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Clips from Family Guy - Dr. C and the Women (S13E13)

"so we threatened to destroy his family."
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"What? I know, right?! It's pretty galling."
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"Whatever the hell you did,"
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"you go find him and bring him back!"
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"All right, I'll go find him. God, I'm sorry."
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"You're makin' me feel lower than a squid at the bottom of the ocean."
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"What is that? There you are."
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"Listen up, Meg: this TSA isn't sweaty enough for the two of us."
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"What? What does that even mean?"
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"It means, stay away from Larry."
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"I'm his girlfriend. You are?"
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"Oh, my God, I thought you were a boy."
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"Oh, that's it!"
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"Ow! That hurt a little bit."
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"This ain't over. Larry is mine."
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"What the hell? Th-That was crazy!"
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"Like-like crazier than putting cops on Segways."
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"Help, officer! There's a lady being raped in that alley!"
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"Okay, hold on, let me do a small dippy-bob turn."
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"I couldn't be sure, but I-I think the man has a knife!"
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"Are there any steps leading to that alley or is it just a series of gentle ramps?"
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"Okay, guys, Lois wants me to find Cleveland."
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"And since he eats, like, nine candy bars a day,"
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"Hey, can you buy us some beer?"
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"Ugh, I knew you weren't cool."
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"Well, now, now, hold on a minute..."
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"But what we could really use is some weed."
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"See? I told you this guy wasn't cool."
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"Well, now, now, hold on a minute..."
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"Mr. Griffin, did you or did you not distribute alcohol and marijuana to minors?"
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"No, Your Honor, I did not."
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"Well, now, now, now, hold on a minute..."
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"Still no sign of Cleveland?"
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"Yeah. I was thinking maybe our best bet"
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"is to just drive around town and see if we can spot him."
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"Okay, well, he's not at the mini golf course."
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"Oh, wow. Look at that windmill."
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"Peter, do you want to go mini golfing? Yes."
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"I love today!"
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"Hi, Meg. Larry, what are you doing here?"
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"and see who buys luggage at the airport."
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"Meg, I've got some disturbing news."
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"Oh, my God! The ones we have a zillion of"
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"but are somehow never there when people need them?"
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"That's right, and I'm going to have to check your locker."
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"I don't need to tell you how serious this is."
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"Wait, Larry! I was framed! I bet it was Marla!"
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"I'm sorry, Meg, you're fired."
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"You're firing me?"
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"And with people like you stealing tubs,"
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"how are we ever going to catch Abu Nazir?"
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"That's not even a real person. That's the terrorist from Homeland."
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"And they caught him. Good-bye, Meg."
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"We've looked everywhere. Where the hell could he be?"
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"Dammit, if only there was some kind of clue as to where he might be."
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"That's right, Cleveland had a deli! We should check there!"
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"Cleveland! Cleveland!"
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"Oh, sweet! Egg salad!"
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"Peter, this place has been closed for six years."
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"Son of a whore! Give me some milk!"
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"Okay, that helped."
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"Jeez, this place is a dump."
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"It's a symbol of all my failures."
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"Cleveland! You're okay!"
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"I'm so glad we found you!"
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"Hey, listen, I'm sorry we threatened to blab"
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"about your bachelor party stripper stuff."
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"I'd never do that. 'Cause that'd mean I'd have to talk to Donna,"
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"and that's... that's just, like, "ugh.""
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"Hey, cheer up, Cleveland."
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"What are you talking about? I'm a cop."
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"Oh. W-Wait, that's real? I thought that was, like, a Make-A-Wish thing."
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"All right, come on, buddy. Let's get out of here."
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"And, you know, even though therapy might not be your thing,"
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"you've got a job. As my fourth best friend."
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"Peter, thanks for going to find Cleveland and bringing him home safely."
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"Hey, that's what friends are for."
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"Hey, what about you, Meg? What'd you do this week?"
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"What, so you can make fun of me?"
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"No, Meg. I'm your father, and I'm interested"
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"You promise you're not gonna make fun of me?"
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"Of course, Meg. I care about my family."
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"when you do make fun of me, it'll hurt more."
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"What? Well, that hurts, Meg. You know, you can be very hurtful."
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"I'm sorry. I'm not used to you wanting to know..."
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"Of course, I'd love to tell you what happened."
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"Then by all means. I... It's just upsetting when you thumb your nose at the family."
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"Please. I'd like to hear."
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"Oh. Okay. Well, this is actually kind of funny."
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"* Lots of little names, nyah nyah nyah nyah guy! *"
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"* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *"
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"* Lucky there's a man who positively can do *"
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"The best thing about going there is you get to fly over the Pacific Ocean."
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"Tell me you're joking."
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"Pretty much just boils down to four or five catchphrases."
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"You know, that's a not-half-bad idea."
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"We've gone around six times. Let's just talk to her."
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"Oh, I'm selling my old Beanie Babies to make money for the prom."
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"They always need new TSA screeners."
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"You're absolutely right."
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"but at the end of the day, I still don't feel fulfilled."
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"This is a problem that requires more tweed."
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"so I put an orange dot on her boarding pass,"
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"Because otherwise, the line moves too quickly."
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"I... I hope I don't screw something up."
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"Where in the hell did you get the idea that"
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"And she didn't even say anything clever about it!"
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"Ha ha! Now you're wet!"
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"Thank God I can't feel anything back there."
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"Interesting. Interesting."
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"Wow, it really inks in here."
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"I think that might be over the line."
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"Told you this defendant wasn't cool."
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"Well, he wasn't by the sno-cones!"
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"Good-bye, Larry."
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"What? What are you talking about?"
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"Whew. I was damn near out of tweed."
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"What? Put this man down for a pair of lesbian shoes."
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"Well, I'm doing security at the roller rink"
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"Marla, I think we should just be ugly friends."
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