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Clips from Silicon Valley - Bachmanity Insanity (S03E03)

"Okay, one extra-large, virgin margarita."
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"No, no. It's a real girl."
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"and my friends were at a bar?"
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"That is a good point."
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"it is important to explain why."
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"- Gentlemen... - Hm..."
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"- Oh, what about future? - Jared, we'll worry about that later."
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"At least, not in my book. Um, um, one is right,"
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"Yeah, we did. And it's in the company style guide."
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"I just don't think Gleb realized how seriously Richard takes this stuff."
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"Yeah, I've honestly never understood it myself."
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"I mean, once the code goes through the compiler,"
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"He's, uh, he's the man with the plan, and the, uh, pretty cool tan."
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"She works here. She's paid to interact with you."
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"Back up, back up."
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"or Cornelius Vanderbilt would've batted an eyelid? Please."
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"Or have they?"
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"You know, there was a time, not so long ago,"
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"She'll know what it's regarding."
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"Now, the stage should be here."
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"Most people who rent Alcatraz for parties tend to go with the prison theme."
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"and if you think it would be cool,"
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"I would love to have some sort of chocolate moat here,"
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"I'm inviting every asshole from the Valley to attend."
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"- You're inviting assholes? - Absolutely."
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"any foe or enemy I've made"
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"What is it, Big Head? I thought I told you"
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"to go watch something on your iPad."
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"I think we may have a problem."
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"Big Head, I'm not going to yell."
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"- Go. - Okay."
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"- Oh, is there a problem? - Oh, no, no. Full steam ahead."
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"Mainland."
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"This is an island."
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"That's the theme."
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"- You go first. - No, I think you should."
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"Okay, I'll stop. Bye."
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"- and fuck you? - My motivations are pure."
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"that it's like she has no idea how attractive she is."
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"and, uh, very talented, and has a great laugh."
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"Baller, you got lucky on the first date."
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"uh, in solidarity, I think I might get back out there myself."
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"Yeah, absolutely. I wanted to focus on Pied Piper."
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"put a tie on the doorknob, won't you?"
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"Okay, so I'll just get the car keys and then give you a lift home. Okay, my lady?"
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"No, no one's going to jail, CJ."
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"Spaces. Yeah, so what, you guys use tabs?"
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"In this house, yes."
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"I think he believes that people who use spaces are less than."
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"You don't want to see him throw a hissy fit."
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"- Nice to meet you guys. - Have fun."
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"Uh-huh. But then you moved it back?"
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"Yeah, turns out the guy who built this place knew exactly what he was doing,"
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"But now I know that for sure, which feels good."
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"One, stop moving the swimming pool."
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"Yeah, he's my business partner."
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"Hey, man."
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"my business manager for a second."
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"I'll see him at the party."
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"Oh, it's fine. They gave you shit too."
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"That's ridiculous."
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"I mean, that's pretty insensitive to the Holocaust, don't you think?"
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"I want them all to die. I don't, I don't care."
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"I mean, I do care, don't-- don't kill them-- them-- Jews."
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"It could just be like a fun, cool feature in the platform, you know."
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"And then coincidentally you'll finally be able to see"
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"Hey, uh..."
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"what the hell was that?"
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"- I'll give you a call later, okay? - Okay, cool, yeah."
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"Yeah?"
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"Oh, that was Carol."
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"did you just have sex with her?"
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"You fucked her in the garage?"
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"and then you have sex with her?"
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"Russ was right, this guy fucks."
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"Jared, with regards to the... you need a plus one?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, all good. Great."
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"My roommate's going out of town tomorrow,"
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"so if we want to come back here after Erlich's party..."
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"Richard, what's wrong?"
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"- Oh, my God! - I'm sorry."
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"I don't, it's not hate, hate's a strong word."
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"But that's only because I'm anal and because I prefer..."
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"with that over their heads? That's not really fair to them, don't you think?"
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"because there is no way I'm going to be with someone"
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"Wow. Okay. Goodbye."
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"One tab saves you eight spaces!"
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"Oh!"
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"See you around, Richard."
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"This new video chat protocol is making your image crystal clear."
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"- Boom! - Yes! I can... see you now."
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"It's me! Pakistani Denzel!"
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"Um, I will have to tell my boyfriend all about it."
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"Um, I keep forgetting to say this, husband,"
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"met and married the man of her dreams,"
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"Gentlemen, mahalo for coming."
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"flown in fresh this a.m."
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"Just several of our vendors are saying that your checks have bounced."
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"Big Head, Big Head. Why are our checks bouncing?"
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"Who the fuck are you?"
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"Uh, Erlich this is my business manager, Arthur..."
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"Klaiman. I knew it was something with Clay."
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"Several times."
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"Aloha."
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"Okay. Shall we away, my lady?"
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"I actually kind of liked her."
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"Too bad Richard's going to fuck it up."
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"So, you moved the swimming pool?"
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"Yeah, it just felt like it was way too far from the house, like, crazy far."
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"So I had this company come and just move it closer."
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"and the pool was right where it needed to be the whole time."
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"Nelson, do you like being wealthy?"
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"So you want to stay wealthy?"
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"Oh, yeah, okay, I can do that. What else?"
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"Two, you need to manage your expenses and track your receipts"
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"I'm only as good as the information I have."
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"- Oh, you're great. - No, I wasn't fishing for compliments."
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"And three, I sense that people are taking advantage of you."
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"Oh, it's Erlich, I should probably grab this."
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