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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Charlie Gets Crippled (S02E02)

"- Dennis. We gotta get out of here now. - Why?"
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"- What does Dad want? - I don't know! Let's go before we have to deal with this!"
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"Let's get out of here before you guys get around your father."
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"Let's just take care of one more... Don't... Don't be grabby."
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"- How come you don't ever have any money? - Dee? Moneys?"
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"- No! I'm going home! I'm going home. - Oh!"
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"- Can we go? Please! - Yeah, we can go. We can go."
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"Dennis, no!"
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"What the hell is wrong with you, Dad?"
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"You don't snoop and sneak and appear in front of cars and start yelling names!"
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"Oh, yeah? Try this on for size. Your mother's dead."
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"- Why... - Why..."
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"- What... - What..."
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"- Why would you say that she's dead? - That's a business tactic."
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"- What did you say about the money? - Mm-hmm."
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"I don't know. Poor people."
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"- Poor people? - Poor people?"
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"First you force me to run over my friend Charlie."
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"- It doesn't work that way. You can't just barge in! - And the money!"
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"Well, that was awkward."
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"I don't know."
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"So when you say you're giving your money away to poor people..."
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"do you mean, like, "Mexico" poor, or can it be, like, "me and Charlie" poor?"
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"- Well, I haven't given that much thought. - Put some thought into that one."
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"In the meantime, you wanna get shit-faced, bro. So I tell you what."
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"Oh, my God! You poor baby. What happened?"
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"Yeah."
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"- Oh, my God! That's terrible! - Yeah, yeah."
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"I could give you one for free."
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"Oh, my God! You poor baby. What happened to you?"
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"- His friend ran him over with a car. - That is so sad."
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"I know. I was gonna give him a free lap dance."
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"That's great! Do one of you girls wanna hook my boy up over here?"
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"- You gotta do this, man! - Embrace it. Get in the spirit."
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"All right, Frank! See? That's the spirit that beat theJapanese!"
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"Oh! Oh."
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"Same thing you're doing, Dennis. I'm not letting Dad give all this shit to poor people."
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"Um, I'm gonna take all the stuff that I want and load it into my enormous S. U. V..."
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"You're my brother. We're... We're in this thing together."
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"On your mark! Get set! Go!"
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"- You are fast. - I was winning anyway."
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"This one's too heavy! This one's too heavy!"
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"Yeah, yeah. Check under my bed or under one of my pillows."
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"Hey, guys, I can't thank you enough."
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"- Charlie, we gotta get him out of here. - What? Why, dude?"
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"Don't you roll away when I'm talking to you."
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"Whoa! What are you guys fighting about?"
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"Nothing, man. We're just having a..."
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"- All right. How are we gonna do this? - Okay."
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"- Let's flip something else. - All right. Um..."
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"Here. Hey, Charlie, here's five dollars."
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"I got a feeling I'll be pretty thirsty after this."
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"Oh..."
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"- No. - This the side you're talking about?"
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"Do you recognize this lamp?"
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"- No, that's fine. I don't care. - It slipped."
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"By all means."
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"- What do they call you now? - Whatever."
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"Hey-o!"
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"There's a ton of talent down there. We've been looking for a new angle."
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"- I'm sure it was. - I used to live like this in squalor and filth..."
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"I wanna be pathetic and desperate and ugly and hopeless."
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"- I am not ugly. - This is the change I've been looking for."
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"You ignored my cries for help in the middle of the night."
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"- I'll pay for your rent for six months. - Twelve."
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"- Four. - Six."
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"- No more sleeping out in the hall though. - I can't promise that."
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"- Let's get ready. - All right. Where are you taking me?"
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"- We're going back to the strip club. - All right. Strip club..."
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"- Dude! My legs! - Hold on a second."
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"This is going to be like shooting fish in a barrel for us."
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"- I don't know. - All right, check mine out. I had polio. Okay?"
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"This way, with the blanket, everyone will assume that underneath..."
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"my legs are withered and useless."
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"Yeah. I have polio too."
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"It's really important that I do this myself."
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"You are so brave."
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"- How's it going? - I have polio."
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"- And I have polio... - He has polio too."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"- What? - Oh, my God!"
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"- Do you see that? - What?"
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"How?"
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"- Yeah... Right. - Models."
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"I don't think this costume's gonna work."
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"No, this costume... The chicks are gonna go crazy over this."
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"Maybe you should let me do all the talking."
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"- Just watch... watch and learn. - Oh, look at you, sweetie."
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"Viet-goddamn-nam's what happened!"
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"- Hey, that was working. - Let me do the talking."
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"You don't do that to a guy, Frank. You don't box in a vet!"
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"He's a little loosey-goosey upstairs."
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"I try to get him out as much as possible. It's very difficult."
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"- Is he your... - Boy. He's my poor little crippled boy."
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"- Oh, that's so sad. - Mmm."
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"I didn't fight no damn war so I could be boxed in..."
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"Well, that's what happens when you meet an actual crippled person."
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"- I bet you a million dollars if I had talked to a girl... - For God's sakes!"
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"You're dead!"
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"- What the hell are you doing? - What time is it?"
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"Why would you wanna sleep in there?"
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"and locking me out of my apartment!"
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"- I'm going to the strip club. I'm gonna get some girls... - With this?"
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"All right. All right. Maybe hit the gym a little bit. What the hell?"
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"Yeah!"
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"No! No!"
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"Charlie! Hey, this is my roommate, Charlie."
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"What? Well, I figured, you know, I'd cut out the middleman."
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"I don't win."
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"that attracts the attention of strippers more than pity is money."
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"And I brought a shitload of that."
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"- What... Charlie! - I'm gonna kill you!"
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"- You're totally blowing up my scene here, man! - Are you crazy?"
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"Take all my girls! It's not a win-win situation!"
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"- I'm gonna kill you. - This guy's a walker!"
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"I'm going to punch you in the head."
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"- All right. Let's go... - Strip club!"
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"You know, I didn't realize that somebody in your condition could have so much energy."
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"I'm scoring in there, and you come in there and blow everything!"
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"- You shouldn't even be in there! - You get your hands off my blow tube!"
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