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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Citizen Knope (S04E04)

"It's a Christmas miracle."
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"A crisp $20 bill."
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"And every year, she gets me something thoughtful"
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"and personal."
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"It makes me furious."
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"She had it installed over the weekend."
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"It's so--"
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"It's so beautiful."
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"We need to get Leslie something that erases"
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"the enormous emotional debt that has built up over years"
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"Everyone start thinking of ideas."
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"She gets me."
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"Hi, hi, hi, hi. Sorry I'm late."
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"I was off getting holiday gifts for my team."
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"- Hey. - And Elizabeth,"
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"I got you a Knope 2012... Menorah...Maybe?"
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"- No. - No, okay."
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"Then I got you a tree ornament."
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"Okay, so let's talk about damage control."
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"Now, I could go on Pawnee Today, but--"
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"and I know this is a long shot--"
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"Oprah has her own network now."
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"- Whoa, Leslie, slow down. - The first step is for us"
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"to figure out what we're up against,"
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"Just stay out of the spotlight until we can figure out"
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"just how this, uh, incident has affected the voters."
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"Sit tight, take a beat, relax."
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""Sit tight"? "Take a beat"? "Relax"?"
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"I don't really do any of those things."
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"In fact, while I was in that meeting,"
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"I was also planning my mother's birthday party in my head."
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"Another use for sal-gar!"
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"Financial analysis, automated general ledger"
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"accounting systems, audit management."
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"Well, they call me "the Swiss Army Accountant.""
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"- They don't call me that. - They should."
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"Well, look, I think you'd be a great addition."
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"Yes, absolutely."
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"- We'll set that up. - Okay, great."
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"- Thank you. - Well, uh..."
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"Calc-you-later."
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"Oh, you like that one, huh?"
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"We do not get a lot of humor here,"
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"and when we do, it's wonderful."
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"Say it to Ted when he comes in."
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"We could get Leslie some marshmallow fluff."
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"I have some right here."
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"Did you just scoop it out of the jar"
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"with your hand like a bear? Yes."
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"I can't get it off. Can you help me?"
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"My latest attempt to drag this department"
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"into the 20th century."
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"I'd settle for getting you into the 20th."
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"I fed all of Leslie's emails, letters, and memos"
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"into a program and generated..."
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"A word cloud."
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"This is how we can get gift ideas."
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"The more she's mentioned a word, the larger it appears."
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"- She definitely loves Ann. - Aww."
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"Okay. I have an idea."
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"I will build a small wood model of the parks department."
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"We can decorate our offices as they are in real life."
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"It will be..."
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"- Cute. - Wait!"
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"We make a gingerbread version of the office."
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"- That's so good! - I think the wood model is--"
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"and we can decorate our offices with candy canes"
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"and gumdrops!"
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"That would be so adorable!"
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"I have some great red birch with a nice spalting."
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"I already have some scale wainscoting."
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"Mmm, I love me a calzone."
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"Ben! I'm going crazy!"
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"First, they won't let me work in the parks department,"
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"All I want to do is improve our town,"
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"and they won't let me do that!"
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"You're putting an awful lot of sal-gar on your pasta."
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"Talk to me about something. Anything."
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"Well, that accounting firm is gonna make me a job offer."
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"Oh, yeah? That's great!"
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"- Yeah. - Are you gonna take it?"
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"Well, it pays well."
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"The commute is a little long, but that's okay."
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"If you don't love it, take a month."
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"See what else is out there."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"And, you know, you can still improve the city."
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"You can't work right now, or run a campaign."
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"I'll form a citizen action committee,"
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"I'll harness the power of the community."
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"Thank you so much for dinner, honey."
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"I can hear you breathing, and, yes, you can finish her pasta."
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"Thank God. I'm so hungry."
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"Okay, welcome everyone"
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"to the first meeting of the Parks Committee of Pawnee,"
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"or PCP."
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"Um, should we really be called "PCP"?"
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"- See, because-- - Yes, because,"
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"like the drug PCP, we are so fast-acting and powerful,"
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"we should be illegal."
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"I've noticed that the White Hills hiking path"
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"could really use some upkeep."
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"reads letters, except for one person,"
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"who is amazing, but s-he isn't currently there,"
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"because he was suspended."
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"How amazing can he be if he got suspended?"
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"Pretty damn amazing, Diane. Now shush."
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"If we want to get the government off their bloated,"
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"bureaucratic butts, then we need our voices to be heard,"
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"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
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"Ron is making the model, and then we're going to put"
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"all of our candy decorations in our corners of the office."
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"Boom!"
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"Rock n' roll candy Andy. Wow."
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"- Mmm. - That's really good, son."
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"I didn't do anything for my office."
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"It's okay, I took care of it."
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"I made a marshmallow Ron Swanson."
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"See? His arms are crossed because he's mad at all"
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"the other marshmallow workers for annoying him."
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