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Clips from Scrubs - My Extra Mile (S05E05)

"I can't believe you think I'd do this with you. Are you insane?"
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"Seriously, I'm a doctor."
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"Oh..."
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"My job is to make sick people better,"
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"That's what makes me such a special doctor."
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"Newbie, snap out of it. We don't have time for your daydreaming."
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"I believe medicine is about more than treating the disease."
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"You've got to be there for people. Take Mrs. Cohen."
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"When she broke her hip, I treated that."
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"She also left her car double-parked,"
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"so being an "extra mile" kind of guy, I went and took care of it."
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"Sorry. It's been a little while since I drove stick."
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"Wonder how she got out of that truck? That's how she broke her hip."
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"It's like I was telling this girl."
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"Look, Newbie, there's a reason that I can't go the extra mile with patients."
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"[J.D.] It didn't bother me Dr. Cox had "Kelly Ripa'd" me,"
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"because I knew it would never catch on, no matter how much he wanted it to."
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"...I'm afraid you have leukemia."
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"What?"
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"We have to get started right away."
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"In four and a half years, I've watched your pal, Stephanie,"
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"go through a multitude of irritating fads:"
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"Seeing as you are sorority sisters,"
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"I was hoping you'd be able to tell me when this "extra mile" crap will end."
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"Oh, it's never gonna end. He's relentless."
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"Why do you think I was out Sunday buying comics for my patient?"
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"They're giving away free Tastykakes at the comic book store? Ha-ha!"
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"That worked better when you were a fat load."
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"All right, Jake, here it is, the latest Vengeance."
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"I had to travel to five stores to find that."
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"This is last month's."
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"Dr. Kelso could basically treat them like his own personal valets."
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"All-day sucker, my ass. Try 20 minutes."
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"Sir, quick question."
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"[Gulping] Make it very quick. I'm about to vomit."
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"Why was I told to drop everything and look after some new patient?"
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"but connected enough that if one of these ding-dongs kills him,"
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"Because I'm just a nurse, I can't look after everybody?"
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"- Precisely. - J.D., why don't you tell me"
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"It's not like nurses know everything."
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"And you're there. Now angry at Kelso."
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"- Bob, how dare you? - Exactly."
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"You're worried about what I can handle?"
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"Vascular Surgery wants an update every two hours,"
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"I'm weaning Mrs. Jones' dopamine from ten mikes to five,"
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"and Mr. Wilder is turfed to Psych. He thinks he's Flo from Alice."
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"Get a load of Mr. Extra Mile Guy's leukemia patient,"
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"sitting in there all by herself."
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"All right, team, let's stay close. Come on."
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"Carol! Look who I found."
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"Larry? Dad? How?"
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"Well, right after I got your test results back,"
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"Hear that, Perry?"
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"What's that? That's right, it's a mile."
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"And how does that makes me feel? Keith!"
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"as the hospital's new mascot,"
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"the friendly hypodermic needle, Mr. Prick."
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"I'm so sick of this. If the jobs were given to whoever is the best surgeon,"
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"It's the same on medical. The only reason I got"
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"- to his brother's wedding. - Ricky Morgan?"
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"- He works in the cafeteria. - What?!"
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"- What. - Listen, kissing ass"
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"is just the way it's done around here, and there's nothing you can do about it."
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"We have to all band together and agree not to be exploited by Dr. Kelso."
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"From now on, we will only be judged by our skill and abilities. Who's with me?"
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"no more washing his car,"
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"- Together! - Let's go!"
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"So, first question, are you allergic to any...?"
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"- What? - I need some advice."
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"- Which do you prefer? - What's the occasion?"
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"I was cleaning Kelso's tie rack and I assumed I could have it."
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"The Armani is very affective on urine,"
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"- whereas the Yves Saint Laurent is... - No, no."
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"[J.D.] Carol's family welcomed me as one of their own."
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"No more than her brother, Larry."
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"And I told you I never get dizzy."
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"OK. Let me tell you guys why we are here."
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"Anything you go through, we go through together."
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"So you've all banded together."
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"I honestly never thought I'd see the day when we would pick the three surgeons"
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"This is a preliminary ranking of your technical skills."
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"... or as on the ball as you thought."
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"He's perfectly fine, sir. He's in tiptop shape."
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"Ow! What, are you wearing, a cup?"
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"[J.D.] The key is to be ready for it."
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"I was not ready for this."
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"I mean, come on. You're all in this together, right?"
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"How great. Even Nana."
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"And you don't look creepy or alien-like at all."
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"[J.D.] You can't let him know you don't want to do this."
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"Meet his gaze. Meet it twice as hard!"
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"Dr. Dorian, we need you."
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"Yeah! Oh, yeah!"
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"How the hell could I be fourth?!"
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"How come you didn't page me about that consult?"
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"I did. You're wearing your garage door opener on your hip."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, number two."
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"Did you look between Mr. Spring and Mr. Fall?"
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"- Too easy. - Hey, you know...?"
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"This is partially your fault, so you're gonna help me."
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"You know, whenever I lose something in the morgue, I just retrace my steps."
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"then I dropped a quarter, which rolled over here,"
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"and, yep, there you are."
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"As soon as you take your eyes off 'em, you lose 'em."
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"They're like children. Big dead children."
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"I treated that girl at the free clinic. She was born without nipples."
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"I knew there had to be something wrong! She's too perfect."
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"- I told you it would catch on. - I don't think it's funny."
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"How's that leukemia patient doing?"
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"I'm hiding. I really don't want to be bald."
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"She's got to be interested in more than just your hair."
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"If it weren't for your hair, I don't think I'd be remotely interested in you."
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"I'm sure there's something else she's into."
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"There is. Even if she won't admit it."
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"What happened to the days when you used to listen to me?"
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"That was a long time ago. You should listen to me."
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"Not in this lifetime."
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"Listen, Newbie,"
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"While I would never let any blood relatives be your patient,"
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"if it was someone that I knew, an acquaintance,"
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