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Clips from Letterkenny - Fartbook (S01E01)

But we own 30 percent.

"But we own 30 percent."

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especially and including you idiots,

"especially and including you idiots,"

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spike the likelihood of having sex with girls.

"spike the likelihood of having sex with girls."

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(BOTH PANTING)

"(BOTH PANTING)"

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Not now. Need 20 minutes. STEWART: Okay.

"Not now. Need 20 minutes. STEWART: Okay."

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It's been live for more than 36 hours.

"It's been live for more than 36 hours."

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But first, let's sing a hymn. No.

"But first, let's sing a hymn. No."

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(FART RECORDING PLAYING)

"(FART RECORDING PLAYING)"

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So what are you supposed to do? Just hold it in?

"So what are you supposed to do? Just hold it in?"

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or after you're done doing it?

"or after you're done doing it?"

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Do you wanna know what? That's your problem right there.

"Do you wanna know what? That's your problem right there."

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Did you get that stump out of the ground today?

"Did you get that stump out of the ground today?"

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(DAN FARTS)

"(DAN FARTS)"

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I wish Gail could hear that fart.

"I wish Gail could hear that fart."

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(GRUNTS)

"(GRUNTS)"

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Go.

"Go."

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(FART RECORDINGS PLAYING)

"(FART RECORDINGS PLAYING)"

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(DISTORTED FART RECORDING)

"(DISTORTED FART RECORDING)"

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But this pretty young girl just dropping a shits,

"But this pretty young girl just dropping a shits,"

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And they fells in love, and they've been together ever since.

"And they fells in love, and they've been together ever since."

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(FART RECORDINGS PLAYING)

"(FART RECORDINGS PLAYING)"

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Oh, yes. (FARTING)

"Oh, yes. (FARTING)"

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Right. You've got a picture of your cat under each of your farts.

"Right. You've got a picture of your cat under each of your farts."

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(DAN FARTING)

"(DAN FARTING)"

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(CAT FART RECORDING PLAYING)

"(CAT FART RECORDING PLAYING)"

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(GRUNTING) Meritorious!

"(GRUNTING) Meritorious!"

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Now boys, because I'm feeling generous,

"Now boys, because I'm feeling generous,"

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Well, Questions McGarrity over here, we chain it up and yank it out like a loose tooth.

"Well, Questions McGarrity over here, we chain it up and yank it out like a loose tooth."

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That may be the nicest thing everybody has ever said about me.

"That may be the nicest thing everybody has ever said about me."

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Is that what you appreciate about me?

"Is that what you appreciate about me?"

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In all fairness, Dary, that's a two‐way street.

"In all fairness, Dary, that's a two‐way street."

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"Gail, we've summoned you here today to talk about your Fartbook profile."

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There is a whole site devoted to gluten‐free farts.

"There is a whole site devoted to gluten‐free farts."

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No. Sending annoying messages to people

"No. Sending annoying messages to people"

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I can't remember the last time five men came in this church so aggressively.

"I can't remember the last time five men came in this church so aggressively."

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You said yesterday, it could win a demolition derby.

"You said yesterday, it could win a demolition derby."

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for kids to start taking shits in places what weren't meant for taking shits in.

"for kids to start taking shits in places what weren't meant for taking shits in."

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Yeah... (GROANING)

"Yeah... (GROANING)"

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(DAN FARTS)

"(DAN FARTS)"

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That's when I come over there and give it the beats.

"That's when I come over there and give it the beats."

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(DAN FARTS)

"(DAN FARTS)"

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Well, Pete gets all liquored up. Long story short,

"Well, Pete gets all liquored up. Long story short,"

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For example... (IMITATING DRUM ROLL)

"For example... (IMITATING DRUM ROLL)"

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Okay? Mmm‐mmm.

"Okay? Mmm‐mmm."

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You're not fooling me, bud.

"You're not fooling me, bud."

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Hey, has Katy liked any of your farts on Fartbook?

"Hey, has Katy liked any of your farts on Fartbook?"

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Huh. No. Huh.

"Huh. No. Huh."

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Suspend my membership?

"Suspend my membership?"

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Everybody whose got a cat or a kid,

"Everybody whose got a cat or a kid,"

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(WHISPERS) Nothing.

"(WHISPERS) Nothing."

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Blessed with a very healthy gastro‐intestinal system.

"Blessed with a very healthy gastro‐intestinal system."

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So, what are you saying?

"So, what are you saying?"

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you have the smallest bit of our attention.

"you have the smallest bit of our attention."

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where my friends and I are doing things that no one on this farm,

"where my friends and I are doing things that no one on this farm,"

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DAN: I think maybe we pulled the cord too quick on that, you parachute.

"DAN: I think maybe we pulled the cord too quick on that, you parachute."

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(FART RECORDING PLAYING)

"(FART RECORDING PLAYING)"

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They raised three little shits. So...

"They raised three little shits. So..."

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(DAN FARTS)

"(DAN FARTS)"

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And that's your lesson for today, folks, farts always win.

"And that's your lesson for today, folks, farts always win."

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(CAT FARTING)

"(CAT FARTING)"

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