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Clips from Family Guy - We Love You Conrad (S07E07)

"And for the gentlemen?"
Family Guy
"Ah, very good, sir. And for you?"
Family Guy
"He also speaks Orange."
Family Guy
"I caught this piece."
Family Guy
"I actually just had elbow surgery."
Family Guy
"I wasn't even supposed to come in to work today."
Family Guy
"Why would you trip me deliberately?"
Family Guy
"- Wow! You're the best man ever! - Oh, hardly."
Family Guy
"Excuse me. I'm just gonna use the restroom really quick."
Family Guy
"- I'll go with you. - Oh, my God! Gay!"
Family Guy
"Shut up. He's obviously some sort of Superman. I just..."
Family Guy
"- It'll make me feel better. - You are not even..."
Family Guy
"You're going in there to look... That's even gayer."
Family Guy
"And the worst thing is that he's not even a douche."
Family Guy
"Oh, honey, that sounds awful. I know what will cheer you up."
Family Guy
"You want to scratch my pet rabbit, Steven, on his nose with your index finger?"
Family Guy
"Give me "callot!" Give me a "rettuce!""
Family Guy
"like Dogwood and Blondie, like in the funnies?"
Family Guy
"Oh! Oh, Man! What the hell did I do last night?"
Family Guy
"Good morning."
Family Guy
"- From The Hills! - Yeah. You seem surprised."
Family Guy
"No. No. It's just, I... I mean, I probably had a lot to drink last night."
Family Guy
"So if I did anything that might have offended you, I'm sorry."
Family Guy
"So I've had to cut poop out of his fur before."
Family Guy
"Oh! Oh, thanks."
Family Guy
"Well, otherwise, it was a fun night though, right?"
Family Guy
"You know, I had a really fun night, Brian."
Family Guy
"- You seem like a really cool guy. - Yeah. Um..."
Family Guy
"Hey, you know, if you don't mind, I'm sort of a low-profile kind of person."
Family Guy
"So I'm gonna take off before anybody gets the wrong idea here."
Family Guy
"Hey! Brian, is that you... Is that Lauren... My God..."
Family Guy
"I was shopping for hats... Hang on. I'm coming over."
Family Guy
"- Who's that? - It's just this jerk that goes to my school."
Family Guy
"- You go to school? - No. I just lied to you,"
Family Guy
"Is this the longest light ever, or what?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! How do you two know each other?"
Family Guy
"Do you need a gay friend on the show? A friend on the show?"
Family Guy
"Hey, you know what? I'm actually on my way to go shoot now."
Family Guy
"Brian, don't wreck this for me."
Family Guy
"Listen, Lauren, I'm not super comfortable being on camera."
Family Guy
"Oh, relax. After a little while, you'll forget they're even there."
Family Guy
"What's everybody looking at? The salesman told me it was unisex."
Family Guy
"Wow! Spencer does look like a monkey."
Family Guy
"I'm on camera all day, and I turned my back on my own kind!"
Family Guy
"So, why don't you think before you say things for a fucking change?"
Family Guy
"Look, there's Brody Jenner. God, what a douchebag!"
Family Guy
"- Bruce Jenner is a man. - No, Brian."
Family Guy
"This is where they edit the show together."
Family Guy
"Lauren, we got a rough cut of next week's episode."
Family Guy
"I need to be, like, fine to be alone. And, like, not even want to date someone."
Family Guy
"That's good."
Family Guy
"- That's it? That was, like, five seconds. - It's okay."
Family Guy
"They fill the rest with shots of street signs and fronts of restaurants"
Family Guy
"I got a little wrecked after dinner, and I didn't want to drive home."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah? Did you stay in town or did you "head for the hills"?"
Family Guy
"Wait a minute! How the hell do you guys know about that already?"
Family Guy
"It's all over the Internet. Look!"
Family Guy
"Does Lauren Conrad have a new beau?"
Family Guy
"An anonymous source has the answers."
Family Guy
"and he definitely boned Lauren last night."
Family Guy
"Great. Great. That's fantastic."
Family Guy
"Well, I think it's wonderful that you're dating such a classy,"
Family Guy
"well-educated girl like Lauren..."
Family Guy
"She's such an idiot, Brian!"
Family Guy
"She's such an idiot!"
Family Guy
"I bet you make the late-night monologues."
Family Guy
"I mean, it's a little weird, isn't it? This new Lauren Conrad relationship?"
Family Guy
"When asked about their sex life,"
Family Guy
"Brian was quoted as saying, "Oh, yeah, we just do it me style. ""
Family Guy
"Have you seen the news about Lauren Conrad and Brian Griffin?"
Family Guy
"You know, a lot of these young Hollywood girls"
Family Guy
"But Lauren carries one in her vagina."
Family Guy
"Apparently, she gave that dog a bone and he gave it right back!"
Family Guy
"Look, I was drunk out of my mind."
Family Guy
"I didn't know what I was doing. It was a one-night thing."
Family Guy
"who's only famous for being famous. I'm going over to let her down easy."
Family Guy
"No, wait. That was William Conrad."
Family Guy
"Tell her I like Jake and the Fatman."
Family Guy
"- Can I help you? - Yeah, I'm Brian."
Family Guy
"I'm the guy all the comedians have been talking about."
Family Guy
"Thanks."
Family Guy
"It's Mozart's Violin Concerto Number One in B-Flat."
Family Guy
""Plato's Symposium. '"This yours?"
Family Guy
"- Oh, yeah. - It's pretty worn out."
Family Guy
"Yeah. I've read it, like, 100 times."
Family Guy
"regarding the three genders both fantastic and serious."
Family Guy
"Yeah. That always cracked me up."
Family Guy
"Yeah, but I try not to let it interfere with my biomolecular research."
Family Guy
"Come on. I'll show you what I did yesterday."
Family Guy
""It'll make you feel young as when the world was new. ""
Family Guy
"- You did all this in a day? - The matrix formed in a day."
Family Guy
"The life-forms grew later at a substantially accelerated rate."
Family Guy
"Can I cook or can't I?"
Family Guy
"This doesn't make any sense. If you're so smart, why do you hide it?"
Family Guy
"So this whole persona is just a publicity stunt?"
Family Guy
"Publicity's what keeps this franchise running, Brian."
Family Guy
"We're even using state-of-the-art computer animation"
Family Guy
"to create a fake sex tape with me and Bill Cosby."
Family Guy
"Now you will get ready for the zim-zam and the babbity-bibbity."
Family Guy
"And you will take off your clothes like voo and voom!"
Family Guy
"And get ready for the most splendiferous pudding pop you have ever seen!"
Family Guy
"I want to make sure it all goes off without a hitch."
Family Guy
"I thought that maybe I would just DJ the wedding myself."
Family Guy
"I already made a playlist on this."
Family Guy
"- A box of Junior Mints? - This isn't an iPod?"
Family Guy
"- That's a great idea, Peter! - Sweet!"
Family Guy
"- So, did you break up with Lauren? - No, I didn't."
Family Guy
"Say what?"
Family Guy
"Of course, I'm sure this isn't as exciting as your usual cuisine."
Family Guy
"- and changes their taste. - Oh! Well, that's fascinating."
Family Guy
"- So, you know, guys... - Bitch."
Family Guy
"...Lauren just finished a fascinating doctoral thesis"
Family Guy
"for the next generation of space shuttles."
Family Guy
"- Ah! - Ah!"
Family Guy
"So, Lauren, whenever I'm watching your show, you give me a boner."
Family Guy
"Where do we go from here?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, sure. That'd be fine. Thank you."
Family Guy
"So, Lauren, do you and Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan all hang out"
Family Guy
"and go drunk-driving together?"
Family Guy
"I heard that Lindsay Lohan wasn't driving that night."
Family Guy
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