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Clips from The A-Team - Pros and Cons (S01E01)

"I want it to pop when I hit ya. Oh. Nice."
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"- Ready, darling? - Yep."
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"- But I'm really nervous. - You should've stayed back at the paper."
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"- Now don't bust my chops, huh? - Shh!"
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"- For heaven's sakes, Dwayne! - I should've left you in Stockton."
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"You know campin' in the wilderness ain't like life at Club Med."
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"I told you that before we left, but, no!"
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"- You gotta complain and complain and... - Hush, Dwayne! People are lookin' at us!"
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"What, them? Don't worry about them. They ain't gonna say nothin'."
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"- Shh! - I think you are crude and disgusting!"
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"- Really? Really? - All you do is shout at me! "The pancakes are lumpy!""
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"- The pancakes are lumpy. - "The orange juice is too pulpy!""
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"Oh, shut up, Sue Ellen! Just shut your damn yap!"
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"You've been braying about coffee all morning, so why don't we get the coffee, hon?"
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"Allow me to assist you, my dear."
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"Thank God there's one nice man in town."
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"Hey, Wyatt, drift, okay?"
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"When we need the dumb waiter, we'll ring the bell."
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"Hey, friend, you got a big mouth. Why don't you shut it..."
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"before I take a real dislike to you?"
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"You know, you showed up at just the right time, Wyatt."
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"I've been wantin' to hit somebody all mornin'."
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"We're leaving now."
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"Get the girl!"
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"They've got Sister Sheila!"
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"Go!"
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"Your father hired us to rescue you."
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"Thank God. I thought I'd never get out of there."
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"You just broke your vow of silence."
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"And it feels wonderful!"
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"You don't know... I've been trying to get in touch with my father for 18 months."
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"But they read our mail, and they censored it."
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"It's like a nightmare out there. It's like a... like a prison camp."
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"And Martin James... he's a madman."
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"You're safe now... I think."
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"You know, those blood capsules are really realistic."
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"You think so? I swallowed it when I threw the first punch."
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"- Hannibal split the inside of my lip. - I'm sorry, kid."
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"- You walked into it. - Oh, no. There goes another cap."
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"Why'd you gotta go bust Faceman in the lip for?"
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"You know if you make him ugly, that'll mess up our meal ticket."
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"Won't be able to get no more good hotel rooms."
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"- Keep your head down! - Hannibal knocked out his cap!"
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"- Hannibal, without the Faceman's smile, we get lousy hotels! - Get that bird off the ground!"
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"Hurry up! Hurry up!"
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"Go! Go!"
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"Hit the floor!"
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"She got away clean."
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"I love it when a plan comes together."
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"Get out of that van with your hands up."
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"We need a new plan, right now!"
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"I believe it was General Grant that said..."
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""When you're surrounded and outnumbered..."
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"- there's only one way out." - Yeah? So what is it?"
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"- Surrender. - Throw out your weapons!"
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"with your hands on your heads, or we will blow you sinners away!"
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"Say your prayers."
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"That's my unit down there, man. You gotta go with your unit, you know?"
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"We can't, but as soon as I get you guys home, I can."
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"Thank you, Daddy. Thank you so much."
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"I will fear no evil. Thy rod and thy AR-15 shall comfort me, right, guys?"
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"- Hey, Face. - Yes?"
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"What do you suppose these guys wear under their skirts?"
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"Half slips? Ooh!"
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"Garter belts? Ooh!"
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"How long..."
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"How long can I..."
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"I've stopped dreaming."
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"I used to dream, and now I've stopped."
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"Welcome to Camp Awongo."
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"Who is that?"
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"He doesn't look like the swimming instructor."
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"Of course, they'll be made to pay."
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"I mean, somebody has to pay."
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"Take the transgressors to "C" building."
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"that they should be received."
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"Sweep the place."
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"I thought these guys were supposed to be religious."
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"It's a sin to eavesdrop, guys."
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"So what do we do now? How do we get out of here?"
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"Well, first off, we may not. We could die right here."
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"Accept that. Anything else is just very good luck."
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"Look, Amy, we all gotta accept death."
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"That way, we don't have no fear. It gives us the edge."
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"- Well, I don't think I can. - Try."
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"Their generator's on the east wall. No phones. One radio antenna..."
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"next to that building with the crazy-looking temple."
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"One TV antenna next to the building in the middle, and that's probably Martin James's house."
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"- You saw all that? - Face."
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"They got a barbed wire bunker to the south and a guard tower beside it."
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"It's a perimeter structure. One way in, one way out. Your basic Fort Apache layout."
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"Add to that an armory right inside the gate."
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"Not the greatest place in the world, but nobody said they were perfect."
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"- So what do we do? - We wait."
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"I'm scared."
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"That's why you gotta, right now, accept death."
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"It, uh, calms you."
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"Don't be afraid. I won't let nothin' hurt you."
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"She ain't gonna be able to do it, Hannibal. We gotta help her through it."
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"Amy."
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"Neither does Martin James."
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"- You can get back from here. - I think we should call the authorities."
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"- No! No, no, no, no. - No, I mean police or National Guard."
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"We're wanted. You send in the military or the cops, and the A-Team winds up in jail."
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"Yeah, but they could die. If what Sheila says is true..."
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"they are madmen with machine guns."
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"We'd rather die than wind up in jail. Leave it be."
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"- I'll find a way to help them. - You're really going back up there?"
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"Just had a mountain cave in on the main shaft. I need some help."
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"Have you heard this poem?"
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""The time of right is the goal of the fight."
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""The Lord will prevail..."
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""The clock struck one. Down he run."
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"Go on. Go on. Have all the fun you want, my friend..."
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"'cause my plans for you will not change."
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"There's no justice. One way or another, we all hoe weeds for the county."
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"You keep comin'."
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"It happens once, maybe twice, I say, "Okay.""
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"People that got money, they like to finance things."
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"You come, you take the children of Jamestown."
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