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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Quirk-ducers (S07E07)

"And she feels left out because she doesn't look"
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"like all the other turkeys."
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"Is that... about... you?"
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"(nervous chuckle): No. No. What?"
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"All right, fine, it might have been inspired"
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"by a real-life event where"
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"a certain word was thrown around."
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"Tina, you're so quirky."
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"So, yeah, I'm taking back the "Q" bomb"
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"and mixing in a fun holiday message."
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"Well, that doesn't sound very erotic."
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"Which is totally fine."
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"No, some stuff happens with a pig. Oh."
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"Oh, okay, I got it."
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"So how's it end?"
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"The not-quirky turkeys realize"
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"that they aren't there for dinner, they are dinner."
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"Aw, that's nice."
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"So, you excited?"
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"My little turkeys get a long weekend."
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"(sighs) I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving,"
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"but I am not looking forward to the day before Thanksgiving."
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"We have to sit through one of Mr. Frond's stupid plays again."
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"I'm still bored from last year's play."
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"(flatly): ♪ We're thankful for ♪"
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"♪ These foods we're eating ♪"
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"♪ Here's a list of foods we're eating ♪"
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"♪ A, apples ♪"
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"♪ A, apple pie... ♪"
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"Yeah, Mr. Frond's plays aren't great,"
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"but isn't going to a play better"
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"than going to actual school?"
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"I mean, do you guys like school?"
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"I've never asked you that."
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"That's the thing!"
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"It's on the school schedule."
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"At least in the Ving Rhames version."
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"(chuckles) King James, Gene."
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"Ving Rhames!"
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"(microphone feedback hums)"
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"Lunch announcements."
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"First up, from the Women's Issues club,"
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"we have Peter and Zeke."
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"What's up, ladies!"
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"Our main issue right now is that"
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"no girls signed up for this club."
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"And Peter and I wrote a song about it. Hit it!"
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"♪ I don't have a vagina ♪"
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"♪ But I won't stop try'na ♪"
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"Come on, girls! ♪ Help women with their issues ♪"
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"Okay, okay, okay."
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"Okay, okay, shutting it down."
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"What's it? That's how we get our half day."
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"No. What if the day-before- Thanksgiving play is"
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"so offensive that it gets shut down?"
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"We'd all go home early."
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"Why would it be offensive? It's never offensive."
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"It's just bad and boring, like avocado toast."
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"But what if we could convince Mr. Frond"
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"to let us do the play,"
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"and then we make it so horrible and inappropriate"
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"that he shuts it down?"
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"Boom, half day. A real half day!"
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"But where are we gonna find a play"
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"and Thanksgiving-themed?"
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"What's the most erotic temperature"
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"you could cook a turkey at?"
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"375. Thanks."
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"Oh, my God, Tina,"
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"did you, uh, hear anything we were just talking about?"
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"No. Great."
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"How's your Thanksgiving play going?"
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"Oh, it's not a play."
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"It is now."
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"Thank you, Linda."
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"♪ I'll just let out a little one ♪"
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"Oh, my God."
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"(gasps) Oh, my gosh!"
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"I know. I have to live with you."
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"No, look at this potato."
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"Yeah? It looks like a face."
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"Oh, okay. (gasps)"
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"It looks exactly like my grandfather."
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"Like, exactly. It does?"
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"Yeah, my mother's father, Burt."
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"This is his spitting image, look."
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"I mean, don't all old men kind of look like potatoes?"
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"It's even got the bumpy thing on its face in the same spot."
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"He used to put a nickel on the top of it,"
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"and then I'd snatch it off."
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"Hmm, great."
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"All right, let's make fries."
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"No! Not with Grandpa."
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"Right. That'd be crazy."
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"You know what? I'm gonna keep him for a little while."
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"It'll be good for the kids to get to know my grandpa."
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"Potato. Grandpa Potato!"
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"Yeah, Grandpa Potato."
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"I wasn't trying to name... Forget it."
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"the Thanksgiving play this year?"
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"What can we say?"
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"I mean, you inspire us, Mr. Frond."
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"And I should probably just continue to do that."
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"This year, everyone will be reading"
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"Oh, it sounds great, Mr. Frond."
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"Everyone likes stanzas."
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"Right? Right?"
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"You seem pretty confident."
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"After all, it's just your reputation... no biggie."
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"Sounds like you don't need our play,"
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"so see ya later. Uh..."
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"W-Well, just out of curiosity, what is your play?"
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"It's called The Quirky Turkey."
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"It's based on an original short story by me."
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"Oh. Is it erotic?"
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"Suggestive situations."
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"I'm cutting back on the implied nudity."
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"Okay, not a good start."
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"Picture this: an underdog story about a turkey."
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"An under-turkey. Who wears glasses."
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