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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Charlie Gets Crippled (S02E02)

"Oh, my legs! Frank, what are you doing?"
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"- Hey, Dad! - My broken legs!"
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"Why are you beating up a homeless person?"
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"What the hell's with the crutches?"
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"- I can't really go into it right now. - Oh, yeah?"
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"- Whether you like it or not... Here! How about that? - Hey! Give..."
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"I'm gonna steal Charlie's girls at the strip club!"
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"- Who's acting like a child? You just stole my stuff! - You are acting like a child!"
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"- Maybe you did kill somebody! - Maybe you standing in front of a driving car..."
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"Don't youse ever stop fighting and just shut the hell up?"
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"- Now, who wants ice cream? - I do."
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"What a bunch of assholes."
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"Come on. Just one more race."
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"- Every time we race, you lose. - You always lose."
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"One more race, and then we'll go to the strip club."
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"All right. Three, two, one."
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"- Super slow drinker over here. - Do you have, like, a little throat or something?"
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"I just got off the phone with Dad. He wants to stop by and talk to us."
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"- No way. - What are you gonna do at the strip club with..."
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"- Will you just get in the car! - No, no!"
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"- Dennis! - Oh, Jesus!"
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"Dennis, you son of a bitch!"
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"Really? What could be so important it couldn't wait till the morning?"
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"There's nothing more important than the fact that we just hit our friend with a car."
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"- No. - What?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"You drop the bomb, then you soften the blow. You never tried this?"
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"- That is a terrible business tactic! - You are a horrible father."
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"That's what I came to talk to you about."
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"I hate the kind of person that your whore mother turned me into."
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"The big house, the big car... I'm giving it all away."
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"For starters, I'm giving all my money to charity. Then I'm gonna hang out with you two."
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"That's what this is all about... spending time with my kids."
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"- Hold on a second. - I wanna be the father that I never was."
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"- I'm giving it all away. - That is a very stupid thing to do."
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"You're a very stupid, stupid man. Who are you gonna give it to?"
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"What... What is your prob... Okay, where's Mom?"
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"Mom? She's on vacation banging one of the boys she hangs out with."
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"- Dennis, your mother is a dirty, dirty whore. - Oh, goddamn it, Dad!"
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"And then you start talking about Mom like she's dead."
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"- Now you're saying she's a dirty whore? - The money."
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"- You can't waltz back into our lives and be our dad again! - And the money."
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"And the money! My God, Dad! All of our money?"
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"- Yes, it was. - Sort of a private conversation."
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"- Very much a family type moment. - We didn't need to hear any of that."
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"Not for our ears."
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"Wanna go to the strip club?"
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"I've been manically depressed for the past couple of years."
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"I just feel like I need a serious change, or I'm gonna kill myself."
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"- Consider that. - Yeah, man. Give that some thought."
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"Before we get crazy giving away our money here..."
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"what do you say we buy a couple of pitchers..."
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"maybe a few tequila shots, a few rounds of kamikazes."
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"After that, we'll hit the town, we'll tie on a serious buzz. All right, bud?"
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"Uh, my best friend ran me over with his car."
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"- Do you want a lap dance? - Oh..."
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"Really? Okay. Okay."
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"- She totally was. - I'll join you!"
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"- He's really down in the dumps. - Okay!"
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"- No, no, no. I don't... I don't... - Oh, come on, buddy!"
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"This is gonna cheer you up."
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"Well, maybe just one."
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"God. Stupid Dad! Never gave me a goddamn thing."
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"Ooh! Ooh!"
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"Dee, you scared the shit out of me. What are you doing?"
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"I got here first though. I'm taking the plasma TV and the fish tank."
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"- How come you get to pick and choose? - It's not that."
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"I'm a man and I'm strong. I can carry heavy things."
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"You're a woman. You're weak, and you can't."
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"- You're a woman and you're weak. - That doesn't make any sense."
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"and you can grab some trinkets or whatever and throw it in your tiny little car."
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"All right, look. We don't need to be doing this, okay?"
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"Yeah."
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"You're right. A competition. That's a good idea. I'll make you a deal."
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"And the rest is mine."
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"God, I hate you so bad!"
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"- Okay, you ready? - Yeah!"
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"- Go, go, go! - Go, horsey!"
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"Come on! Come on!"
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"No! Wait a second! Charlie, you hit me!"
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"- You are freakishly fast! - Thanks."
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"Charlie, you got any booze in here?"
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"I feel so much better. So much."
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"Yeah, man. Hey, you look great. Make yourself at home."
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"Have a heart. The guy's going through a divorce."
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"- Since when do you give a shit about people? - Well, you know."
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"- I am the reason the girls are here in the first place. - That is bullshit!"
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"- Do not ruin this! Do not ruin this for me! - I'm not ruining anything!"
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"Well, take it out in the hall. You're ruining the vibe."
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"- Okay. We'll go out in the hall. Watch my... Watch my... - Shut up!"
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"Easy. Easy! Your behavior is unbelievable, man."
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"- Uh, let's flip a coin. The loser leaves. - Great."
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"- Okay, get a coin. - I don't have a coin."
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"- Why don't you... - Give me a coin. You have a coin?"
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"- Of course I don't have a coin. - All right."
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"- Something in the hallway, like a feather. - Flip that, uh, piece of wood?"
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"- That's not gonna work. - What about something off the chair?"
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"Yeah. Maybe we'll just break something off the chair."
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"- You know what? Frank's got money. Let's ask him. - All right."
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"- It's locked. - No. You gotta push it hard 'cause it sticks."
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"- Frank! - Frank, open the door, dude!"
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"- Hey. - Oh."
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"You guys need to give me about 45 minutes in here, okay?"
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"Go down to Wawa, pick me up a couple of sodas."
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"Son of a bitch."
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"Over the line. Over the line!"
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"- I'm... I'm on the line. - On the line is over the line. Get your foot on your side."
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"Which side? This one? Is this the side?"
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"Get... All right. You know what? Oh, what is this?"
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"- Where'd you get that? - I think this is the lamp Dad got you in China."
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"- Give me my lamp back. - Must have gotten this out of your room."
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"- You s... - Oh, that is a shame."
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"Yeah. By the way, I wanted to show you something..."
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"my feeble little arms were able to carry."
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"- Mr. Tibbs. - Oh, is that it?"
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"Is that Mr. Tib... Is that what they call you? They call you Mr. Tibbs?"
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"I don't care."
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"What's up, bitches?"
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"- What? - Dennis, you would not believe how great this thing is."
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"People give you free shit, and women treat you like a puppy they found out on the street."
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