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Clips from Family Guy - We Love You Conrad (S07E07)

"She was taking the rap for a friend."
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"Road hog!"
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"Oh, no! I already have two strikes!"
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"I'm too old to go to prison! They'll rape me,"
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"and I'll never see them coming. No, I won't."
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"Well, Lauren and I had a great time today at the art museum."
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"There was a special exhibition of rare Monet paintings..."
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"It was actually the Manet exhibit. Not Monet."
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"But no big deal. People make that mistake all the time."
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"- Oh! Right. - You know, I don't mean to be rude,"
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"but do you have a more comfortable chair? This one's really hurting my back."
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"I'm sorry, everybody."
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"I just wanted to meet her so bad. I can't do anything right."
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"- Oh! - Yeah."
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"Oh, sweetie, dinner with your family was so much fun tonight."
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"Yeah. I think they really liked you."
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"naval tactics in the Pacific Theater?"
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"Oh, it's really interesting. I'm at the part"
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"where they detail the account of Admiral Halsey's victory at Midway."
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"- You mean Admiral Spruance, sweetie. - Huh?"
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"Well, Halsey was hospitalized with psoriasis at the outset of the battle."
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"So Spruance, who, prior to June of 1941, was primarily a desk admiral,"
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"was charged with leading the naval fleet at Midway against Japan."
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"No, yeah. That's the part I'm at."
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"Oh, my God. You're so cute when you don't know what you're talking about."
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"Now, wait a minute. What the hell does that mean?"
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"- Are you saying I'm not smart? - You don't have to be."
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"You're adorable, like those calendars that have monkeys in clothes."
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"What? These? I've had these forever."
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"- Honey, those aren't real. - Sure, they are."
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"What are you talking about? These are my glasses."
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"Yeah, baby!"
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"I can't date someone who's smarter than I am."
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"I feel like Jillian."
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"Oh!"
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"This is about you still being in love with Jillian."
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"- How do you know that? - Because I'm smarter than you, Brian."
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"Somewhere along the line she must have gotten under my skin."
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"I'm in love with her. I'm in love with Jillian."
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"How could I have been so myopic?"
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"- Myopic. - Thank you, Lauren!"
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"My God, Lauren! What am I gonna do? I'm still in love with Jillian."
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"What's the use? It's over. She's moved on."
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"And I know exactly how to do that, Brian."
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"She needs to see you on the arm of a beautiful woman."
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"- You out on the town with a hot date. - How are you a hot date?"
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"Whoa! You're angry at her, not me. No wonder you're alone."
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"She will, Brian. And she's gonna be upset that your date is so into you."
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"'cause then we'll go home and you can watch me have my period."
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"What the hell's wrong with you? That's not sexy."
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"Hey, Brian. I just noticed you over here."
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"- Hi, I'm Jillian. - Desiree. Charmed."
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"Oh! Oh, yeah. Right. We're really hitting the town."
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"- Yes. We're gonna douche the night away. - Well, have fun."
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"You two are a really cute couple."
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"- I know Lee from Starbucks. Hey, is that Desiree?"
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"That's it. I mean, I don't know what else I can do."
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"The wedding's tomorrow,"
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"and she hasn't shown any signs of leaving Derek."
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"I've completely run out of options."
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"Not quite, Brian. There's still one thing you can do."
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"Just throw all your cards on the table at once."
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"Show her that you love her in a way she can't possibly ignore."
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"No, it's not a bad time."
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"Yeah, I still have those boots."
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"Thank you. That was beautiful."
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"- And now, Jillian, do you take Derek... - Wait!"
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"I want you... No, I need you with all my heart and soul."
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"And my only regret is that I didn't realize it when we were together."
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"- Will you please take me back? - Brian, no."
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"- Soul mate. - Soul food?"
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"I mean, he's everything I have, especially since my mom died of cancer."
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"All right, party people. Please clear the dance floor"
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"Hey, buck up there, sport. At least you gave it your all."
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"I guess you're right. I still feel like crap, though."
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"Well, look at it this way. You may have lost Jillian,"
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"- Plus, you can always call Lauren. - No. I can't."
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"I've enjoyed his company."
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"I've dated plenty of other girls since her."
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"Well, where is that waitress?"
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"Great. And I'm sure DeShawn would love to meet you."
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"Order me a beer. I have to find a spot for my motorcycle."
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"- Mandarin, honey. - Mandolin."
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"I don't think I could do that again in a million years."
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"I just need to know if he has any shortcomings."
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"Hey, Blondie. You wanna get together with my dogwood?"
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"Oh, my God! I have the perfect hat for this!"
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"That's Heidi and Spencer. I don't really talk to them."
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"Hey, Brian. Where were you last night, buddy?"
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"Oh, I was... I was out."
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"I have no interest in dating one of those shallow idiot celebrities"
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"Hey, tell her I like her work in Jake and the Fatman."
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"Just follow the music and you will find her."
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"So, you read a lot, huh?"
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"Come on, Brian. You know America doesn't like smart people."
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"Now, what are your thoughts on a wedding singer?"
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"...up a brand new day"
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"Well, Lauren, it's a real pleasure having you here for dinner."
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"Oh, my God! Quagmire, you come out from under there!"
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"Nah, just kidding. It's mine."
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"Yeah. Yeah. That was a hoot."
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"A victory which surprised even his peers,"
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"I want to finish that book."
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"- What is this gonna do? - It's gonna make her jealous."
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"This isn't working at all. She doesn't even know we're here."
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"- What's that? - Go for broke."
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"'"Love never ends. Love never fails. '""
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"Those were the happiest days of my life,"
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"and I want more of those days."
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"I'm sorry, but I'm in love with Derek now."
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"...the fields of gold"
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"He's a family guy"
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"- I'm sorry. - Dinner's going great."
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"Biomolec... I don't understand."
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"I was thinking I could be your wedding singer."
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"but one-upping me is another way to go."
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"Excellent."
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"I like rabbits 'cause you can pull their ears back"
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"Oh, yeah. I know that guy. His name's Brian Griffin,"
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