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Clips from The O.C. - The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn't (S02E02)

"- Get away with what? - Dad, start speaking."
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"Well, does everyone have to be here for this?"
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"Kirsten..."
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"I had hoped that I could protect you both from this forever, but..."
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"well, circumstances being what they are,"
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"where your mother and I face going to prison, well, there really is no choice."
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"16 years ago, I made..."
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"I made an error in judgment, one that almost ruined my marriage."
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"No way."
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"You're my father?"
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"Lindsay, wait."
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"I think you should be ashamed of yourself."
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"I'll handle your mom."
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"I should talk to Lindsay."
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"I'm gonna go check on my mom, you guys. Just hang out."
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"- You do know this is my family, too. - Right. Sorry. I forget sometimes."
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"It's... it's confusing."
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"You knew about this, and you never told me?"
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"Oh, I couldn't. You know that."
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"Oh, attorney-client privilege, Sandy."
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"He cheated on my mom. I had a sister I've never known."
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"How could you do that to me?! To Mom?!"
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"- Now is not the time, Cal. Please. - Let me try to talk to her."
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"I'll be better off going to prison."
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"- Is she here? - This isn't a good time, Ryan."
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"I know. I just... I want to talk to her and make sure she's okay."
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"She's not."
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"Well, can I even talk to her for a second?"
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"It's okay, Mom. I can speak for myself."
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"Hi. So sorry."
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"I think it's best... if we don't see each other anymore."
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"I just... I don't want to be anywhere near your family... Ever."
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"This year is getting even weirder than last year."
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"I know. My ex-boyfriend is dating my... stepsister?"
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"Is that what they are... um, their, uh, girlfriends?"
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"I think."
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"And now my stepdad could be going to jail."
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"Is there something in the water?"
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"I think we have to cancel Chrismukkah."
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"- Your poor mom. - Your poor mom."
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"Yeah, of all the people to feel sorry for here, she's not really high on my list."
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"That is so sad."
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"Chrismukkah is supposed to bring people together."
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"even if it has twice the resistance of your average holiday."
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"You want a ride home, man?"
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"unless someone needs help with a gi-normous tree strapped to her car."
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"So that's it? You guys are just gonna give up?"
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"Okay, thank you, Tiny Tim. Ow!"
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"Okay, well, what do you want to do, Summ?"
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"'Cause we can't go back to the Cohens'."
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"Well, you guys can all give up, but I still believe in a Chrismukkah miracle."
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"You can bet she will make this about her"
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"and that we will suffer the consequences for a very long time."
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"It's tough on everyone, which is why I tried to keep it a secret."
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"You need a walk-in closet for all of your skeletons."
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"You don't have an evil twin? You're not really an alien?"
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"I have everything I need from this marriage."
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"- I hope you feel the same. - Don't put this back on me, Cal."
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"Uh... I don't know what I'm saying anymore."
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"I'm tired of lying. I want this whole thing to be over, and I..."
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"I'm going to go try and find Marissa."
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"- Does that mean you forgive me? - I don't know."
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"- How goes it here? - Fantastic."
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"she isn't speaking to me."
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"But on the plus side, there's plenty of mu shu available."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Uh, I just, I want you to know I'm sorry I didn't un-invite..."
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"Oh, kid, this is so far from being your fault."
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"- Well, you don't think it's yours. - No, but no good deed goes unpunished,"
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"Hey, you mind if I talk to her?"
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"- Go away. - It's Ryan."
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"Well, not right now, but I guess it depends."
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"On whether or not she figures out she's..."
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"- Good line. - Thanks."
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"Just don't tell Sandy that I came out for you, okay?"
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"But Lindsay seems like a really great girl."
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"Whoa. Coop, I cannot believe your dad lives on a boat."
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"That is so Miami Vice. You've seen Miami Vice?"
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"Repeats. My stepmom, she finds the pastel colors soothing."
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"Hmm. She's on some interesting drugs these days."
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"Okay, I don't really like the sound of that."
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"Oh, it's really important, Mr. Cooper."
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"It's right around the corner."
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"Now... have you, have you spoken to your mom?"
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"- She's worried sick about you. - Oh, really? That's too bad."
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"You're not, like, becoming friends, or anything."
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"Why? Would that, uh, would that be so terrible?"
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"Yeah, for you."
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"All right. Got it, Coop. Let's go."
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"- Love you, Dad. - Thanks, Mr. Coop."
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"They're gone."
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"What are we doing, Julie?"
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"- Are we.. are we making a huge mistake? - Yeah."
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"But I want to be with you."
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"- Hey. - What are you doing here?"
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"Uh, your mom said I could maybe find you here."
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"Congratulations, you're a Cohen."
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"- It's a little soon to joke. - Not for us Cohens. It's what we do:"
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"inappropriately soon after a traumatic event."
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"Yeah, "traumatic," Seth, doesn't even begin to describe this."
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"Look... I get that what happened seems really overwhelming."
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"Oh, yeah, 'cause that would have been gross on... several levels."
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"Hey. There you go. That's what I'm talking about."
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"You are a Cohen, okay? And I like that. You know what that means, by the way?"
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"It's the only one they had at the store. We'll fix it later."
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"Oh, no, I didn't, actually. Jesus and Moses, they put it together over lunch"
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"What does Moses have to do with Hanukkah?"
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"Hi. I'm Kirsten."
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"- Hi. - Welcome."
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"- This is really weird. - Oh, it's our family."
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"- Kind of did, didn't I? - I hope I can repay you."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hey."
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"- Eggnog, latkes. - None for Summer... gives her gas."
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"I don't even know what to say."
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"You don't have to say anything right now."
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"- Yeah, I know. - Can we order pizza?"
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"All right. Who's ready to hear the Chrismukkah hymn?"
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"Seth carrying a tune? Now, that would be a Chrismukkah miracle."
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"Merry Chrismukkah."
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"Previously on The O.C.:"
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