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Clips from Family Guy - Dr. C and the Women (S13E13)

"the people we see here every day are much worse."
Family Guy
"Boy, Larry, there's a lot to remember."
Family Guy
"Trust me, you have nothing to worry about."
Family Guy
"You're basically un-fireable. What do you mean?"
Family Guy
"Come on, Meg. Look around. You're the hottest person who works here."
Family Guy
"Oh, wow. Now that you mention it, everybody does look kind of dumpy."
Family Guy
"Oh, speaking of which, tomorrow, bring in a pair of your dad's pants."
Family Guy
"Well, I was doing the dishes for a while,"
Family Guy
"but they were inexperienced so I ended up having to rub one out."
Family Guy
"that's what I meant by "doing the dishes"?"
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"From Dirty Amelia Bedelia."
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"Almost done vacuuming the rug!"
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"Dammit, Peter! You're making me crazy!"
Family Guy
"Well, you know what? Sounds like you need some counseling."
Family Guy
"Maybe you should go talk to Cleveland."
Family Guy
"Cleveland? Why would I talk to Cleveland?"
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"He's a therapist now, and he's really great at helping people with their problems."
Family Guy
"Oh, I see. You want me to tell your best friend"
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"my complaints about you so he can back you up."
Family Guy
"The new maid is peeing on me!"
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"Look, you're the one who said you were going crazy."
Family Guy
"Just talk to him. He's all about helping people get well."
Family Guy
"Just like Doc Martens."
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"Terrible. I've got blurry vision. I feel cold and clammy."
Family Guy
"Huh. High fever, weight loss, and extreme respiratory difficulty."
Family Guy
"Let's have this man intubated and fit with a pair of lesbian shoes."
Family Guy
"There they are! All right, since you're a patient,"
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"You get all of her squawkin' out, Doc?"
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"Didn't we, Lois? Absolutely."
Family Guy
"All right, let's dope her up good. Turn that mouth off."
Family Guy
"No, Peter, the problem is you."
Family Guy
"What? What the hell are you doing? You're supposed to be my friend."
Family Guy
"Dr. Brown, I just killed nine people!"
Family Guy
"Uh, I mean, I have ducks on my feet."
Family Guy
"Old, crazy harmless mayor."
Family Guy
"Quack quack!"
Family Guy
"How can Cleveland say I'm the problem?"
Family Guy
"Swipe... wipe... swipe... wipe..."
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"wipe... swipe... Uh-oh."
Family Guy
"Cleveland helped me see that our entire relationship"
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"has been you doing whatever you want and me cleaning up the mess."
Family Guy
"Peter, I've had enough."
Family Guy
"Cleveland and I think we need to make some changes."
Family Guy
"Oh, come on. Are you serious? Yeah."
Family Guy
"You're gonna start helping around the house,"
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"and we're gonna start doing things together."
Family Guy
"We do stuff together. Just last night,"
Family Guy
"I made you keep track of all the words I know."
Family Guy
""Shoehorn.orn.""
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""Engine.""
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""Football.""
Family Guy
"Did I say "shoehorn"? Yes. Okay."
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""Shoehorns.""
Family Guy
"Peter, please... I've got an early doctor's appointment tomorrow."
Family Guy
"Wow, look at the new girl! She's so hot!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, her breasts and her stomach are different parts of her body!"
Family Guy
"I think she looks weird."
Family Guy
"How come she's not shaped like a potato?"
Family Guy
"That's part of the interview and everything."
Family Guy
"Whoa, sorry, ma'am, we can't let you through security because you're "da bomb.""
Family Guy
"Oh, that's so Muhammad Hot-a."
Family Guy
"You're playing a dangerous game, Scott!"
Family Guy
"All right, Peter, Cleveland says you should help with the chores."
Family Guy
"Okay. How does this work?"
Family Guy
"Well, you put the wet clothes in the dryer,"
Family Guy
"you close the door and you wait."
Family Guy
"Oh, it just went to 39 minutes!"
Family Guy
"So you... you just stand here and watch the whole time?"
Family Guy
"All right, according to Cleveland,"
Family Guy
"it's also healthy for couples to have shared activities."
Family Guy
"So-so what do I do, just aim for the pond?"
Family Guy
"But you hit it into the water."
Family Guy
"I know I hit it into the water."
Family Guy
"Why do they even have water if you're not supposed to hit it there?"
Family Guy
"Because it's fun! We're having fun! Rah!"
Family Guy
"Hey, are you doing anything on Friday?"
Family Guy
"No, I don't think so. Why?"
Family Guy
"Great, I'll pick you up at 4:30."
Family Guy
"Sounds good. All right, well, I'm up at the podium."
Family Guy
"Time to make marks on pieces of paper no one will ever see again."
Family Guy
"I thought we had plans on Friday."
Family Guy
"and spend more time with her. My own wife!"
Family Guy
"to what Bonnie wants to do in the bedroom."
Family Guy
"You know what? Screw Cleveland."
Family Guy
"What are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"Well, remember how Cleveland banged that stripper at his bachelor party?"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah! And we were all throwing bread at 'em?"
Family Guy
"Yeah. Maybe I could tell Donna about that."
Family Guy
"Or... remember when Cleveland wore briefs under his boxers"
Family Guy
"Maybe we tell her that."
Family Guy
"Okay, but we'll keep mine ready. Could be the nail in the coffin."
Family Guy
"Cleveland, it ain't cool what you've been telling Lois."
Family Guy
"All right? You're completely messing things up for me."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry it's hard for you, Peter, but personal growth isn't always easy."
Family Guy
"Look, if you don't change what you're saying,"
Family Guy
"we're gonna tell Donna you slept with that stripper at your bachelor party."
Family Guy
"Ah! Ah!"
Family Guy
"What are you doing?"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna play "Locomotive Breath" by Jethro Tull while he runs."
Family Guy
"Why the hell would you do something stupid like that?"
Family Guy
"Careful, Peter, or you're gonna lose two friends today."
Family Guy
"with one distractingly ugly guy behind home plate."
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER 2: It's two to two in the bottom of the sixth,"
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"and I just can't get my eyes off that man with the tall head."
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER 3: It's quite a game, but man, that guy is ugly."
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER 2: I'll say, Gary. What's the count?"
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER 3: No idea, Bill. But you know, that guy hasn't blinked this entire game."
Family Guy
"Just a dead-eyed idiot out on a Thursday afternoon."
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER 2: Yup. And the longer I watch him,"
Family Guy
"the more I wonder if he's there by himself."
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER 3: I think you're on to something there."
Family Guy
"That seat next to him's been empty for hours."
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER 2: Right you are, Gary. I'm gonna see if I can hit him with my apple."
Family Guy
"Ah. Kind of short-armed it."
Family Guy
"Cleveland didn't show up to my therapy session earlier,"
Family Guy
"She also weirdly told me that she squatted 250 today."
Family Guy
"I'm not even sure if that's good. It's scary good."
Family Guy
"Well, I am off to try and get out of this conversation."
Family Guy
"Peter, what did you do?"
Family Guy
"He was slightly inconveniencing me and Joe,"
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