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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Charlie Gets Crippled (S02E02)

"- Really? - Yeah. Dude, I was thinking."
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"You pick up one of these bad boys, we head down to the mall."
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"see what their world's like, maybe gain a little perspective."
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"- What do you do? - I don't take advantage of people."
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"handing down life lessons to all the sinners."
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"Charlie."
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"- Charlie, buddy, buddy, buddy. Charlie. - Oh, my God, I'm cold."
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"- We gotta talk, Charlie. - Uh... Oh, yeah, Frank. We have to talk."
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"Last night was one of the greatest nights of my whole life."
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"always trying to get over on people, scamming my way through situations."
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"- Wow! I don't care! - I wanna live like you again, Charlie."
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"- I wanna move in with you. - Are you out..."
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"Are you out of your damn mind, dude? You made me sleep out in the hall."
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"- Six. - Ten."
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"- Six. - Nine."
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"- Six. - Ten."
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"It's gonna be awesome. What's your backstory?"
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"- What do you mean? - Bro, your backstory. How'd your legs get crippled?"
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"So nobody's gonna believe that they're dead. Okay?"
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"- Huh. That's a good idea. - Bro, it's brilliant."
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"- Yeah, but I want polio. - Well, you can't have it."
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"What the hell is this?"
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"Goddamn it."
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"What are we gonna do now? We can't go back in there. Everybody's desensitized."
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"All right, look. We'll go down to Crate and Barrel."
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"- Maybe we can find some cougars or something. - Hey, guys!"
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"Shit! What do we do? What do we do?"
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"- Uh, okay. Just play it cool, man. - Play it cool."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- So if you wanna shower, you gotta shower in the bar. - Shower in the bar?"
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"- Yeah. Shower in the sink. - In the sink?"
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"Yeah. You never showered in a sink bef... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh..."
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"I got a good idea. I think I know how we can really up our game at the strip club."
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"Who gets more respect and admiration in this country than war heroes?"
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"- Athletes. - Yeah, that's true."
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"- But after that. - Rock stars."
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"- Yeah, also true. But after that, Frank. - Actors."
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"- Yes. Look... - Rich people."
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"I'm gonna show these ladies a war hero they can't take their eyes off of."
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"- It's gonna be like fish in a barrel. I got it covered. - Okay."
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"- I'll take it from here. - Did you just box me in?"
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"- You don't stick a vet in the corner, Frank! - Sorry about that."
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"by some square commie-ass piece of shit!"
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"Well, I feel awful."
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"- Brings you down. - Yeah, disabled."
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"Whatever, dude. Crippled, disabled... I don't care, man!"
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"- I just wanna get out of here. This whole thing's ruined. - I know!"
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"We should, because, you know, you weren't pulling it off anyway."
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"I had a good polio backstory that the chicks were gonna totally dig..."
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"- Nobody cares about polio or backstories or... - You know what?"
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"- About my withered legs, then... - A million dollars?"
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"All right. What are we doing? What are we doing?"
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"What's going on down there?"
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"Those two guys are pretending to be disabled and kicking each other's asses."
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"- Being handicapped sucks, dude. - Oh, yeah, man. It's too much work."
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"- There's, like, nothing to show for it, man. - There's no advantages."
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"What is going on? Why are you sleeping out here?"
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"Because I can't sleep in there! I can't get onto the stupid curb!"
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"Okay. Well, we were gonna go inside and get drunk. You wanna come with us?"
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"- What... Really? - Yeah. I'm going to the strip... Don't touch that."
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"I mean... Yeah, with this! I mean, the whole thing is... This is good as gold."
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"Who comes into someone's apartment and just kicks him out?"
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"Like I'm a piece of crap. Like I belong on the street."
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"Like I'm some kind of piece of dirt. That's bullshit, man!"
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"How you doing? War hero. So... kind of a big deal."
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"I'm a war hero. How do you... Hey, how you doin'?"
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"I'm a war hero. So I'll catch up with you."
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"All right. Okay. All right."
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"Hey, war hero. So..."
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"No!"
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"- Girls, say hello to Charlie. - No!"
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"- Hi, Charlie! - No! No!"
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"No! No! No!"
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"No, Frank! Come here! Come here!"
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"- What... What is this shit? - Well, it's just..."
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"I rigged it up. It's like..."
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"I'm really using my hands, but they don't know it."
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"This is the best thing that ever happened to me, and you're ruining it!"
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"- My thumb's on your neck. - Why can't you just give me this?"
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"But I love the guy, all right?"
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"He's family, you know? I mean, we've been through a lot together."
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"Okay? So, you know, is it wrong for me to love him? I don't know."
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"Hey! Mr. Tibbs was not just some stupid stuffed element... elephant, okay?"
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"- He was like a companion. - Strip club!"
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"Yeah. Let's go to the strip club."
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"You're driving."
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"All right."
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"Ow, my legs!"
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"It's kind of a... It's kind of a long story."
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"Whoo! That's right! We're going to the strip club!"
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"I'm gonna buy you a lap dance. I'm gonna buy myself a lap dance."
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"I'm gonna buy everybody at the whole strip club a lap dance."
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"- Give me the crutches back. Dad! - No!"
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"- Oh! Whoo! - Whoo, baby!"
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"- I'm gonna count to three. If you don't put those god... - You don't get the crutches."
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"- 1,002... - Here's the crutches."
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"- Give me the... - You can't have 'em!"
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"Paging Dr. Lyon."
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"Dr. Lyon, please report to the emergency room."
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"We are so lucky that nobody got killed."
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"- Oh, my God. - Well, yeah."
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"Actually, Dennis is lucky that nobody got killed..."
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"- You know what? Maybe you killed somebody. - How does that make sense?"
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"Will you shut up, for crying out loud!"
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"- Really, Dad? - Enjoy a nice ice cream..."
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"and just thank goodness that nobody important got seriously hurt."
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"- What, dude? - Just give me some money, man."
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"It sucks for me, 'cause you guys get all the girls and the attention!"
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"- No! - I had something very important to tell you."
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"- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. - Getting to know them."
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"- I don't have any money. - Oh!"
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"Give his shit to poor people. Poor people?"
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"We don't need to make this a competition."
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"Maybe you should be the one that leaves, okay?"
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"Break something... Don't... Don't break it too much."
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"- No, that's not gonna work. - It's a rental, dude."
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"- I'm telling you, it's locked. - Bang again!"
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"- That does sound like fun. - Yeah. Yeah, that'll work."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Dee. We're putting ourselves into the shoes of the unfortunate..."
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"- Oh! - Look at Sweet Dee sitting on her cloud of judgment..."
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