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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Citizen Knope (S04E04)

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"I have bumble-flex!"
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"- and have breakfast with you. - Yeah."
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"for an accounting firm, so... could be pretty interesting."
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"Every year, I give Leslie the same present I give everyone:"
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"of this gift-giving imbalance."
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"Aw, jeez."
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"Socks."
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"William, here is a Knope 2012 tree ornament."
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"and we've already got polls out in the field, and we should"
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"Strawberry margaritas!"
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"Hmm, you've done everything."
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"Would you be willing to come back to meet the division head?"
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"- Oh. - Ted! Come in here!"
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"Correction, darling. You had some right here."
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"Behold!"
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"- Tom, it's the 21st century. - I know."
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"Better idea:"
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"Thanks, Ron! That's such a cute idea!"
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"This is just sugar. Okay, I need you to distract me."
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"You know what I think?"
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"- Do it as a private citizen. - Oh, my God."
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"I'll lobby from the outside,"
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"Oh, my God, I finally have some work to do."
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"Now, what do you want to see fixed in the parks? Yes?"
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"Uh, I-I know for a fact that nobody in the parks department"
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"and that's what we're gonna do."
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"Okay, so what did everybody make?"
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"Maybe I'm white chocolate and I'm bucking all the stereotypes."
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"I didn't have time to make it into anything,"
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"and please don't eat it 'cause it cost $55 an ounce."
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"- Go throw up. - I didn't eat any."
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"- Great to meet you. - You too."
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"than a decade, and I just think it's time for a change."
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"Eddie's my current CFO,"
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"Oh, my God. Look, I'm sorry."
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"but that was a mistake."
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"My daughter, she loves chutes and ladders."
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"- Number three-- - Well, Les--um, ma'am,"
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"that we can make to the rec center."
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"Sometimes I play with it and eat it."
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"- Nice to meet you. - Hi, Leslie."
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"As a government employee, that's true, but I am just here"
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"- That is so thoughtful! - Aww."
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"Oh, this is just a little militant citizen group"
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"And we're at 15%?"
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"50%?"
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"but...it's over."
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"This sucks, I am not gonna convince you that it doesn't,"
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"When she rips it off, she smiles,"
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"I heard somebody resigned in disgrace."
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"- Okay. - Let me get this straight."
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"- very smart woman named Kim. - The lady who waxes you?"
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"Leslie's Sorry Division--"
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"Hey, what are you doing here?"
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"- I'm really proud of you. - Yeah?"
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"Turns out, I cannot make a gingerbread house,"
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"In any case, these people stepped up and helped me out,"
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"and that's you, next may."
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"- Welcome, Mr. Saperstein. - Thank you so much."
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"I can't wait. I bet it's a big one,"
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"Come on, come on, come on."
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"- Leslie Knope! - Hey, Chris!"
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"Wow, is that a new jogging shirt?"
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"It is!"
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"It's an experimental fabric called bumble-flex."
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"It's made out of synthetic bees' wings."
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"- That's cool. - Anyway..."
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"You're not supposed to be here. You're suspended."
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"I totally understand that."
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"I'm just going to, uh, take my flash drive"
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"and I'll do some work from home."
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"...O. You are specifically prohibited from doing your job."
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"Oh, I'm not gonna do my job."
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"I'm just gonna oversee the department, and check in"
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"on the parks, and attend any meetings that require"
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"- the deputy director. - Leslie."
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"Go home and give me the flash drive."
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"Give me the flash drive."
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"Give me the nasal spray."
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"On three."
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"One..."
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"- Two... - Two..."
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"Okay, good. Now, in two weeks, you can--"
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"Leslie Knope! I am much faster than you!"
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"It's so nice to be able to sit here in public"
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"In a way, my suspension from work was kind of a blessing."
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"Yeah, I feel the same way about resigning in disgrace."
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"Totally, the key is you have to keep yourself busy,"
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"or else you're gonna go crazy."
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"I mean, look at me, look how busy I am."
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"I'm inventing a new spice called "sal-gar.""
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"It's part salt, part sugar."
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"What could that possibly be good on?"
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"- Butterscotch pudding. - Fair enough."
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"Okay, I have to go to this meeting with my advisers."
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"Yeah, sounds interesting."
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"You know, if I hadn't resigned in disgrace,"
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"I might never have explored the private sector."
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"It's like, why didn't I resign in disgrace 12 years ago?"
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"You might want to stop saying "resigned in disgrace.""
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"Especially during job interviews."
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"Good call."
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"Leslie wishes she could be here herself"
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"to give you these presents, but she's suspended."
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"Oh, and also she said that they're not from her,"
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"- they're from Santa Claus. - Can I go first?"
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"Mouse Rat, certified gold!"
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"Over 100 copies sold in Pawnee!"
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"I need to get a picture of me holding this so I can frame it."
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"Personalized, leopard-printed robe."
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"Pink feather cuffs."
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"And on the back, in rhinestones..."
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"I know you're sad you couldn't get tickets"
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"to the "Watch the Throne" tour, so I got you a watch"
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"and a tiny throne instead."
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"And check it out, she even took out the dumb clock part"
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"and put this in..."
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"These are the Black-eyed Peas."
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"And I finally killed them."
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