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Clips from Scrubs - My Extra Mile (S05E05)

"[J.D.] Being girl bait."
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"Keith comes back, Elliot marks her territory so the girls know he's taken,"
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"I'm a doctor."
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"Burt Reynolds is my father."
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"Keith, more popcorn."
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"See, that's how it works."
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"You have the cutest hair."
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"OK, OK. So you're both... fertile,"
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"You were asleep for the last one."
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"- Wow. That really happened? - Mm-hm."
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"He is not allowed to dream about me. It gets too freaky."
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"I swear, if you don't knock me up tonight,"
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"Is there anything else I can do?"
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"Yeah, I'm auditioning for my church's senior citizen production"
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"of Streetcar Named Desire. Would you mind running lines with me?"
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"I'd be happy to."
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"Why didn't you just read lines with the old guy?"
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"not to help Bernie score a slice of Episcopalian tail on opening night."
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"Sometimes, you got to go the extra mile with patients."
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"That and your amazing ability to switch back and forth seamlessly"
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"- It's something personal. - You can confide in me."
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"I'm a good doctor. Kelly Ripa!"
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"This, however, did upset me."
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"Yes. But the good news is it's very treatable."
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"UGG boots, campaign for better grammar among staff"
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"and the double European air-kiss."
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"but right now, I got to make sure I have a job next year, OK?"
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"- it'll be my ass. - Carla, can you cover my patients?"
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"what's wrong with Mrs. Jones? Without looking at a chart."
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"Mr. Barry, I misplaced your chart. I forgot, what's wrong with you again?"
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"Oh, that's right. You have a kitty cat stuck in your mouth."
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"Or should I say you have a person stuck around you, little guy?"
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"Cootchie-cootchie."
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"Attempt the casual side-switch."
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"Exactly, Flo! Exactly!"
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"I got on the horn with your dad and we started a phone tree to find everyone."
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"You are the most amazing doctor."
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"I'm the most amazing doctor because I went the extra 5,280 feet."
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"[Mouth harp boings]"
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"Attention, surgical residents still hoping to have a job next year."
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"The annual blood drive is upon us"
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"We'll probably change the name."
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"that oncology rotation is I let Dr. Morgan take me"
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"That's right! That's right!"
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"From here on out, no more getting him coffee,"
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"no more taking his son to the local steam baths to meet men."
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"Well, hey, you guys got him coffee."
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""Together" on three. One, two, three."
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"Chief of medicine said to pay special attention,"
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"and I take a couple of seconds to get to know my patients."
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"Me wiping up gunk."
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"- Eagle! - I told you not to call me Lawrence."
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"Carol is starting a journey, OK?"
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"Obviously, the chemo is gonna be tough, but we're all here for you."
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"So whenever you get a chance..."
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"Good."
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"People try to hit me there more than you'd think."
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"Since Carol is gonna lose her hair,"
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"we decided we'd all shave our heads now. He even agreed to do the cutting."
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"You're up next, big guy."
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"Mr. Bentley's condition is getting worse."
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"[J.D.] God bless his herpes."
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"[J.D.] Pause for effect. Pause for effect."
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"...we're gonna shave this thing. - Yeah!"
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"I know Bonnie's good and Figsack has mad hands,"
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"but somehow, I keep forgetting that Todd is a skilled surgeon."
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"- More armor? - No."
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"Right now, I'm looking for something,"
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"and I know I came to the vending machine,"
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"I was kidding, J.D. I have never seen her in my life. Kelly Ripa!"
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"It might accentuate my spoon-chest."
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"- Yeah. - Plus, the girl I'm dating"
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"is totally into my hair."
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"No, there's nothing else."
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"You know what, I'm stuck. I have to shave this down."
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"- You look over there. - Mm-hm."
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"Excuse me, nurse."
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"Hi! How 'bout a poke?"
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"Baby, wait!"
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"There you are."
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"No harm done."
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"at a comic book store a mile and a half away. Here you go."
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"There's no one on that list who spends more time with their patients."
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"I grabbed the thing and ran up to the roof, punt it,"
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"At that second, a hawk flies in,"
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"Yeah, it's over, Ricky."
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"Wish you put some of that crazy-nurse memory to use on our missing dude."
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"He was jittery and he had this weird circle tan line on his arm."
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"There he is, Mr. Spot on His Lungs."
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"I made up that whole hawk story."
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"Yeah. I know you're not as weird as you want people to think you are."
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"Looking hot in the tracksuit. Gym's on the second floor."
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"First, aliens are here wearing tracksuits."
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"You got a hottie waiting for you at the bar. You go get her!"
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"[J.D.] As great as this was, I couldn't stop thinking about what Turk said..."
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"This girl really digs hair."
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"Horrible. You?"
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"Worse."
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"If it doesn't work this time, I'll kill myself."
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"[J.D.] I knew if I didn't leave that bar and go back,"
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"even a woman eating my former bangs."
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"See, that's the thing about being an extra mile guy."
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"What do you people say? Let's take it from the top?"
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"Again. Do it with some force."
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"[J.D.] Now that Elliot and Keith were serious, she started buying him gifts."
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"[J.D.] Keith was shockingly good at pretending to like crappy presents."
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"Keith, we need more popcorn, yeah."
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"Here's how it goes down."
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"and I pick off one of the smaller ones that comes by for a look-see."
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"I'm a landowner."
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"I love sports."
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"yet you're still unable to conceive, so... How often do you make love?"
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"It was weird that you were in one of my sex dreams."
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"Cirque du Soleil freaky."
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"One time, she was skinless."
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"OK. Stress is often a factor in conception."
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"there's no more sex until you steal me a baby. So do it right this time."
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"There's a little stress."
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"OK, the antibiotics have brought your fever down."
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""If I didn't know you was my wife's sister, I'd get ideas about you.""
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