myself useful elsewhere."
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"Your 11:00 is here."
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"Concerned citizen and community leader Leslie Knope."
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"You're not supposed to be here."
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"as a concerned citizen and founder of PCP."
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"The Parks Committee of Pawnee."
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"Those are the people that have been harassing me."
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"We have many demands. Specifically, these six unfunded"
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"projects that need to be dealt with immediately."
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"- Well-- - Not good enough!"
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"Leslie, out of respect for you,"
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"I will meet with your group, but I hope that this"
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"puts an end to the madness."
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"Prepare for battle."
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"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I got your Christmas present."
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"It's like a little stopwatch that records your jogging times"
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"and then sends it to your computer via Bluetooth."
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"Ahh!"
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"My pleasure. See you in hell!"
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"Well, I see you've taken our advice about relaxing."
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"I slapped together."
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"But enough about me, what are my polling results?"
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"Uh, well, before the scandal, you were at 26%."
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"Now, we knew we'd take a hit, but we figured as long as"
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"we're at 15% or above, we're still in the fight."
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"We went back to 26%? Whoa, wait."
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"We're at one."
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"One... hundred?"
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"You're polling at 1%."
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"What? No. That can't be right."
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"Okay, well, what we do is we move forward from this."
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"How do we put a positive spin on this?"
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"- There's no way to spin this. - Sure there is."
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"You're looking at the glass like it's 99% empty."
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